Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 6hAlright 5,000,000 slop monkeys on typewriters on an infinite timeline can eventually churn out a half decent pitch if they let the cast improv. RIP Ivan 310
Reposted by ZeddyGo Birds & Whatnot 🏆🏆 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @thisphillyfan.bsky.social · 7h"Gimme the Bob's Big Boy, business version." "Başka bir şey söylemene gerek yok, dostum." 032
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 18hAlso Hasan was in contact with extremists aligned with the Taliban so comparing this to Taliban practices is valid. Also also the article literally says that public executions were an American thing as recently as the mid-20th century and it says this before bringing up modern day practioners. 0101
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Kind of doubt he had the upper body strength to open that door 130
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Alright the "like it's not mutual" line read better be the Oscar clip 140
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My 'it categorically reflects poorly on you to enjoy this' threshold when it comes to horror movie kills is the Terrifier franchise. 040
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We already had The Drama discourse this year you're not a bad person for enjoying Carrie's revenge it's not real. 240
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026they're ALL doing this btw Kristi Noem stole the Coast Guard commandant's house so she'd have a place to fuck Corey Lewandowski behind her husband's back. 126521
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They're partying in military housing while they make the actual troops live on squalid boats and wrecked airbases so their families back home can pay $5 a gallon. 131632404
Reposted by Zeddyashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 5749711038
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wanted for, I should add, mass kidnapping and human trafficking of children. 0152
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Weird coincidence he sanctions the ICC on the same day he gets a very, totally real trade deal with a dictator wanted by the ICC. 36418
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He says he doesn't but it's usually to tell a story that involves a lot of blood and he loves telling those kinds of stories. Special Ops raids, Miming recreations of the Paris terror attacks, that General Pershing story he made up, a fake Civil War battle that occurred on his golf course etc etc. 010
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Already seeing some walkback. Does occur to me that a televised execution would be so beyond the pale of the sort of 'polite disagreement' between the Vatican and USG over capital punishment that the Pope might move to excommunicate Vance. bsky.app/profile/apne... 0278
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I realize this is incredibly unfair to dedicated, skilled and professional G-Man Jonathan Utah. 2160
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Patel must hate so much that the rank & file FBI is full of former law school/undergrad peers who've started families, dress like adults and generally left their beer bong days in the past. Starved for enablers he uses our money to hit up Vegas, Nashville, hockey games, wherever to find his Bodhi 1182
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like Tim Kennedy supposedly just got Van Owen'd in the Congo 1140
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I get that this is SpiderKA$H Special Birthday Boy stuff but wanna point out what a counterintelligence nightmare this is given the UFC/MMA landscape is full of guys cozy with Putin, Kadyrov, MBS, foreign PMCs and legions of oil baron failsons with Instagram pages. 37329
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That tentpole slop game told me whimsy was outside Wolfgang Petersen's comfort zonestatic.klipy.comMorla: We Don't Even CareALT: Morla: We Don't Even Care 020
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Holy See has announced a nine-day mourning period. #InPaceRequiescat 0202
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm gonna say 3:2 odds that Trump chickens out on the livestreaming aspect and instead personally attends it so he can describe it in morbid detail as he so often likes to do with commando raids and such. Maybe wink and nod at suggestions he pulled the trigger himself (he will not have done this.) 55810
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Recalling how the Bush administration considered the leaked tape of Saddam's execution to be a disaster. A garish and medieval end to what had been a carefully managed process from capture, interrogation (with full Geneva protections unlike others), public trial and transfer to a new "free" Iraq. 211125
Reposted by ZeddyJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky 10283474
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Been saying it for damn near a decade but the final aesthetic of American conservatism is 'Brotherhood of Nod mission briefing' 181
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026he's polling double digits ahead so this is 'his soul is still dancing' territory 0140
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Rubio and Hegseth each wanted to ride into Iowa high off a quick, painless war in Iran and the bullet ridden corpse of Raul Castro but reality fucked up their timeline so they're going big on fashy Cope 0274
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Navy SEALs testified to seeing Eddie Gallagher murder a schoolgirl for fun and he's a welcome guest at Mar a Lago. I don't give a shit about Hasan, I preferred having him rot in a cell forgotten than granting the martyrdom he wants but the context here is which murders Trump & Hegseth are a fan of. 025664
Reposted by Zeddythinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hope they didn't log into any official govt accounts on their personal devices! gotta check that phone to ensure they followed federal records regulations and applicable statutes, would be awkward to find anything super racist and/or sexually deviant on there 25216
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My #1 desire for a lead-pipe-cruel 2027 Oversight Committee is subpoenas specifically of every transplanted 8channer and lapsed school shooter they have running the social media accounts. I want their dehydrated, unfuckable mugs on TV perpetually creeping out Pennsylvania swing voters. 0639
Reposted by ZeddyZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 06/06/2026There's an actual goddamn invasion of Europe happening with tanks and missiles and enabled by the material support of the country we're currently at war with and this drunken, gas-spiking fascist still just openly fantasizes about machine gunning refugees. 210625
Reposted by ZeddyZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 07/10/2025It's fun how quickly next week they'll shift from 'all descendants from Spanish/Portugese colonization and subjugation of the Western Hemisphere don't count as Westerners' to 'ty Christopher Columbus for finding America for the Men of the West' 0181
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every terrible economic consequence of failed communist states happens a lot faster in nostalgia-based, militarized hyper nationalist regimes. Shortages, rationing, food lines, inflation, etc. Just doesn't as much press when you're also getting your ass handed to you in a war you started for memes. 081
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My solution to all of this is to make the word 'nationalist' synonymous with $5 gas and $10 ground beef. Which if you know your history isn't much of a stretch. 2233
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Please stop sharing yesterday's Oval Office Pennywise manifestation every new thing I learn is making me sadder 1112
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Scariest bit in this movie is the first scene in the teachers lounge which gets you Leo pointing at babyfaced Jon Stewart, Salma Hayek, Famke Jannsen and then a fucking Harry Knowles jumpscare wtf 370
Reposted by ZeddyZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Whichever team eliminates the Yankees from the Playoffs every year should get to wear these 0162
Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Early Skydance and Zaslav-era WB are fun lessons in seeing conservative neophytes trying to run big movie studios because they ended up getting outfoxed by all the liberal auteurs who've dealt with capital S Suits their entire lives. The news consolidation is super bad, I'm less worried about film. 051
