Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have a question about Australia and im hoping someone can help. @weskrantz.bsky.social maybe? I have been watching the AFL which has led to me looking up teams and cities and such. 200
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Checked my kid in for a haircut and we had arrived pretty early (30 minutes) due to how traffic happened. So I said "appointment for (redacted) sorry we are early" and the lady just blinked at me and then goes "do you want to reschedule for another day?" WHAT?! 120
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I laid down for a quick break before driving to the airport and my dog immediately got up and laid on my head. 020
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Im making these for the neighbor kids for Halloween and I cant get over how cute he is. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just got a job lead at a place I know, with people I really like. Please keep the fingers crossed and send all the good vibes my way. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My husband: I should be home by noon Me: where the fuck is he?! Clock: 9:15 am A version of this has now happened at lest 5 times today. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Car battery died in the parking lot of a hardware store and I really really thought someone would offer help before AAA got there. Thats on me for having faith in men. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There are people in my house and I desperately want them to leave but they just arent. And I cant kick them out 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hesting element in the dryer broke but the good news is I'm handy and have a surly teen who was willing to offer minimal help so we got it fixed in less than an hour. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Spent my first day unemployed figuring out which doctors to prioritize before I lose my health insurance so that was... terrible. On the bright side ill be able to get new glasses and have them paid for. 1181
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My job just restructured and eliminated my position so I now feel safe saying fuck that place and fuck my stupid fucking bitch of a boss. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 25/06/2026At 5:30 am I started my day by dislocating my thumb. Now at 10:00 pm i have ended my day by dislocating my toe. This hypermobile shit sucks. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I need more pictures of that evil fuck crying after losing the Stanley cup 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Something about the way his toe beans are pressed on his face is so sweet 030
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I got a new book and I was like "ugh I should shower before I read this, what a waste of time" and now my husband is laughing at me for calling showering a waste of time but I've been waiting for this book for years!! 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Almost got hit by a wrong way driver. He was close enough that I could see his facial expression (completely neutral the entire time). 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Way back in February I decided to by myself a new hoodie and matching sweats. The company had a deal where if you delayed delivery for a few months you got a huge discount so thats exactly what I did. Today im home sick and my new sweats and hoodie were finally delivered and I am so fucking comfy. 010
Reposted by Mars Zipan shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127114092
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I went outside to enjoy the nice day and a bird pooped on my face. It got between my face and my glasses and landed on my cheek and now I need to rip my own face off 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My son is meeting with a math tutor right now and i swear it's like when I accidentally turn the TV on a spanish station. I can understand some of the words but I am so lost 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Thinking about the podcast I listened to where they were like ,"you never regret going to the gym. Even if you didnt want to go you leave feeling better" really? Because I just did an arm workout and now im filled with rage that my stupid body requires so much work. Its not even a very good body! 120
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 16/03/2026You know that one person at work who messes everything up because they have no clue what's happening? Something got messed up today & I made the assumption it was their fault, but for once they weren't the one who fucked it up! I want to email them congratulating their competence but its my boss 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/03/2026With 2 games left in the season, kis told us his wrist was sore but for sure not broken. Played the final 2 games. Wrist was in fact broken. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 28/02/2026@bobinboulder.bsky.social checking in buddy, let us know youre ok. 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Told my dad im looking forward to watching the women's hockey later and he immediately sent a bunch of spoilers. 😒 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Accidentally ordered a very large cider. Told my husband im going to intimidate the rest of the hockey dads with it. So far I have seen one dad and he did in fact comment on it. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I've started secretly working out again. Starting really small in the hopes of not being struck down by the hyper mobility. Wish me luck 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I just got scolded for showing up too early for an appointment. Check in time was 10:45 and I arrived at 10:43 am I crazy or is that actually a perfectly reasonable time to arrive?! 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 14/02/2026@amyisverybusy.bsky.social since I cant buy you flowers please appreciate these ones from my garden lasy year. The peach rose smells like candy 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Thoughts to the Santa Clarita 12AA ladies hockey team. #sticksout 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Fully frustrated, ready to lose my shit and my husband says "is this really worth being upset over?"media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flamesAlt: Mrs. White in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Is it just me or is everyone exceptionally stupid today? 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Watching this game counts as a workout i dont care what anyone says. My heart rate is elevated! 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Just watched the most annoying guy in the bar crash and burn with his date and it was FABULOUS 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 12/01/2026After many years of this debate with my mother in law I have started cooking it in muffin cups. They are stuffins. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/01/20264.5 hours until im off work and can start on my new book. It will feel like forever. @bradmeltzer.com 120
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 04/01/2026One of those days where its clear im so clumsy I should just stop trying to do anything 100
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Forgot how much I truely love vegemite. Aussies please send me uses for it other than on toast. 100
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Very nearly ruined the chili I was making when I went to throw in a dash of cayenne pepper without realizing the shaker cap was gone. Thankfully I realized just in time to stop from dumping the whole thing in. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Why does everyone decide to be incompetent on the same day?! I'm just trying to do my job and punch out, stop making it harder!!! 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I tripped today, full face plant in the middle of the street. I'm not sure what hurts more, my face, my shoulder, or the fact that every time my husband looks at my face he looks worried and asks if I'm sure I'm OK. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Things I have said at Thanksgiving Turkey carving is not a gendered activity It's OK I have a bunch of crochet penises at home, I'm pretty much a dude. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Look I dont really complain much about poor service especially this time of year but if I see someone actively making their coworkers lives harder I'm going to speak up. Don't be a dick to your coworkers. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Hey settle a debate for me if I say to a coworker "Linda had some naughty ideas in that meeting today" Is that OK, or should I choose different phrasing? 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Last week I wrote down all the crafts I need to finish before Christmas. It was far too many, so I have of course added 3 more .... 000
Reposted by Mars Zipan Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it. 13005945536317
