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Just Some Guy

@themosersaurus.bsky.social
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Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love. Anti-doing the dishes DM at your own risk.

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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 6h
Hegseth furiously taking notes right now.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m kinda getting tired of this meme accurately describing my work day.
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Tucker And Dale: Doozy Of A Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The absolute sweetest thing happened today. Nova (new puppy) was in her penthouse (aka kennel) and whining pretty loudly. Callie, my 9.5 y/o babygirl who is vexed by Nova’s energy, got up off her bed in the living room, walked over to me to get my attention… 1/
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men who spit their gum, chew, and tobacco pouches out into urinals:
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Michael Scott: Why Are You The Way That You Are?
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Billie Jo Armstrong at 12:01 tonight:
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Dracula Rises
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had my sweet and silly Nova puppy for a month now. All the stress and sleep deprivation and “NOVA NO! DON’T EAT THAT!!!” are absolutely worth it.
A sweet sleepy puppy in her cone of shame
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just watched “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” and it’s the greatest biopic ever made!
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Weird Al Yankovic Exclaims 'YES!'
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They look like Cornell boys.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s pretty cool how @espn.com is all about enabling gambling addiction.
A screen shot of a push notification from ESPN with betting tips
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you make me your Supreme Evil Dictator and Grand Poobah, anyone convicted of sex abuse against a minor will have a mandatory minimum of 60 years.
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Barack Obama: Your Vote Matters
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I had a daughter, you’re goddamn right I’d raise her the same way Nicolas Cage’s character raised Chloe Grace Moretz in Kick Ass.
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Kick Ass: Chloe Grace Moretz Training Fun
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course I’d get the puppy that Trazodone makes hyper, not sedated. And Benedryl might as well be Red Bull, as far as she is concerned.
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I'm So Tired: The Tiredest I've Ever Been
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’ll never feel a more fulfilling and genuine love than you will from a rescue dog.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I talked to a lady in TN today for work. When I said “Oh, and Happy #Dolly Day!” she got audibly more cheerful. So that’s something nice that happened today.
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Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little Nova got spayed yesterday. She doesn’t understand why she has to wear the cons.
A sweet pup named Nova looking coyly at the camera from her cone of shame.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t remember the woke DEI black four star general affirmative action hire guy losing sensitive equipment like this.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PBR on a Wednesday. It’s been that kind of week.
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Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest National Security Threat©️ facing the US is Donald J. Trump.
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Kuill from The Mandalorian: I Have Spoken
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I was young and dumb, I loved being the smartest person in the room (even though most of the time I actually wasn’t). Nowadays, I HATE being the smartest person in the room, because it happens far too often and I know I’m not actually all that smart.
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today was the Mondayest Monday I’ve Mondayed in a long time. But right now 2/3 of my pups are cuddling me so
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Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TFW everyone else on your team is out sick today, leaving you and you alone to handle everything.
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Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On one hand, I’m genuinely surprised it took this long for this to happen. On the other hand, Apocalypse please!
A stick of Dr. Squatch pumpkin spice scented deodorant.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s 7am on a Saturday morning and instead of watching cartoons, I’m working.
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Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TFW you get 15 files reassigned to you at 3pm on a Friday because the other person who *checks notes* already has a smaller workload than you is overwhelmed.
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Mad Angry
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another day, another lack of accountability.
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Eric Kofi Abrefa: I'm Just Tired
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah!
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My one grandfather fell and hit his head, and lingered for a year. He wasn’t quite vegetative, but he was only “here” probably less than 1% of the time. It was a rough year for the family. #LichMcConnell reminds me of that. What they’re doing is elder abuse.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My life is complete. All three of my puppers cuddled on me at the same time. Callie isn’t big on cuddles, so that’s always a special treat in and of itself.
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I Could Die of Happiness Right Now
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can he just fucking die already?
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Alvin
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh hey, the Fed hiked interest rates again! Historians better call this upcoming period “The Great Trumpression!”
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Marvin: I'm Feeling Very Depressed
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Professionalism is overrated, and should be reserved only for people who deserve it. In other words, SLOW YOUR FUCKING ROLL, STACY!!!
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Dr Cox Head Bang
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just leveled up my ‘Tism by getting a flu shot!
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Goku's Super Saiyan Power-Up in Dragon Ball
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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turtle man puts back nose
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#LichMcConnell www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...
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Mitch McConnell Returns to Senate After Three Month Absence
Senator Mitch McConnell, the 84-year-old Kentucky Republican and former leader, had been absent for more than 13 weeks after a health incident, fueling questions about his ability to continue serving.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got a muzzle for Nova to keep her from eating every damn thing she sees on the ground and now I feel like a war criminal.
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The Horror, The Horror - Apocalypse Now Quote
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gee golly, imagine if we’d only had decades’ worth of speculative sci-fi across mediums warning us that AI is a bad idea.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey #FootballSky, is it bad that I want my team’s QB to be sacked so hard that he retires before the end of the quarter?
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Aaron Rodgers: Pass the Heroin Meme
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Day to day, people tend to suck. But in times of crisis, people can be amazing. As Mister Rogers once said, “look for the helpers.”
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This little girl is such a trouble maker and spent half of yesterday throwing up because she keeps trying to eat every single thing she finds on the ground. But she’s also super sweet and adorable.
A sweet and beautiful pupper named Nova looking right into the camera
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They’re getting a little too uncanny with the Muppets these days.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The extremely sad and tragic legacy of 9/11 25 years later is the fact that even though he’s dead, bin Laden ultimately won. Trump & co. are finishing what bin Laden started, and too many of us are too stupid to realize it.
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just beat The Blood of Dawnwalker. It’s pretty damn good. Go play it.
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Hop on The Blood of Dawnwalker
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@workday.com
The Maury meme stating

YOU SAID MY DEVICE WAS VERIFIED FOR THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS
THE FACT THAT I HAD TO LOG IN AGAIN
15 MINUTES LATER USING 2FA DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best part about the John Wick movies is that it’s a series of escalating murder and mayhem caused by an asshole who kills a puppy. As a dog dad, it’s relatable.
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John Wick on Phone
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good god! Puppy farts are especially heinous!
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Cup Gags and Barfs Liquid
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gotta love coming back after a 3 day weekend to all kinds of IT issues.
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The IT Crowd: Moss and the rest of the fire
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Little Nova just brought a toy over to me so we can play! I love watching her learn and grow.
A sweet little tan puppy named Nova curled up sleeping next to her daddy
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy day to all you soon-to-be mothers out there!
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Fozzie Bear Stage Hook
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Just Some Guy @themosersaurus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I survived my first full week with a puppy.
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Skeletor: Kneel Before Your Master!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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