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Zaphod

@zaphod4284.bsky.social
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Inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and the only person alive who can drink more than three in a single sitting. 47, Bay Area, CA, North America continent, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pro tip: I’ve been to a lot of sex parties - but if a gathering is “notorious for abuse”, it is not “a sex party.” It’s a RAPE party. A crime scene.
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Zaphod @zaphod4284.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I just backed The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Omnibus on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wra...
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The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Omnibus
42 Full-Color Illustrations. 5 Books. 1 Insane Omnibus.
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Resist the World’s Oligarchy @greyghost65.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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💙💙💙💙Blue wave resistance💙💙💙💙 @eliminatethegop.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Brian O @proudcanadaveteran.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 27/04/2025
I want to talk to trump supporters. It won't work because they'll lie,that's their nature, however I want to ask how they saw "mass deportations" going and why they didn't predict shit like this would happen How do you do anything on a mass level, with speed and not end up with headlines like this
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Kylie Boudoir @kylieboudoir.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
come watch me on cam! chaturbate.com/kylieboudoir
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Like Tom Holland's Lip Sync battle, we repost this every time it comes across the TL.
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The MAGA Trigger @magatrigger.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋
An illustration showing a metaphorical “large high wall” separating “Church” and “State.” On the side labeled “Church,” buildings resembling places of worship are captioned “Religion goes here.” On the side labeled “State,” there are government buildings and a public school labeled “Science goes here.” The top of the image displays the text “BUILD THIS WALL.”
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TSCammy @tscammy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I think sheer fabrics is all I want to wear
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lilygrace 🎀🗝️{May21🎂} @lilygrace.gay · 01/12/2024
I can’t take it anymore leave me alone lila ☹️☹️☹️
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TSCammy @tscammy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I always love new lingerie thank you @zaphod4284.bsky.social
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TSCammy @tscammy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I can’t let turkeys have all the fun. I will have to make time to get stuffed myself
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TSCammy @tscammy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How I like to spend my days off
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Zaphod @zaphod4284.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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TSCammy @tscammy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I love this set so much
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 26/11/2024
"what the growing reservations of female Trump voters indicate is that in patriarchy, there are no exceptions, no chill girls to whom the rules do not apply. You are simply another pussy to be grabbed, another vote in a coveted demographic, another pawn in a game you have no chance of winning"
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Sex Workers Alliance Ireland @swaiireland.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The General Election is next week and WE NEED YOU! We are asking you, as sex workers and allies, to talk to the future leaders of the country about the rights of sex workers. We’ve made it easy and put together this handy, printable PDF. sexworkersallianceireland.org/2024/11/ask-...
Ask your Candidate
General Election 2024

1 Did you know that when sex workers work together for safety, it is considered illegal under the law?
2 Are you aware that almost all of the people who have been prosecuted under our brothel-keeping laws are young, migrant women? Not traffickers, not pimps but the very people that our laws are supposed to “rescue”. Did you realise that many more
sex workers have been arrested than their clients, due to brothel-keeping laws?
3 Do you think the sex work laws in Ireland are successful? Court statistics show that there have been only a handful of prosecutions of clients.
4 A sex worker was murdered in Limerick last year. Are you aware that since the laws changed in 2017 there has been a 92% increase in violent crime against sex workers? Less than 1% of sex workers report crimes against them to Gardai.
5 Will you listen to sex workers when they say they feel less safe under the law, and have faced increased violence, threats, murder and stigma?
6 Are you aware that the law is currently being reviewed? Do you support the Department of Justice finishing this review internally, jeopardising the whole exercise?
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Myrtle "Modern-Day Monroe" Faust @ Exxxotica NJ ($335/392 🔌🧾) 🌿🧿 @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'm supposed to be paid to fuck and yet I'm still underfucked
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
In Hungary, a key Orbán tactic in dismantling their democracy was that his allies bought media outlets that were critical of the regime and turned them into loyal cheerleaders for the regime.
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 25/11/2024
truth is dead, and the algorithm killed it there’s no point in trying to make an argument on the merit of facts or reason when everyone is free to choose the reality that best suits them, and every search engine and social media feed will optimize for them to reinforce it
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blossom 🌸 oct. 23 🍰 @theblossombratt.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
CNC kink be like
a stop sign that’s green instead of red
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Xerea 💙☕ VTuber @xerea.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Remember those who have been killed, injured, abused, tortured for being who they are. Remember those who have taken their own lives because they could not live in a world where they could not be themselves. Remember them. And make the world remember them.
Light blue, pink, and white candles on a black background, arranged in the order of the Transgender Pride flag. Beneath, the text "TRANSGENDER DAY OF REMEMBRANCE NOVEMBER 20" is displayed.
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HarloSalem @harlosalem.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey can anyone point me to a good old fashioned diner where the waitress is 70 and her cigarette ash falls off onto my pancakes? #trans #ts #transgender #domme #femdom #sextpanther #sexting #fuckyouandyourdad #Ithinkweshouldjuststabcesar #tsporn #transporn #sexybrokenlegs
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Crystal Calabria @crystalcalabria.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m already getting girlyfriends on here. It’s all I’ve wanted🥹 Fuck that other place.
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XoxoRaven.info @xoxoraven.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#MPLS #Minneapolis #Bloomington #MPSAirport Visiting Nov 21-23 Come step away from the Normal.. Let me show you my world.. XoxoRaven.info
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Luscious Alexa, Southern California & FMTY @luscious-alexa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Repost your profile picture
Latina GFE provider with long black wavy hair , black t-shirt , black lace panties and white socks . Wearing clear glasses sitting on the bed looking scrumptious and sexy
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Crystal Calabria @crystalcalabria.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I need community and friends and realize I was in the dark on Twitter from my double shadowban. Practically nobody saw me so I was just shouting into a void🤦🏻‍♀️
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Ginger Jubilee (peachgal) @fbsmartist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Meow! I found the sequined kitty cat ears from last year ! Now to find the red satin brocade merrywidow and add some stockings to the outfit. Stay tuned!
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XoxoRaven.info @xoxoraven.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Simple joys, complex tranquility XoxoRaven . Info
Pretty brunette in glasses
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Luscious Alexa, Southern California & FMTY @luscious-alexa.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Latina Professional Companion 💋 Some have described me as down to earth, sweet, bubbly, outgoing and eager to please 🥰 Dinner dates, FMTY, overnights are my favorite ❤️🍷 💌Luscious.alexaxoxo@gmail.com P411 , TER , PD, Try$t verified ✅ #nsfwbsky #gfe #nsfw #california #fmty #companion #latina
Lace lingerie Latina nsfw
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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