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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When there’s nothing else to do in your city except watch your stolen football team get massacred by the town you stole it from.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Or could you just light it on fire? If you think about it, it’s just as arbitrary as donating it to a bunch of shitbags who are going to get their asses handed to them anyways in November.”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

“I guess you could call this a baseball game”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Went back and consulted the primary source and I got this memory all messed up lol. My friend went to Friends.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The greatest trick Elias pulled was convincing us that the team would be a contender.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Reading this passage cemented an unfortunate reality: this could easily be describing what the Trump admin has done, and is doing, in this country. We don’t have the high ground here.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

People are posting that Adley did something cool And this is what the app is showing???

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“We’re all going down together, boys!”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

That’s what I’m fucking talking about!

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

“You [Elias] build baseball teams the way computers fuck, you know that!?!?”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I need this guy to do a video inside the Easter bunny costume while Trump is talking:

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Bret Stephens is a shill for Israel but this quote is still amazing. Like you actually believe anything Trump says and you’re using that to frame your argument? The man lies as he breaths. Wow.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Idk man, maybe that was your experience of the humanities in grad school but mine was definitely not framed as “we will make you a good person.” It was mostly “we will help you think extremely critically in every situation, anticipate flaws in your approach, and write powerful arguments.”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

didn't even realize how geographically appropriate this was but my first thought after reading this was: "How do you ban a whistle, you fucking dummy?"

image of steve buscemi's character from Fargo after he was shot in the face and is arguing with his associate over who keeps the car.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I don’t know - or really care - about Lamar’s politics but I just don’t see how a team that is so important to a city like Baltimore can really get behind a guy who does this:

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

This line hit extra hard for me. So we just should expect a rinse and repeat of the same operation until someone the US deems appropriate runs the country? How naive can you get?

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

"Please continue your futile quest to win a Nobel Prize and continue ignore all the issues going on in this country. Your base will love it!"

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I thought the numbers of the settlement and the cost of the ballroom looked a bit too coincidentally similar. How soon can another mass protest be organized because this is just becoming ludicrous?

Paragraph discussing how Trump might use the money he’s trying to get from the DOJ to pay for his new ballroom.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

This is insane. Like whoever at HHS told the civil service employee to post this, they basically compelled them to break the law (Hatch Act). Idk where we go from here or how we get back. Nothing matters.

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Yankees fans when judge pops out to left field:

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

“But how do you know they are leftist? Is someone going to go around the park and lift every persons skirt up?”

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Mike Elias whenever a major decision needs to be made:

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Zeke’s kitchen appliances @zekeskitchen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Me: "Just [two] word[s].... Are you listening?" Any politician soliciting my advice: "Yessir." Me: "....Land reform."

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