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Archivist at the American Prison Writing Archive @ JHU. Musician, history nerd, mason, amateur woodworker, former NIH-er genome-adjacent 🧬, cancer survivor, dog dad, and runner. Prison is dehumanizing. Orioles and Ravens fan.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 8h

The chop will work tomorrow. Don’t be deterred, Atlanta.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

I like how the organist is trying to steer the fans towards Seven Nation Army but they can’t help but revert to their racist bullshit.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

lol the braves fans though the chant was helping their team. The ancestors had other plans.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

This makes me literally physically ill.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

oh right, the lockout. what a shitty vibe.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 11h

The Oriole Bird? what the fuck is this team doing? Assuming there is still going to be an Oriole Bird at the games, is it going to be a volunteer or something? Is this about saving money? So many questions.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 12h

😐

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 14h

Dude needs some new material. This shit is so tired.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 20h

Can you get more pathetically desperate? SAD

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My Alma mater. 🥹

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The braindead as fuck woman behind him clapping at the prospect of murdering the entire population of a major US city. how did we get here (rhetorical question)?

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Volpe would have made that one.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My GOD the Yankees fans are obnoxious. May this team never win a championship ever again.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ben rice when he smiles:

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It is. It’s also a huge military community. Pretty much anyone who has been in either the Navy, Coast Guard, or Marines has spent already some time there or knows someone who has. I have this from a remote coworker who grew up there and lives there currently.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

phewwwww. I knew it was bad but goddamn. The least these assholes could do to mitigate this is win some more games but noooooooo

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you've got to be kidding me if A) you thought Iran was about to get a nuke, and B) they were going to launch an ICBM at the continental US as soon as they got one. What reality do these fuckwads live in?

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'd wager that MLB folks have, by far, the worst politics of all the pro sports.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dan Campbell is crazy.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Go brewers. White Sox/Brewers WS. God, make it happen.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is not your granddads Mahomes. I’m glad I’m here for it.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mahomes is suchhhhhh a little bitch. Gtfo with that dive at the end of the play.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THANK FUCKING GOD! good team win. Now go rest up. You earned it.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck me.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The hay is in the barn? Maybe?

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just knew it could be my boy Loops fault.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This fucking team has to make us sweat the whole game… I can’t take it.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Grind the clock downnnnnnnnnnnn and let’s go the fuck home. C’mon Snoop.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Playing with fire here.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If this is actually a good team, the defense should be able to step up and win it for them with Lamar. Right?

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck… just get this game over with. Dudes are dropping like Flies.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Could have been worse. Way to bounce back, defense.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The titans offense is actually the ravens defense. Clean it the fuck up

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If there was a game for him to not push it, it would certainly be against the Titans. Defense pleaseeeeee step up and close it down.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hopefully just a precaution. Just run the ball every play for the rest of the game.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lamar hurt? Say it ain’t so. 😭 Derrick Henry about to get the ball alot.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dudes confidence is through the roof rn

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The demoralizing for the titans defense. 98 yds… 😬

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Beautiful ball , Lamar

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lol at paper moon on the b-roll

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*NNnamdi

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck yes. Nmandi, we missed you bro

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You just know this is gonna be some stupid as fuck officiating right here

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This offense is kind of unstoppable once they get that play action going.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Good stop D!

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trap game?

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was told before the season they were the strength of the team.

Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That play pretty much sums up the titans season

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yea… I guess you could call that a win.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This win will forever come with an asterisk for the brewers. Yikes.