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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 4h
Very irritating that going to the gym early makes me feel better than sleeping late. Who designed this model???
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They have a women-only programme I’m going to try and there were posters up in the gym about domestic abuse. The website talks a lot about inclusivity so it just goes to show don’t judge a book by the Vikings in the free weights area.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CJ won a membership to a local gym at Pride so we went to check it out. It’s the kind of gym I never would have had the confidence to try on my own, very focused on strength training and with giant men everywhere but the staff were SO nice. We’ve signed up! I am so feeble, this will be a good thing.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come back to the MAC in Birmingham and we’ll see if they let you perform inside this time.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I certainly shall!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tory party conference in my city while I was just trying to get to my queer choir rehearsal. I didn’t spit at anyone in a bad suit and a lanyard but it was a close call.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like my local MP (Labour, I voted for him, I’m furious with the party but not him personally) and he works hard for the area. But can he keep Reform out? I just don’t know. And Labour have been so deeply disappointing. Maybe Burnham can turn it around, I don’t know.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am deeply disappointed in the Greens. I know Zack Polanski tried to amend the wording but he evidently doesn’t have enough power over them. I will not vote for a party with antisemitic OR Islamophobic policies. Back to the salt mines of who tf do I vote for I guess.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is a WILD time so far.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh that looks and sounds really good!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💯 agree. He had NOTHING to do for most of the film. What a waste.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂 I love it!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here we are a YEAR later and the police have foiled attempts at a repeat attack. Revolting.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway I looked the word disaster up and evidently it’s from the Greek and literally means ‘bad stars’ so that makes sense.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: You know the word disaster. Is aster a word by itself? Like disease and distasteful? @omnienby.bsky.social : By that logic, ease would have to be a word. Me: Ease is a word. Them: Yes but I mean…oh, THAT’S why it’s called a disease. Reader, I love this enby hopelessly.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C it was amazing! The instructor was great.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Um a perfect day
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CJ and I went indoor skydiving today, in an anti-gravity tube that is like a giant hand dryer. It was a gift from my mum and it was SO much fun. I felt like I was in a Marvel movie!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UGH CLIFFHANGING BASTARDS #thetraitors
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they don’t get rid of Richard I swear to god. I adore him but come ON. #thetraitors
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also they bought me Heated Rivalry candles for my gift. A+ husbanding.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy anniversary to my darling @omnienby.bsky.social Married 16 years, together for 21 and I’m still as head over heels for you as I was back then. Don’t know how I got so lucky to marry the best person in the world.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait for The Celebrity Traitors to start tonight! So many people I really enjoy are on it. Should have bought a cloak for the occasion.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had another mystery invite for a free flu jab this year, wish they would give me Covid too!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh noooo. Sending healing vibes and hoping for a swift recovery!
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just me bawling over the Irina Foundation no worries
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are very pleasing little tabs.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I think I won’t cry and then I start at ‘On your left’ and am a fucking mess by ‘I love you three thousand.’ Really fun seeing it on the big screen again! The extra footage was a little underwhelming and will probably be in Doom anyway.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Off to see Endgame on the big screen with the bonus content! Disney needed some more of my money.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are SO good. I would pay money for this.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They haven’t had an accident or injury or done anything unusual so what is CAUSING the ‘soft tissue damage’ and why does it keep happening? Surely it’s not unreasonable to want to know?
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They couldn’t even tell us if we should use ice or heat. Absolutely absurd. And I don’t blame the staff! I blame the chronically undervalued, underfunded, overstretched, understaffed system that’s been left to rot. UK billionaires, HERE IS SOMETHING YOU COULD FIX.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are incredibly lucky to have private medical cover so now the NHS have washed their hands we can get a referral from the GP to use that and get some answers but it shouldn’t be this way! You shouldn’t be told, ‘Have you tried not having feet?’ when you can’t fucking walk AGAIN.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had to take CJ to urgent care FOR HOURS today because for the second time in a few months they couldn’t put any weight on their foot. Last time they had an x-ray and were told it was soft tissue damage and there was nothing they could do. Guess what they said today? Yep. Waste of fucking time.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, that answers that question #GBBO
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did anyone else think he was leaning in to kiss Nigella?? #GBBO
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"There's a poly drag queen on bake-off" sounds like Nigel Farage's Winter Soldier activation phrase. #GBBO
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obsessed with Nigella shovelling in cake like it’s going to be banned YES MY QUEEN #GBBO
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder who the infuriating contestant who never seems to get sent home will be this year #GBBO
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just booked to see the Heated Rivalry parody musical on Halloween 😌 At least this kind of psychosis is fun.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was feeling totally overwhelmed about doing my usual bonkers Autumn/Halloween decor but my sweet @omnienby.bsky.social helped me and now I’m delighted. It’s spooky season now if I say it is 👻 🎃 🧙🏼‍♀️
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope you get to! I’m not sorry I saw it because I got to look at lovely Connor having a terrible time of it for ninety minutes and we’re having a good time ripping it apart on our way home but WOW.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also there was some really discriminatory language in it that felt totally unnecessary and jarring. I don’t mind bad language in films in general but CJ kept looking at each other in shock.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good god it was terrible. Connor was good of course. Nothing else about it was. Sorry Connor! At least you got to go to Romania.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Off to see April X. Gotta support this preternaturally handsome 20-something white guy’s career because who else will??? #connorstorrie
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That smell! I need to dust more 😂
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn’t think this day would ever come after one of the most brutally hot summers I can remember, but the heating’s on.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh I see! I’m looking forward to both seasons. Will be very interested to see a non-celebrity US version.
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Zebra Pig @zebrapig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is Bianca in drag the whole time? I love her.
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