Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I put this in the Traitors WhatsApp group I’m in and NO RESPONSES. Pearls before swine 29614
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Talking head with the plane being like “I was just feeling a bit random lol” 140
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Eagerly awaiting the episode of Air Crash Investigation where they reveal that the plane was “just being a silly sausage” 160
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025“You know, the word that means being nice when you don’t want to be” 020
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I’m on that migraine prodrome brain, just looked for the word “diplomatic” but ended up telling my colleagues that the email I wrote was “very ambassadorial” 5534
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Me, addressing the class on the first day of human piloting school: OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES 1180
Reposted by KatieGary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 16/10/2025A story in three parts 9995051827
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Happy to inform you that she is now spayed and I can sleep though the night without [HORNY NOISES] and [ESCAPE ATTEMPTS] 0240
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m bad at remembering to post now, but let me tell you that Alice came into heat and a bad time was had by all 3422
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 14/10/2025“Probably because of all the dead orphans, Katie” No, I think it must be another, different reason 0180
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Squiggle is the toughest, cutest, wiggliest mofo around - if you have any money to spare, please toss some her way? 082
Reposted by KatieRobert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK? 1006112492235
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases 2394
Reposted by KatieJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2025Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13 254214275099
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I was 100% expecting to have to do a long explanation of all the ways in which he was a wrong ‘un and then my dad just started admiring marksmanship 150
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Me: *getting ready to start a whole PowerPoint presentation* Me: *deep inhale* Him: yeah 100% Me: … Me: well now I don’t know what to do with all the energy I built up here 0140
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025In today’s heartening news my right-wing boomer dad and I had a conversation about current events where we were in full & vociferous agreement, so there is hope for the offline population 3230
Reposted by Katiesianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Good that the Guardian is calling Kirk “far right” and showings its readers his views - not “common sense”, not “conservative”, but far right conspiracy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comCharlie Kirk in his own words: ‘prowling Blacks’ and ‘the great replacement strategy’The far-right commentator didn’t pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events 039671063
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025He also spoke about not believing in empathy & I for one think we should honour the man’s beliefs 130
Reposted by KatieZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 11/09/2025idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose life’s work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking that’s a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, I’d probably go insane 4664991359
Reposted by KatieChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer. 240133522881
Reposted by KatieMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. He’s opposed to violence against his political allies. He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies. 753849870
Reposted by KatieREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025this is going to be useful as a reference point for when you're dealing with people who just don't understand, won't believe, or also lionize the sort of person being posthumously lauded right now 121069
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I can SEE her licking her chops after I’ve tricked her into a delicious treat, yet she still acts as though I am trying to murder her. She is a menace! 020
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Today’s weaning attempt: smeared a little bit of wet food on her paw so she’d have to lick it off. She’s now walking around squeaking furiously about her suddenly delicious foot 88211
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025She is! And mama is v v devoted. What baby wants, baby gets! 110
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Like, not only is her kitten about half her total length at this point, she is also a CHONK. Alice is the hardest working mother in show business 2442
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I thought of that one back when I was looking at getting Raffy accredited as a therapy cat & I’m still proud of it 020
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look: 91104
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025What’s a cat’s favourite part of the hospital The stroke ward 110
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I work near a garden centre, and when I see people leave carrying their new purchases I like to think they’re taking their plants out for a walk 0360
Katie @zizifothsi.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Think about it Unless you’re in constant motion they will simply 𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 340
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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