zanger @zanger.social · 28/05/2026As much as we want to think that the Trail Blazers won’t go, it’s pretty much fait de accompli. This isn’t a team anymore. It’s an asset class. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 01/01/2026It’s a fucking cookie, Nespresso. Get a grip. You’re not J.Peterman. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 30/12/2025Ya ever do that thing where you cut your fingernails and you THINK you got it perfect? Then, you run your hand through your hair, and you find out there’s that one sharp little piece of nail that sticks out and ghhhhaaaaaaaaaa. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 22/12/2025Roll call. Favorite stocking stuffer to give people? I’ll go first. A handful of loose ham salad. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 03/12/2025Shameful. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...theguardian.comFinal Hillsborough report ends investigation with no consequencesFailings of legal system mean 97 people were unlawfully killed, but no one will be held accountable 000
zanger @zanger.social · 30/11/2025Please let us know when he makes biscuits this holiday season, @cait.bsky.social 010
zanger @zanger.social · 19/11/2025Dearest Scottish folks. We know you’re very good at making signs. Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like. (Rest well, Janey Godley.) janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...janeygodley.comI welcomed Trump to Scotland - Janey GodleyLast Friday I got up at 7am my country was screwed. The English and Welsh had decided to leave the EU. Scotland voted to stay but because the better together campaign had stopped us getting independen... 000
zanger @zanger.social · 02/11/2025The curse of 1993 is broken. But it was the wrong team that did it. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 29/10/2025Soccer’s Tush Push moment. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comLong-throw trend prompts Ifab to consider time limit for taking throw-insFootball’s lawmakers are considering taking action against the most fashionable trend in the game: long throws 000
zanger @zanger.social · 25/10/2025In the spirit of recent developments, I have a 5-leg parlay for the Blazers/Warriors game. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 25/10/2025“But it rains so much in Portland.” “Yeah. We’re cool with that.” 010
Reposted by zangerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2025linda yaccarino secured the bag more smoothly than maybe anyone else in history. landing a sweet 2 year do-nothing gig to the tune of $20M+ because elon lost a twitter poll about whether he should be in charge makes her a first ballot hall of fame empty suit 644150400
zanger @zanger.social · 05/06/2025Good on Derek Carr. Doing right by everybody, especially himself. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comRetired Carr: Couldn't 'just take' Saints' moneyTo deal with a significant shoulder injury, surgery was considered an option, as was trying to play through it, but former Saints quarterback Derek Carr says he ultimately didn't feel right with eithe... 010
Reposted by zangerThe Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Arsenal deny Barcelona a third consecutive Champions League and are European champions for the first time since 2007. #UWCL 15767129
Reposted by zangerArseblog News @arseblog.news · 24/05/2025ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE 251489205
zanger @zanger.social · 19/05/2025So he wants Walmart to eat tariffs? I can think of something he should eat. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 13/05/2025Unsung Heroes of Motherhood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/uns...mcsweeneys.netUnsung Heroes of MotherhoodJulie Owens, who bravely tugged on a tankini in mid-January in order to chaperone her twins to an indoor water park. After nearly swallowing a wet ... 010
zanger @zanger.social · 13/05/2025Dallas gets a 1.8% chance for Cooper Flagg. Even Nico can’t fuck this one up. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 12/05/2025Dear Basketball Gods, You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please. And you owe Seattle big-time. 000
zanger @zanger.social · 07/05/2025No, no mister. Just because you fired up your computer, it does not mean you get an armrest. I am in the middle seat. It is mine. 031
zanger @zanger.social · 05/05/2025Out of curiosity, I would very much like to know who told you to put a balm on. 010
zanger @zanger.social · 03/05/2025Beyoncé is going to go 1-1-3 there (Soccer joke. I hate Spurs). 000
Reposted by zangerLe Monde @lemonde.fr · 02/05/2025Le Paris FC valide sa montée en Ligue 1, où il peut nourrir des ambitions grâce à la famille Arnaultlemonde.frLe Paris FC valide sa montée en Ligue 1, où il peut nourrir des ambitions grâce à la famille ArnaultSix mois après l’officialisation de son rachat par la famille Arnault, le club a obtenu sa promotion en première division, vendredi. Il va donc retrouver l’élite du football français pour la première fois depuis 1979 et espère s’y inscrire dans la durée. 0133
Reposted by zangerCharlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Americans confused by the Canadian election need to learn the two types of democracies: 1) a Parliamentary system 2) a Funkadelicary system In a Parliament, Dr. Funkenstein summons the Mothership to defeat Sir Noze In a Funkadelic, freeing your mind allows your maggot brain to create one nation 651119222
zanger @zanger.social · 30/04/2025Sigh. Fine. Jeff Goldblum Megan Rapinoe Monica Lewinsky Coolio Ron Jaworski 110
zanger @zanger.social · 28/04/2025Damian Lillard will win a ring. When he is a coach. And he’ll be incredible. Neil Olshey did Dame dirty. 010
Reposted by zangerAbsolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 27/04/2025my friend's fiancé is at a coworkers wedding and the guest book is a cowboys jersey. she knew what needed to be done. 71045
zanger @zanger.social · 28/04/2025Can’t remember when/if I ever had three assists in a soccer game like today. Problem was, they were for the other team. Worst match I’ve played in a very long time. 010
zanger @zanger.social · 26/04/2025The best part of Portland service employees, besides 100% of them being super-pleasant is that there’s an 84% chance that you’ll also hear about the weekend plans. Or what they fed their dog. Or a story about making mead. 020
Reposted by zangerPoorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 23/04/2025Poorly drawn, Arsenal 1958330
zanger @zanger.social · 26/04/2025Behind in my @jonathanliew.bsky.social appreciation campaign. Top stuff as usual. www.theguardian.com/football/202... 010
zanger @zanger.social · 12/04/2025Current lineup on court for Blazers. In order. Belgium US Australia France France 000