Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 11/05/2026#Utah. They have their priorities straight here. 041
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026open.substack.comLead sponsors and honorary chairs of the Met GalaMaybe Jeff Bezos should buy a fashion house... 000
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatCarole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Happy 93rd birthday to Willie Nelson! Clip from Outlaws and Angels, Live at the Wiltern Theater, 2004. 1465452938
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Trump wears diapers so it's not quite as funny 010
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing. (image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social) 380166882844
Reposted by Captain Fucking Tugboatnanabee62.bsky.social @nanabee62.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Diaper change time 😅😂👋🏾 111
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit. 1632718660
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations! 1136329858821
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Don't complain. Gas price in Hāna, Maui. Diesel is $10 000
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/04/2026noticing a theme 703119932894
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatDaniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭 1203574936
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/04/2026 610218935887
Reposted by Captain Fucking Tugboat Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/04/2026😳 42998471584
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Temporary Squeaker Mike is so dumb it hurts. 85499323239
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Absolutely unbelievableopen.substack.comMy Full Banfield Interview: The Jesse Mack Butler Case Is Worse Than Anyone RealizesHow a violent offender’s 78-year sentence turned into 150 hours of community service and why no one in Stillwater is being held accountable. 000
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026🔥🔥 BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg is IN — he’ll be running for president in 2028! Raise your hand if that makes you happy! ✋ 80270951344
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatAunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Rare image of a stork delivering a baby! 346143841786
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/03/2026Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls 7859661810
Reposted by Captain Fucking Tugboatjaimi.bsky.social @jaimi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026There would be a terrible circularity to this moment in history if we end up paying tribute as a result of this ill-advised venture… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_A... 2678
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatJust Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I like Hawaiian pizza because fuck you, that’s why. Also, it’s delicious. 115120789
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026SCOTUS serves their Kingtheguardian.comUS supreme court appears poised to limit mail-in ballots ahead of midtermsCase focuses on RNC’s challenge to a Mississippi law that allows ballots to count if they arrive after election day 000
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Oh this is gonna be fun. "Shoes off or you'll be shot!"theguardian.comICE agents will be deployed to US airports on Monday to ease long linesTrump and border czar Tom Homan confirm plan to assist TSA agents amid partial government shutdown standoff 010
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026And you best believe the shoe WILL be on the other foot. Everyone knows that while it's morally objectionable to mock Robert Mueller's death, it's absolutely permissible - if not compulsory - to celebrate the death of a pedophile. 1243202628
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatEssence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 21/03/2026WTF aren’t Americans on the streets demanding an end to this unlawful war launched on behalf of Zionist evil?! 44172282329
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris is so badass he's going to dig his own grave now that he's dead.media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says " that 's right "ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says " that 's right " 010
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 20/03/2026John Fetterman: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema's love child. 021
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatMitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What is it with nazis & shoes? Gold ones, the wrong size ones & now this #NaziSympathizers #GriftersOfTheGop Btw::: WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS NIKE DOING COLLABORATIONS WITH NAZIS! They're from beaverton Oregon. These same jerkoffs were just trying to lock down Portland! Oregon must be so proud NOT 054
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026#BaldEagle off Luana Beach #Vashon#Island 020
Captain Fucking Tugboat @zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026#AnnTelnaesopen.substack.comIt's not the public interest Carr cares aboutThe FCC Chairman wants to make the boss happy 011
Reposted by Captain Fucking TugboatKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2026MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz 432792353