Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time I think I won’t cry and then I start at ‘On your left’ and am a fucking mess by ‘I love you three thousand.’ Really fun seeing it on the big screen again! The extra footage was a little underwhelming and will probably be in Doom anyway. 000
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Off to see Endgame on the big screen with the bonus content! Disney needed some more of my money. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They haven’t had an accident or injury or done anything unusual so what is CAUSING the ‘soft tissue damage’ and why does it keep happening? Surely it’s not unreasonable to want to know? 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They couldn’t even tell us if we should use ice or heat. Absolutely absurd. And I don’t blame the staff! I blame the chronically undervalued, underfunded, overstretched, understaffed system that’s been left to rot. UK billionaires, HERE IS SOMETHING YOU COULD FIX. 000
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We are incredibly lucky to have private medical cover so now the NHS have washed their hands we can get a referral from the GP to use that and get some answers but it shouldn’t be this way! You shouldn’t be told, ‘Have you tried not having feet?’ when you can’t fucking walk AGAIN. 000
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had to take CJ to urgent care FOR HOURS today because for the second time in a few months they couldn’t put any weight on their foot. Last time they had an x-ray and were told it was soft tissue damage and there was nothing they could do. Guess what they said today? Yep. Waste of fucking time. 120
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did anyone else think he was leaning in to kiss Nigella?? #GBBO 120
Reposted by Zebra PigRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"There's a poly drag queen on bake-off" sounds like Nigel Farage's Winter Soldier activation phrase. #GBBO 117525
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Obsessed with Nigella shovelling in cake like it’s going to be banned YES MY QUEEN #GBBO 050
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder who the infuriating contestant who never seems to get sent home will be this year #GBBO 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just booked to see the Heated Rivalry parody musical on Halloween 😌 At least this kind of psychosis is fun. 030
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was feeling totally overwhelmed about doing my usual bonkers Autumn/Halloween decor but my sweet @omnienby.bsky.social helped me and now I’m delighted. It’s spooky season now if I say it is 👻 🎃 🧙🏼♀️ 050
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also there was some really discriminatory language in it that felt totally unnecessary and jarring. I don’t mind bad language in films in general but CJ kept looking at each other in shock. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good god it was terrible. Connor was good of course. Nothing else about it was. Sorry Connor! At least you got to go to Romania. 240
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Off to see April X. Gotta support this preternaturally handsome 20-something white guy’s career because who else will??? #connorstorrie 140
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I didn’t think this day would ever come after one of the most brutally hot summers I can remember, but the heating’s on. 140
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Footballing Son evidently on the brink of being selected for a Premier League team. I hope so, for his sake and mine so he moves out. 070
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I know I’m preaching to the choir here but loads of men in balaclavas marching at ports don’t make me feel safer as a woman. I’ll take an immigrant man over a British racist any day. 060
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The last time I did a zip wire I was a teenager and there was no health and safety and you just had to hang on and hope for the best. Pleased to report it has moved on since then! I was clipped on at all times. 030
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Went zip wiring (underground!) and cave scrambling today. Never thought I would be brave enough. Quite proud of myself and very grateful to @omnienby.bsky.social who at times had to coach me through. 040
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026BIG NEWS someone from choir is on Bake Off this year. We just found out Yes they kept it a secret, yes I have tasted their baking before, yes they are a fabulous performer. I’m very excited. Gabe is the name they are using for the show. 1101
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey. If you’re not standing up against antisemitism I don’t know what you’re doing. No I don’t want to hear any whatabouttery. It’s vile and it’s not ok. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TW: SI Please do consider when posting stuff about suicide prevention. It can be very triggering. I know everyone’s just trying to help. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It is always the right time to rewatch Live Die Repeat. That’s what it is called and I won’t hear otherwise. 020
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thrilled to announce I am now at the age when I discuss perimenopause symptoms with my friends 🙃 150
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I am on holiday with our dear dear friends and it’s so nice. Friends. FRIENDS. (You guys included.) 060
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Important news: watching Practical Magic for the very first time 🧙 250
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When you get a group of geeks together it will always eventually come down to Team Tony or Team Cap #teamTony 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tickets booked for April X in September! The only cinema showing it is fucking miles away but anything for Connor 🙃 120
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry too??? This is a rough 48 hours especially for the queer community. 020
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In the New Forest for a week! We’ve both got to work but might as well do it from a beautiful location. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can’t praise my GP surgery enough. Got in a timing mess with my meds and turned up there in a flap this morning as we’re going away this evening and i would run out while we’re away. All sorted within a couple of hours. #welovetheNHS this is why I won’t move! A good GP practice is golden. 010
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Jesus Christ Superstar at the London Palladium with lovely Sam Ryder as Jesus: SPECTACULAR. What a voice. What a voice! The whole cast were amazing. Bravo. Feel so lucky to have seen it. 030
Reposted by Zebra PigMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026welcome to britain, bangers are sausages but also second hand cars and also good songs, good luck out there 24832204
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026RAIN. Just got absolutely soaked on a dog walk, which was quite the novelty. White t-shirt went see-through. Changed it for another one when I got home. Drove to the supermarket. Got halfway round and realised my bra was wet too and had soaked through the second shirt, rendering it also see-through. 040
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026WHAT NOW IS THE KING DYING OR SOMETHING www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPrince Harry and Meghan to return to the UKThe couple's children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, are enrolled to start at a school in September. 370
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Well I was about to post with glee about Nick Kyrgios’ suspension from tennis (always thought him a massive jerk) but then I read about his mental health struggles and now I feel bad for him. Of course two things can be true. 000
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026NOT HUDSON SAYING HE THOUGHT SHANE WOULD BE THE UGLY DUCKLING. Darling, Hudson my darling. Never. NEVER. 030
Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I should not be this invested in a white boy in his twenties. I said I was never doing this again. *chuckles* I’m in danger etc. 150
