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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 3h

Yea that felt like Armando Benitez back in the day. Cubs gotta chill

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 4h

This is not a likeable Red Sox team. This is a bullshit team that genuinely thought they had a shot at making a deep postseason run after that mirage winning streak, and mortgaged their future for our mid catcher who is always hurt. Couldn’t happen to a shittier city/org. Go fuck yourself Boston.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 4h

That was a really good throw, Adley! It was very close.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 4h

Adley, can you forfeit the game on behalf of your new team? Because yall are fucked

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 4h

So it looks like Adley won’t get his first playoff win this year. You should have set up a bit more outside bro.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

“Adley hasn’t caught garret crochet” Stop glazing this man and this bullshit New England team

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

The Red Sox are in the playoffs but honestly the Orioles could have put up as much of a fight as this bullshit Boston team.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

Adley, you’ve gotta call a better game. It’s a shame how you aren’t helping the Red Sox win a game right now.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

Adley, you are costing your new team the game.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

Yo Adley, you’re fucking up. This should be your moment

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

“You don’t worry about rutschman picking you off too much” lol.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

Holy shit. Sonny Gray looks 55 years old.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

I think if Sonny Gray would have straightened his hat that wouldn’t have happened

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

Idk Adley. You wouldn’t have grounded out with a RISP if you stayed here.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

The White Sox turnaround from 2025 is an all timer. Amazing. Gives the rest of us fledgling franchises hope.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Idk man, that Adley trade feels like it’s going to haunt the Red Sox. That was not even a mildly competitive game and Adley is not bringing much to their equation.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It would appear Adley will not get his first playoff win tonight.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Adley! idk I’ll never understand this dude playing for another team in the playoffs.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every person in this stadium looks exactly the same.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Duran the disgusting homophobe. Boston the disgusting racist shithole of a sports town. Die a slow death beantown.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Adley you gotta frame that better bro. Work on it.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lolol that Contreras thought that was ball 4. Fuck the Red Sox

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schlitters stuff is so good that it doesn’t matter at all what count he is in. He can throw every pitch in every count.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tolle’s thing is cute and fun but that’s not going to win championships.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is Sophie’s choice baseball: I hate both of these teams with a passion but I think I hate the Red Sox more.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Speaking as someone who was in a touring band in 2010s and thought that was going to be my life, I have nothing but love for the folks still doing it. It’s fucking hard out there and I appreciate y’all still putting in the work to bring your art to the rest of us.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sux the Os aren't in it but playoff baseball is so sick.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The script writers really dialed it up for this one and also I’m an asshole. Great win flock.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This offense is just completely different with Zay in the game… please stay healthy! 🙏

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve had a few beers and am admittedly exhausted from the Bmore Historic Unconference, but I think the orioles are closer to where we want them to be then we realize.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Honestly, it would probably hurt me more if they don’t bring back Trevor Rogers than it did when Adley left. Top of the rotation left handed starters are so hard to come by. Please make it happen.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I don’t know shit but I do know the Blue Jays lost the World Series last year by not much and this year they very well could finish with a worse record than the Orioles. Baseball is fickle man. I’m constantly reevaluating my perception of where this team should be.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wife asked if we could turn the heat on this morning and I had a visceral feeling of dread. I’m not sure us mid-Atlantic/northeast folks are ready for the incoming heating costs onslaught, especially if this winter is anything like last.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If this team doesn’t get it right next season for Pete, I will absolutely slander them. We are so lucky to have him. I can’t say enough.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Personally, I love to destroy the blow jays chance at the playoffs.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s objectively hilarious to this the Blow Jays have a shot at the final wild card spot. Y’all are just as mid as we are. Don’t pretend otherwise.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kirk is my kind of athlete. Clearly not in great shape but also just so good at what he does. He’s kind of why I love baseball.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I really don’t want to be the Browns of MLB - even though we definitely are and used to be called the Browns back in the day - and demand a new head coach every season, but….. Idk. That’s all I got.

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