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Captain Fucking Tugboat

@zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social
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Liberal AF retired fucking tugboat captain. Dad. Home is a secret island on the Salish Sea. Semi-professional musician, so they say. Suck it, RFK Jr.

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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#Utah. They have their priorities straight here.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Lead sponsors and honorary chairs of the Met Gala
Maybe Jeff Bezos should buy a fashion house...
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Happy 93rd birthday to Willie Nelson! Clip from Outlaws and Angels, Live at the Wiltern Theater, 2004.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump wears diapers so it's not quite as funny
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing. (image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)
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nanabee62.bsky.social @nanabee62.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Diaper change time 😅😂👋🏾
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Zing!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Don't complain. Gas price in Hāna, Maui. Diesel is $10
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/04/2026
noticing a theme
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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Ken Howell @ken69.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/04/2026
😳
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Temporary Squeaker Mike is so dumb it hurts.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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nanabee62.bsky.social @nanabee62.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#Maui, my happy place.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Imagine that dam bursting
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Absolutely unbelievable
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My Full Banfield Interview: The Jesse Mack Butler Case Is Worse Than Anyone Realizes
How a violent offender’s 78-year sentence turned into 150 hours of community service and why no one in Stillwater is being held accountable.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
NYTPitchbot: Eric Swalwell can still become Governor, if he runs as a Republican.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
🔥🔥 BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg is IN — he’ll be running for president in 2028! Raise your hand if that makes you happy! ✋
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Rare image of a stork delivering a baby!
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Because I'm bored
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hail Caesar
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/03/2026
Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls
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jaimi.bsky.social @jaimi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
There would be a terrible circularity to this moment in history if we end up paying tribute as a result of this ill-advised venture… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_A...
Gadsden Flag as an Ouroboros with the motto “I shall tread on myself”In 1785, two American merchant ships had been captured by the Muslim state of Algiers, and then Minister to France Thomas Jefferson decided that an American naval
force was needed to protect the passage of American vessels through the Mediterranean. Jefferson's recommendations were initially met with indifference and even hostility from a Congress that feared both the expense and the political dominance of a powerful naval establishment. The House of Representatives in 1786, and the Senate in 1791, discussed various proposals for a naval force, including estimates of costs for building frigates, but none were acted upon. Only in 1793, when Muslim pirates from Algiers had captured eleven additional merchant ships, was a proposal finally taken seriously.
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I like Hawaiian pizza because fuck you, that’s why. Also, it’s delicious.
Norman Rockwell’s “Free Speech” painting.
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
SCOTUS serves their King
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US supreme court appears poised to limit mail-in ballots ahead of midterms
Case focuses on RNC’s challenge to a Mississippi law that allows ballots to count if they arrive after election day
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh this is gonna be fun. "Shoes off or you'll be shot!"
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ICE agents will be deployed to US airports on Monday to ease long lines
Trump and border czar Tom Homan confirm plan to assist TSA agents amid partial government shutdown standoff
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026
And you best believe the shoe WILL be on the other foot. Everyone knows that while it's morally objectionable to mock Robert Mueller's death, it's absolutely permissible - if not compulsory - to celebrate the death of a pedophile.
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
WTF aren’t Americans on the streets demanding an end to this unlawful war launched on behalf of Zionist evil?!
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris is so badass he's going to dig his own grave now that he's dead.
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says " that 's right "
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says " that 's right "
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
John Fetterman: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema's love child.
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What is it with nazis & shoes? Gold ones, the wrong size ones & now this #NaziSympathizers #GriftersOfTheGop Btw::: WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS NIKE DOING COLLABORATIONS WITH NAZIS! They're from beaverton Oregon. These same jerkoffs were just trying to lock down Portland! Oregon must be so proud NOT
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#BaldEagle off Luana Beach #Vashon#Island
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#AnnTelnaes
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It's not the public interest Carr cares about
The FCC Chairman wants to make the boss happy
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Skeletor weighs in
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
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Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Yup
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