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Zach Halper

@zanath.bsky.social
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PR by day, Star Wars, politics, baseball by night.

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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 44m
Satan cursed this inning.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 53m
Wild ass game
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 56m
You joke but there’s a non-zero chance this happens.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 58m
All Dogs Go to The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 1h
The Pope is blessing this inning.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 1h
Rizzo is 109% right when he said Yankees can’t trot out the old World Series or bust line. It’s not! It hasn’t been for years now.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t really care what the back pages or even the media say about the Yankees. But man, when scouts, your peers (including your former teammate Anthony Rizzo!) start saying you’re a joke…man that should embarrass you as an organization.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
El-Sayed: "I was a junior in HS on 9/11, sitting in my chemistry class. I watched as people started to point to people of my faith & say exactly the kinds of things that Rogers was saying. If that's his entire campaign strategy, you have to imagine how small minded he thinks Michiganders are."
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 2h
Exactly this. “Kitchen table” issues and Republicans’ depravity are linked.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 3h
Every Democrat should take notice of how bluntly they are talking. This is the type of passion we want from our leaders.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
right. this isn’t a somber public execution to show people what it means for the state to murder someone. this is a celebration of violence for its own sake. the fact that the nidal hasan is helpless and infirm is no doubt part of the appeal. bsky.app/profile/spir...
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 3h
Ossoff and El-Sayed are absolutely windmill dunking on these MAGA pieces of shit tonight.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 3h
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Sickos Haha Yes
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 4h
Brilliant idea to take a murderer motivated by ideology and publicly martyr him.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 4h
Everyday some new horror emerges that proves that the disgust I have for my country has no bottom.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 4h
If you know someone who watches this I suggest you remove them from your lives.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 4h
We are a cancer on the Earth.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 5h
“Could” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline.
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 6h
The president of the United States is inciting a fucking pogrom.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 7h
Just read that the expectation is that Boone and Cashman will be back, and that Cashman may have his contract extended.
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Simon & Garfunkel: Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 8h
This person's wife should consider filing for divorce. And perhaps full custody of their child.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 10h
a sure sign that something is "highly accepted" is if you have to threaten to impose the power of the state against those who don't accept it
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 10h
What I *really* want an interviewer to do with these desperate sweaty CEOs is say, "Now that Trump has said he wants you to call it 'Trump Intelligence' instead of 'Super Intelligence', are you planning to update your marketing?" and then don't reveal that you made it up until after they say yes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
this shit is beyond parody, man. It truly is the make a wish presidency. now Trump is getting an award!
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 11h
As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 12h
"If they are white."
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 13h
OBI-WAN: [rubbing his chin] there's only one thing on Dathomir that concerns me ANAKIN: which is, Master? OBI-WAN: exactly ANAKIN: ...
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 13h
Nothing they do will matter until they get a manager who will actually hold players accountable. www.nytimes.com/athletic/767...
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Aaron Judge calls on front office to go all-in this offseason: ‘We’re the Yankees’
Asked if he felt the front office has done enough to put the Yankees in the best possible position to win, Judge hesitated.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
Remember when Trump said there was "very fine ppl on both sides" of a white supremacist rally, & everybody heard it loud & clear, but then he spent years gaslighting about it bc at another point he said "you had some very bad ppl in that group" as if that excused him praising violent racists? I do!
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah next year is his last so if there was a time to do it, now would be the time. But knowing the Yankees they’ll extend him.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 23h
Offseason priorities: Fire Boone Fire Cashman Let Jazz walk Don’t resign Grisham Stop building one-dimensional teams Bring back Matt Blake The end
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 23h
It’s the same stuff every year.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 23h
Can we fire Boone now?
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll say this: at least this is entertaining
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the fuck lol
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Yankees
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Star Wars: I Want to Be Free of This Pain
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ben Rice has every RBI in this series lol.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmfao he’s doubling down on it!
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, well done steak with ketchup. The meal of a sociopath.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a little bitch.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Based on the Ewok cartoon, Wicket has a case.
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Yankees fans: We need to change the lineup! #Yankees: Trent Grisham at leadoff
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cannot believe that noted clown Stephen A. Clown made a complete ass of himself.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is possibly the worst thing I have ever read. It should be the only headline on every news source. It won't be. If you've experienced sexual assault, maybe don't read the details.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the presidential immunity case, the court considered a hypothetical of a president ordering Navy Seals to assassinate an American political rival. Trump's lawyer argued unambiguously yes, since it'd be an "official act." The Roberts Court ruled in his favor, 6-3. Why wouldn't Trump believe this?
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Rev. Dr. Everett Howe @ewhowe.com · 07/10/2026
What is it with the opinion writers?
NYT headline and byline:

OPINION
EZRA KLEIN

Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

By Ezra Klein
Opinion Columnist
Sept. 11, 2025
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