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V H US PODCAST @vhuspodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New season of @vhuspodcast.bsky.social kicks off with Mike White of @projectionbooth.bsky.social & @zakkoonce.bsky.social of @auralnauts.bsky.social !!! We discuss ALIEN SPACE AVENGER! Check it out or EAT DEATH! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every email is now “important update to your membership: we’ll be charging you more for no reason. Your service might even be worse now. Disney got their money for nothing! You think the Breeze Thru Car Wash is gonna sit here and not get more money for nothing?? Thank you for choosing us.”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

80s movies never could have predicted that one of my biggest cyber fears would be accidentally starting an IG live while I’m taking a shit.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Obviously I’m being intentionally obtuse. This world is made by and for monsters and nothing will change.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not a parent so maybe I don’t understand, but what happens when your sons turn out like this? Do you just blow your own shit smoove off? Like what good are you when you fail the world this fucking badly? Reading the details of this case made my heart hurt.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I must have done that because I’ve got a Vietnam fingernail torture thing going on with my thumb that I can’t explain.

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JAMIEKELLYXXX @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026

The DOGGZZONE crew! @zakkoonce.bsky.social came to visit the @1900hotdog.bsky.social folks here in Portland, so we did what you do... we got Pac-Man drunk and ripped ghost ass! I think I punched Brockway, Dirk put his hand in my mouth, Seanbaby ate my cigarettes & Zak fingered a pinball machine 🤘

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They told you I’ll be there this weekend, right?

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I typically disqualify Timecop from my future past discourse because I’m not sure we aren’t currently experiencing a Timecop scenario where Van Damme lost

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I made a theme song for the podcast, and then I decided to make a music video for it. Join me in lamenting the futures we never got.

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Future-Past Music Video

YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Okay. Alright. Fear is the mind killer. Good chat”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tell me Nathan isn’t at the mercy of the Gom Jabbar here

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This description of Elizabeth Holmes makes me think she might be bene gesserit

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They made a Stallone dummy equipped with cock and balls for Demolition Man so I’d give it to them. I’d say a full hog makes up for the lack of actual nudity.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It was until you added the cryo droplet that froze the gel. The gel conducted cold like electricity, which is how Phoenix got completely frozen solid from head to toe from just standing in it.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Both turn prisoners into gods for some reason. I guess that’s why we still do brick and mortar cells

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Do you think life today would be better if we rehabbed our criminals in hologram jail, even if it meant there was a good chance they could become unkillable digital gods? Listen to the new episode of the PoG podcast to find out. Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social rejoins me to untangle the future

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Ep: 9 - Hologram Man with Dirk Marshall

This is why you don’t mess with holograms

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I wish I believed in anything as much as Ray Gun’s husband believes in her.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

About to sponch in broad daylight.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Making a new game called American roulette and it’s just putting random things I bought from the grocery store in my mouth.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I guess the new rule is people in their 80s are only allowed to die if they’re universally beloved. RIP Peter Cullen.

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V H US PODCAST @vhuspodcast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Action Auction Draft 2: The Revengening!!! Feat. @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , & @zakkoonce.bsky.social ! Will anyone survive? Maybe just this guy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Love whatching all my favorite movie dystopias fighting to exist for real. I still think Running Man is a dark horse.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Some days I think I’m handling unmedicated ADHD pretty well, and some days I’ll think about destroying the entire world because the guy in front of me took .5 seconds longer to notice the light turned green.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I thought about editing it out but I was like “no way this is a primo mix up”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Whenever something feels wrong with my body, a part of me wonders if it’s those Joe Rogan pills I tried 15 years ago.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It's a new episode of Movie Leapfrog with @youknowlydia.bsky.social. Last time she picked Dudley Do-Right, and the narrator from that film also voiced all the critters from Critters, a no brainer leap for me. Enjoy learning what the critters are made out of. bit.ly/4wC7T0U

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I like making dumb things. Here’s a dumb thing I made to promote a different dumb thing.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The amount of people I’ve talked to over the years who never even heard the term “stop and frisk” is staggering

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Drake looks like a white guy cosplaying as Drake

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Theme song will be back! I was juggling so many things for this release I just forgot to include it.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Damn I wonder if he’s still out there doing his thing. I’d love to see this show!

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

New episode of the podcast is out! It's glam rock vs Satan in a battle for our very SOULS. Watch special guest @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com and I talk about Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare in new animated video format, courtesy of my guest. Also available to listen at all the usual places.

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PoG Podcast Ep: 7 - Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare with Jamie Kelly

YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There’s also an incredible video of the new theme song made by the multitalented @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He literally is a deliver man! My parody ended up basically not being parody. Wait, am I in trouble now?

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RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)

YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Today's podcast guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social wrote a Civil War satire called "How to Dodge a Cannonball" and I may have mistakenly assumed it was a book about how to avoid this movie. It worked out though because there's a lot of racism in both. zaksplanetofgarbage.substack.com/p/ep-6-canno...

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Thor: “Something is coming.” Realistic MCU character: “Bitch, something is ALWAYS coming! We might as well be in the pornhub universe!” Thor: “I quite like this one.”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Now I know why these assholes are so obsessed with trans people. They’re afraid there won’t be enough testosterone to go around for them to become real men too.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

New “How Has it Aged” episode from Planet of Garbage, with my boy Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social Listen here or anywhere you get your podcasts

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Ep: 5 - Prayer of the Roller Boys with Dirk Marshall

Skitchin' the Zone

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

For real though, taking care of someone with dementia is sort of infectious. Watching someone’s brain convince them to believe in a fabricated reality has me thinking “damn, how do I know this isn’t happening to me?!”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Me explaining to my mom for the 100th time she has dementia.

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