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Labour's doom has been foretold in the stars!

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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When will @theguardian.com respond to the questions about their editorial conduct towards Jason Arday? newscord.org/editorials/j...
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Jason Arday told the press he was at his limit. It answered with 188 more articles. He is dead at 41.
A full census of the 249 articles fifteen national outlets published about Jason Arday in 22 days, with the last day reconstructed hour by hour. Every article listed and linked.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well, here is the wheelie bin and the list in question👇 3/
A wheelie bin holds a cardboard box displaying a detailed list of household items, including bedding and kitchenware.
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Christopher @chrisworcs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
JKR's lawyers frantically drafting a letter
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Whilst in Glasgow this weekend, a Reform councillor gave a speech to a group of men wearing images of a noose and gallows with text implying they were going to start lynching parties. To zero concerns from the centre. Or anyone else, except us.
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*sits backwards on chair* hey kids, you know how we told you the last guy was just an ordinary bloke who loved pints football?! Check *this* guy out!
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Only an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators could get a ratio like this
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
skincare is very important
Wash your face with worm water
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Grace Murphy @gracefulmurphy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Enjoying the whole "Big Three + Venus cos graphic design is my passion, we're Pantone, we only understand squares" vibe
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Astrology Youtube hits different
A Youtube comment: 
2 weeks ago (edited)
8th house stellium! Cancer sun, mercury, and vertex in the eighth
house. Death has always been a theme in my life. Working to
become a hospice nurse!"
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Clearsky server bills going to the moon as half of UK Bluesky blocks the other half of UK Bluesky over Ann Widdiscourse
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Saved u a click
Guardian screenshot: ‘His legacy is cringe’:
how Charlie Kirk
became a punchline
among the young - even
his supporters
1hagoNews > UK > Home News
Sir Keir Starmer leads UK
tributes to Trump ally and
right-wing activist Charlie
Kirk
Bryony Gooch
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Thursday 11 September 2025 00:39 BST @
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Summer Holidays. 🚤
A character sitting on a box and luggage surrounded by some ghost cats. The mc wears a witch hat and all the luggage is on a white pickup. They're looking at the seaside and on the background there's a big cloud in the sky.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not a fan of this Farage guy
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Heather @hceedee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sandy, 03 Jul '26. #PigeonSky 🪶
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i have been trying to unpack why the i told you so’s here feel so legitimate despite the horrific seriousness of the allegations. i think bc it’s so enraging that he was allowed to make it this far. that poor woman was forced to traumatize herself in public because pundits are too fucking stupid
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Grace Murphy @gracefulmurphy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gemini ✨
Johann Bayer's colourful representation of the constellation Gemini.  Castor and Pollux are holding onto each other n the sky, one weilding a sickle, the other a harp.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sky is buying ITV's television channels. Wilfred Frost: ".. Sky are committing to all of ITVs public service broadcaster commitments.. & that does extend to 2034.." Fortunately in Ofcom we have a strong regulator who'll protect those commitments going forwards. Oh, wait.
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Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎ @zoedeku.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Andy Burnham must resign.
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