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zanger @zanger.social · 28/05/2026
As much as we want to think that the Trail Blazers won’t go, it’s pretty much fait de accompli. This isn’t a team anymore. It’s an asset class.
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zanger @zanger.social · 17/01/2026
A very good read from @martingelin.bsky.social.
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zanger @zanger.social · 01/01/2026
It’s a fucking cookie, Nespresso. Get a grip. You’re not J.Peterman.
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zanger @zanger.social · 30/12/2025
Ya ever do that thing where you cut your fingernails and you THINK you got it perfect? Then, you run your hand through your hair, and you find out there’s that one sharp little piece of nail that sticks out and ghhhhaaaaaaaaaa.
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zanger @zanger.social · 25/12/2025
From ours to yours.
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zanger @zanger.social · 22/12/2025
Roll call. Favorite stocking stuffer to give people? I’ll go first. A handful of loose ham salad.
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zanger @zanger.social · 19/12/2025
News cleanse.
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zanger @zanger.social · 10/12/2025
Fuck this. Seattle, do what you do best.
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zanger @zanger.social · 04/12/2025
2035, @espn.com?
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zanger @zanger.social · 03/12/2025
Shameful. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Final Hillsborough report ends investigation with no consequences
Failings of legal system mean 97 people were unlawfully killed, but no one will be held accountable
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zanger @zanger.social · 30/11/2025
Please let us know when he makes biscuits this holiday season, @cait.bsky.social
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zanger @zanger.social · 19/11/2025
Dearest Scottish folks. We know you’re very good at making signs. Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like. (Rest well, Janey Godley.) janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...
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I welcomed Trump to Scotland - Janey Godley
Last Friday I got up at 7am my country was screwed. The English and Welsh had decided to leave the EU. Scotland voted to stay but because the better together campaign had stopped us getting independen...
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zanger @zanger.social · 18/11/2025
Accurate.
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zanger @zanger.social · 04/11/2025
Ashley Padilla = Bonnie Hunt 2.0 And that’s good.
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zanger @zanger.social · 02/11/2025
The curse of 1993 is broken. But it was the wrong team that did it.
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zanger @zanger.social · 29/10/2025
Soccer’s Tush Push moment. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Long-throw trend prompts Ifab to consider time limit for taking throw-ins
Football’s lawmakers are considering taking action against the most fashionable trend in the game: long throws
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zanger @zanger.social · 25/10/2025
In the spirit of recent developments, I have a 5-leg parlay for the Blazers/Warriors game.
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zanger @zanger.social · 25/10/2025
“But it rains so much in Portland.” “Yeah. We’re cool with that.”
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zanger @zanger.social · 25/10/2025
Ghost Toast > PSL
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2025
linda yaccarino secured the bag more smoothly than maybe anyone else in history. landing a sweet 2 year do-nothing gig to the tune of $20M+ because elon lost a twitter poll about whether he should be in charge makes her a first ballot hall of fame empty suit
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zanger @zanger.social · 05/06/2025
Good on Derek Carr. Doing right by everybody, especially himself. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Retired Carr: Couldn't 'just take' Saints' money
To deal with a significant shoulder injury, surgery was considered an option, as was trying to play through it, but former Saints quarterback Derek Carr says he ultimately didn't feel right with eithe...
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zanger @zanger.social · 28/05/2025
Fetch
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zanger @zanger.social · 28/05/2025
I don’t think we use the term “lingua franca” enough.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Arsenal deny Barcelona a third consecutive Champions League and are European champions for the first time since 2007. #UWCL
LISBON, PORTUGAL - MAY 24: Stina Blackstenius of Arsenal celebrates scoring her team's first goal with teammate Alessia Russo during the UEFA Women's Champions League final match between Arsenal WFC and FC Barcelona at Estadio Jose Alvalade on May 24, 2025 in Lisbon, Portugal.
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Arseblog News @arseblog.news · 24/05/2025
ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
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zanger @zanger.social · 24/05/2025
Yes!! Arsenal!!!
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zanger @zanger.social · 19/05/2025
So he wants Walmart to eat tariffs? I can think of something he should eat.
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zanger @zanger.social · 13/05/2025
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/uns...
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Unsung Heroes of Motherhood
Julie Owens, who bravely tugged on a tankini in mid-January in order to chaperone her twins to an indoor water park. After nearly swallowing a wet ...
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zanger @zanger.social · 13/05/2025
Dallas gets a 1.8% chance for Cooper Flagg. Even Nico can’t fuck this one up.
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zanger @zanger.social · 12/05/2025
Dear Basketball Gods, You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please. And you owe Seattle big-time.
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zanger @zanger.social · 08/05/2025
Pope Uncle Leo.
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zanger @zanger.social · 07/05/2025
No, no mister. Just because you fired up your computer, it does not mean you get an armrest. I am in the middle seat. It is mine.
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zanger @zanger.social · 07/05/2025
Dear Arsenal, Please. Thank you.
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zanger @zanger.social · 05/05/2025
Out of curiosity, I would very much like to know who told you to put a balm on.
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zanger @zanger.social · 03/05/2025
Beyoncé is going to go 1-1-3 there (Soccer joke. I hate Spurs).
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Le Monde @lemonde.fr · 02/05/2025
Le Paris FC valide sa montée en Ligue 1, où il peut nourrir des ambitions grâce à la famille Arnault
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Le Paris FC valide sa montée en Ligue 1, où il peut nourrir des ambitions grâce à la famille Arnault
Six mois après l’officialisation de son rachat par la famille Arnault, le club a obtenu sa promotion en première division, vendredi. Il va donc retrouver l’élite du football français pour la première fois depuis 1979 et espère s’y inscrire dans la durée.
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Americans confused by the Canadian election need to learn the two types of democracies: 1) a Parliamentary system 2) a Funkadelicary system In a Parliament, Dr. Funkenstein summons the Mothership to defeat Sir Noze In a Funkadelic, freeing your mind allows your maggot brain to create one nation
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zanger @zanger.social · 30/04/2025
Sigh. Fine. Jeff Goldblum Megan Rapinoe Monica Lewinsky Coolio Ron Jaworski
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zanger @zanger.social · 29/04/2025
Alright, Arsenal. Let’s do this today.
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zanger @zanger.social · 29/04/2025
What the internet is intended for.
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zanger @zanger.social · 28/04/2025
Damian Lillard will win a ring. When he is a coach. And he’ll be incredible. Neil Olshey did Dame dirty.
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zanger @zanger.social · 28/04/2025
Thank you, Jalen Hurts (et al with “scheduling conflicts).
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
my friend's fiancé is at a coworkers wedding and the guest book is a cowboys jersey. she knew what needed to be done.
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zanger @zanger.social · 28/04/2025
Can’t remember when/if I ever had three assists in a soccer game like today. Problem was, they were for the other team. Worst match I’ve played in a very long time.
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zanger @zanger.social · 26/04/2025
The best part of Portland service employees, besides 100% of them being super-pleasant is that there’s an 84% chance that you’ll also hear about the weekend plans. Or what they fed their dog. Or a story about making mead.
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 23/04/2025
Poorly drawn, Arsenal
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zanger @zanger.social · 26/04/2025
Behind in my @jonathanliew.bsky.social appreciation campaign. Top stuff as usual. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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zanger @zanger.social · 21/04/2025
We agree, @stephenmarche.bsky.social. We agree.
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zanger @zanger.social · 13/04/2025
It’s not a gum drop, USA Today.
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zanger @zanger.social · 12/04/2025
Current lineup on court for Blazers. In order. Belgium US Australia France France
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