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Zak Avery

@zakavery.bsky.social
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not that Fairford has turned me, but currently following a US AF Lockheed on Flight Radar.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure you've all seen this by now: www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...
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‘Delays are always welcome’: 10 of the best railway station pubs in England
Converted from Victorian buffet bars, ticket offices and waiting rooms, these station pubs offer beautifully restored interiors, real ales and a slice of railway history
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is now the time to mention the friend of a friend of mine who walked around a park in Cardiff in his larping stuff Inc sword and got a swat team called on him www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...
walesonline.co.uk
Man dressed as knight who prompted armed police response explains what happened
He was just out enjoying a spot of exercise
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Doncaster Brewer @donnybrewer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ayup folks! Welcome to Saturday 26th September @donny-brewery-tap.bsky.social open at 12 today. lederhosen, bratwurst, folk music, sourdough and beer. Have an awesome day people. Prost! 🍻 #lederhosen #bratwurst #folk #sourdough #beer
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'kinell Morrisons.
A sign in in festive red and gold that reads "Christmas Nuts" in Morrisons supermarket, above a large display of packets of nuts
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just watched this. It's quite moving. youtu.be/tOT_NomTQRA?...
youtu.be
Cruel Sea: The Penlee Lifeboat Disaster - BBC HD Upscaled
YouTube video by dynamohums
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, watched the first part of 70 Up tonight, which satisfied my people-watching habit.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had to abandon Question Time after I found myself agreeing with Andrew Neil
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'The far right is not a revolt against the system. It is the insurance policy the rich buy when democracy threatens their wealth' “Germany's steel barons paid for Hitler. A beer fortune paid for Reagan. The owner of X paid for Trump and then turned up on a ..." www.facebook.com/groups/10392...
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was up near the University earlier, and the best thing I overheard in passing was "oh man, you wouldn't believe how much francophone afrobeat I've listened to lately"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Interesting to see Ossett Brewery with an advertising campaign for White Rat.
A large poster drum in Leeds covered in posters for Osset Brewery White Rat.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"This Earth should be called Ocean and the water is the most powerful thing on it"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.health.com/hand-soap-re... don't forget to wash your hands to prevent bacterial contaminat.... oh, never mind.
health.com
FDA Announces Hand Soap Recall in 15 States—Thousands of Bottles May Contain Bacteria
Check your bathroom: Several hand soaps may be contaminated with bacteria that can cause infections. See which products are affected.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one's definitely a Brian Eno album.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bit of a long shot, but does anyone in/near Bromley need any pallets? We have a customer who has accumulated 30 or so that they are unable to get rid of. Free to collect.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow. Trying to set up MS Authenticator, and when I do so, it's asking me enter the code from MS Authenticator. Which isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Because the app isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Because the app isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Et c. Et c.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Bonnie Greer, "I can't think of any time where the electorate would actually think of electing a convicted felon as president of the US" Gordon Sondland, "The real jury, which are the American people decided he was innocent" Bonnie Greer, "No, the real jury are the people selected to be the jury"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having had a slightly naughty cocktail on a school night, I'm now trying to fool my brain that the party is continuing by drinking 0.5% lager.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also this evening, was in the supermarket and could hear hysterical little girl laughter. Came round the end of an aisle and saw said girl in the seat of a trolley, and her dad holding up a much too small baby onesie to her, saying "so will this one fit my little baby then?"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been laughing my arse off this evening at the phrase I heard on the news: "The scheme will cost more than a trillion dollars, and its legality is unknown"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andy is actually a pretty funny name for a prime minister though.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was coming home tonight and the neighbour from 5 doors down joined me on the walk and asked me what my son was up to, and how are his driving lessons going. I told him that college was going really well, and he'd just passed his driving test. "You must be so proud of him" he said 1/2
