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Zarrmbie 🎃

@zarrmageddon.bsky.social
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The “funny” british toaster | 22 | bi | he/him | local sinister minds enthusiast 18+ only not bc i post porn but bc i tend to be pretty crass on here pfp drawn by bsky.app/profile/ewanthingdoer.bsky… vgen: vgen.co/Zarrmageddon

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DragonFire @dragonfire3859.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tyranny #splatoon #splatoonraiders #salmonarch #salmonid
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Andoryu🌸COMMISSION OPEN @andoryuanzuru.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Aran~ Ravenous edition~💜⚡️ #Metroid #メトロイド #MetroidRavenous
Samus Aran from the Metroid series~
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AHHbbie @itsabbie.nekoweb.org · 09/09/2026
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ラリアット/rariatoo @rariatoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous and World Beyond
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby is always doing some fuckass shit like cutting open the bounds of reality and seeing the horrifying truth beyond lol
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ultra abilities coming back wasn't on my 2026 bingo card
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
samus is back and she is HUNGRY!
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
admittedly i'm not expecting anything crazy from this direct but i would like to be pleasantly surprised by something
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
didn't watch the zelda direct but from what i've heard and seen it seems like nintendo finally hired that mab
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Vitreous Glassy @vitreousglassy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Black shards #deltarune
The Roaring knight, and all the current shadow crystal bosses reflecting on it's broken blade.
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YooShark 🦈 @yooshark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
rainbow house and scary house with the top text saying: "Home of Sexual and Home of Phobia"
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
truly remarkable how every single mobile game ad looks like this now just supreme gen ai sludge
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Theorycrafter (TC) @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
like 95% of youtube videos are called like "The Surreal World of Garfield Video Games" and the thumbnail looks like this
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Run! Uni is coming!!
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
surely THIS time there’ll be enter the gungeon 2 news SURELY…
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 04/09/2026
"Lord Forgive Me, But It's Time I Go Back To Tha Old Me" -Bugs Bunny
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
getting really really sick of the amount of unskippable ads on youtube
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charliee - feeling #ravenous (for metroid. Raveno @s23charlie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
like
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hoink (🪣) @honkbclowne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
in a different, better world littlebigplanet would be a nintendo franchise and we'd be on like the 7th game
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a plate with an apple and an orange on it. text says: i am going to compare them
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Doesky @doesky8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Still one of the funniest Mega Man related tweets
mega man you have to understand i originally built AK-47 Hands Man to safely use his bullets for ice sculpting but dr. wily switched out his Good Boy Batteries for Cruelty Batteries and
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 02/09/2026
all cats are neurodivergent but some a LOT more than others lol
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Mayro @mayro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm crying lmao Nintendo will stop at nothing to fuck with the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe time trialers
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
move over 8-player smash now we have 8-player kart instead
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
vanilla terraria kinda rocks actually i’m not sure why it took me 800+ hours to realise that
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
being the biggest chancer and most reprehensible snake in a recent field of PMs which included Boris fucking Johnson is really inspirational work in the field of snakes by Sir Keir. just an absolute charlatan who history will view absolutely correctly because we already view him correctly
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
interesting for a gaming company to say that purchasing a game isn't actually owning it, i guess that means that pirating a game isn't actually stealing it then
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
another year, another summer gone, and yet my mentality was the same as last year’s
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
happy hatsune miku day to all who celebrate
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Campa 🔜 MFF @gaydog.online · 30/08/2026
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
not sure why you're plastering richard nixon on your business sim game but go off i guess
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i keep forgetting how awesome crossworlds is
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robin 🎪🌈🎈⋆⑅˚₊ @tropiclown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
say it with him, folks! 📺✨️ #deltarune #tenna
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is this an owl?
A black-and-white cat sitting on the floor with his ears flattened to the sides
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Puni @punnybuni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favourite lessers #splatoonraiders
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
either my internet's shit or images are broken on bluesky
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love that they let them do the trademark Aardman Teeth
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Zircon (comms open) @blackzircon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#Deltarune #Berdly
Berdly demonstrating his superior Gamerscore by means of his clothing, which includes a Zelda t-shirt, a Pokemon baseball cap, and Sonic Soap grinding shoes.
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. #petercullen #optimusprime
Erma with Optimus Prime.
Rest In Peace, Peter Cullen.
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 27/08/2026
"Be strong enough to be gentle" Rust in peace Peter Cullen.
A colourful chill isometric drawing. hand drawn and coloured. Optimus is chilling, sitting behind a barn in a farmland. looking at the birds that just landed on his arm. It’s a nice summer sunset.
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace to a genuine icon and hero
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Zarrmbie 🎃 @zarrmageddon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
oh my god, peter cullen too? this week fucking sucks
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