Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Holt's Hot Damn Dance in Brooklyn 99ALT: Captain Holt's Hot Damn Dance in Brooklyn 99 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026As an adult I will splash water on the back of my neck or use a cool damp paper towel to reset me. 020
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Our playground one was "we have to leave in 5 minutes, please come start the timer". Worked every time 020
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Im shocked they dont recommend bringing a favorite stuffie. In my experience they are more than ok with it. 030
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ive always thought he looks like someone tried to create a video game character and then kept thinking the facial features down until they are too small for the face 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Im with you, white bread and American cheese is the way. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They stole whimsy but not yours. The choice to be whimsical is still within each of us. Wear fun socks, sing a song to your pet. Paint little figurines for a game (if im interpreting your profile Pic correctly). In fact add whimsy to the painting maybe the big scary guy needs a flower on his armor. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If someone changes the recipe their fate is up to them 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Once I tripped and fell all the way on my face, I popped up and said "its ok no one saw that!" Some rude ass lady behind me goes "I did". Just let me live the lie!! 210
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My guess is it is a self imposed social obligation because "what would people think if I dont do fantasy sports". With a hefty dose of toxic masculinity thrown in. The totally imagined scenario of people thinking hes less masculine for not doing fantasy sports. 020
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watched this in 9th grade English class. Felt so sneaky knowing I wasnt allowed to watch the Simpsons at home. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can see how that would translate. I never wear flip flops and all my shoes have pretty chunky bottoms so the feel is very different. I do think you owe jujubee a starbucks run though lol 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unless its a book I dont think kids should be bringing things from home. Its too stressful for everyone. Did I remember to send kid with the right object? What if the other kids make fun of my object? Kid is sobbing because their object got broken. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mars gets so hype when I put on my hat, now when I do yardwork I have to smuggle the hat out so he doesn't think its walk time. Side note, barefoot driving?! I cant even back out of the garage barefoot without looking like that scene from princess diaries where shes driving up the hill 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That button had no business being so close to all the important buttons. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott: I Am A VictimALT: Michael Scott: I Am A Victim 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Would a chocolate chip (cookie) be a biscuit there if crispy? Like could a treat be made of all the same things but be named differently depending on the bake? Shortbread would that be a biscuit, a cookie, or just shortbread? I ask because I would describe it as crumbly instead of chewy or crispy 100
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Personally I would wait. Im not superstitious but I dont wanna get too confident 020
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What is the slight difference? Is it based on crispiness? 100
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The absolute panic when you accidentally hit the internet button on your phone and had to try to close it before it connected and charged your parents SO much money 120
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My son was around 3 at the time. There was a commercial with a stampede of dachshunds dressed as hot dogs. My mom says "oh look at the weiner dogs" to which my son very solemnly says "no no Bamma, we dont say that word. Those are penis dogs" 1132
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Amazing. I love getting the fun chaotic kid stories without having to go through that phase again. I feel i should offer one in exchange as a thank you. 160
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah makes sense. Congrats seems like just yesterday chomp was an only child. Am I remembering correctly that he kept hiding the dogs food pouches under a piece of furniture? 160
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh i love re-reading a well loved story. Caffeine cheeks on a cool fall morning is just how to start the day right. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Does that pamphlet have anything in it you havent seen before? I feel like having been through this twice you probably know all the stuff 140
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Great assist though. Binnington straight to lehky, and how convenient that the net was empty! 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am saying this as someone who has legendary typos. Beard ant might be the funniest thing I read online today. Such a tiny beard to fit on an ant 130
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Read that guys post to my 15 year old and after the "but" I had to pause because he yelled "NOOOOOOO". if a 15 year old gets is this guy clearly gets it and ignores it. 0161
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Its not a difficult conversation when you are saying using someone else's body is ok so long as you learn from it. You need to stop talking, start listening, and get some therapy. 040
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because I dont think "old" is a qualification to be an entitled ass? Hopefully even when I am over 50 I realize my actions effect those around me and act accordingly. At what age did you forget you arent the only person who matters? 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got one yesterday which I blocked and reported and then again today 130
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Its true as we all well know older women are completely faultless in everything they do we should worship at your feet 1100
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comStanley Hudson: 'Here We Go' ReactionALT: Stanley Hudson: 'Here We Go' Reaction 1230
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My kid is allergic to the flu vaccine which frustrates me every year. 010
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Momb seems to be traveling kind of a lot lately. I hope you are being compensated for your house sitting and McQ sitting duties. 060
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kind of seems like the difference between countries where you have to opt out of organ donation instead of opting in. Much higher donation rates. Get rid of the thinking about it part and suddenly people are on board. 000
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ahh ok jab is the default here so I always forget the spray is an option. 110
Mars Zipan @zipanmars.bsky.social · 02/10/202690s and 2000s Colorado didnt. HOWEVER after school they had flu clinics in the cafeteria where anyone from town could come. That was how I found out my high school bully was terrified of needles. Also the first time I didnt cry while getting a shot, I wanted him to know I was stronger than him. 020