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having a tidy up, found a bit of old breweriana.
A keg badge for Brewdog 5AM Saint.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, at least they spelled Leiestenshire correctly.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
More small boat arrivals this morning at *checks notes* Paralia Gidaki.
A small boat disembarking passengers onto a Greek beach
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just getting to the end of a first week on holiday abroad, and checking in on the news at home. You all OK? Shit looks crazy.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
one time i was in the elevator going to my own event, next to a woman holding a stack of my books. i was like "we're going to the same place 😏" and she said "i'm so not a fan, but signed copies get more on ebay" and i said "i'm so sorry for what's about to happen"
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I mean, I'm tempted to sign up for a share allocation with Second Best just to see what happens.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As the old saying goes, Manhattan after Rioja, you'll be okay-ah. Rioja after Manhattan, your underwear will be shat in.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More like petriBORES, riiiight?!
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Doncaster Brewer @donnybrewer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ayup folks! Welcome to Sunday @donny-brewery-tap.bsky.social open at noon. Protestation, Yorkshire tapas, vermouth, sourdough, cleaning and beer. Have an awesome day people. Cheers! 🍻 #tapas #vermouth #sourdough #beer #craftbeer
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
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Pellicle @pelliclemag.com · 31/07/2026
Our resident cartoonist loves Sierra Nevada so much — the 335ml bottles, not the cans — that they are the entire subject of this month's Just Beer Things cartoon. Enjoy! 💚💛 www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/7/...
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David Bailey's Just Beer Things #35 — Hundreds of Bottle Caps — Pellicle
Look out for a new Just Beer Things cartoon every month. We can pay David Bailey to draw them for us because we’re supported by our readers via Patreon . Join them and support artists like Da...
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Paul Spencer @paulspencer1973.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We saw the WW2 pillbox that looks like Rod Stewart.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Meh, nobody's going to notice, just send it.
An AI rendering of a beer can from a new very with spelling mistakes in the ingredients.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm drinking a Pacifico Clara and guys, it's total piss.
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I was thinking this should be a service offered by funeral directors. Obviously it's a premium offering, but you can direct in your will for a couple of blacked out limos to arrive and men in black overcoats and shades watch the burial from a distance, before departing anonymously.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
While we sadly can't be at Piece Hall watching David Byrne on repeat until the heat death of the universe, there is still Stop Making Sense.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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Remember LOP @rememberlop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The people's history of Leeds - that sounds good.
leedsinspired.co.uk
People's History of Leeds Celebration | Leeds Inspired
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Last gig for a couple of months, come and see the choir on home turf. New songs! Choreography! Audience participation!
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Commoners Choir @commonerschoir.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Otley is getting an Autumn Bookfest. Hurrah! Launch and Fundraiser this Saturday night at #OtleyCommon We've got new songs🎶🎶 #Otley #Yorkshire #LeedsMusic #booksky 🩵📚
Picture of a clocktower made of s pile of books.
A shop lined high street behind.
Text: OTLEY BOOKFEST 2026 LAUNCH NIGHT & FUNDRAISER

COMMONERS CHOIR

OTLEY UKULELE ORCHESTRA

COME AND SUPPORT THE FIRST OTLEY BOOKFEST

SATURDAY JULY 18 - 7PM

AT OTLEY COMMON - TICKETS £12 / £6 CONC. TICKETS FROM: WWW.OTLEYCOMMON.ORG/EVENTS
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ooh, just heard the first Despacito of the summer.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
Skegness is so bracing but I've made him into Count Binface and it says Clacton is SO Binface
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The next rose in the series - adding a longer stem to give a twisted base, and some thorns/leaves/hooks
The next rose in the series - adding a longer stem to give a twisted base,  and some thorns/leaves/hooks
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Make Symbolism Symbolic Again.
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Zak Avery @zakavery.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Super lunch yesterday at The Swine Bistro in Headingley, pork pastrami and slaw to start, sea trout and cuttlefish with saffron for main. The boy's Gloucester Old Spot pork belly was on point too. We went a la carte, but the £20 lunch set menu is a proper bargain.
Sea trout with cuttlefish and saffronGloucester Old Spot pork belly£20 set lunch menuA la carte menu
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