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Raven of @theravenof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Who else could take the strongest opportunity we’ve ever had to absolutely break the back of billionaire power, to punish the pedophilic freaks propping up an Alzheimer-riddled pus bag president, to finally notch a win, and set it alight for his own self benefit?”
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 28/08/2026
Breaking: Oh Shit, It's da Freakin’ Bat! buff.ly/flY5DTz
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 27/08/2026
GTA VI Delayed Again to Scrub Pro-Union Subtext from Game's Narrative buff.ly/HBnaOGI
GTA VI Delayed Again to Scrub Pro-Union Subtext from Game's Narrative
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 23/08/2026
This is Layoff Larry, CEO I would please request that people please stop talking to my writers about topics such as weekends, vacations and time-off. They are getting ideas that I'd rather they not have. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 24/08/2026
Ten Pokémon RFK Jr. Would Eat After Hitting Them With His Car ggtribune.com/2026/08/24/t...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/08/2026
Hades Reveals Tenth Circle of Hell Just Valnet ggtribune.com/2026/08/10/h...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 06/08/2026
Ubisoft Exec Realizes He’s Been Writing Project Lists in the Death Note ggtribune.com/2026/08/06/u...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 04/08/2026
Hades II Removes Every Single Character Following Complaints of Anti-Christian Bias ggtribune.com/2026/08/04/h...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 03/08/2026
My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer ggtribune.com/2026/08/03/m...
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My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer
Today started like every other day. I woke up in my Eight Sleep POD, asked my Samsung Smart Fridge what I should have for breakfast, and listened to Alexa read the headlines curated to my interests…
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/07/2026
How to Take Back the Word ‘Goon’ if You’re a Loyal Henchman ggtribune.com/2026/07/29/h...
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Kill The Computer @killthecomputer.com · 30/07/2026
If you're interested in joining the first ever KTC game jam, join us on Discord or submit an entry form linked below. We're looking for programmers, writers, artists, and even musicians. We've had about 50 signups so far and are going to make some cool stuff happen. All experience levels welcome!
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#Spain #Argentina #España #Messi #LaArgentina #fifaworldcup
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 18/07/2026
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: RFK Jr. Praises Restorative Effects of Original Four Loko www.patreon.com/GGTribune/po...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 15/07/2026
Football Manager 26 World Cup Update Lets You Sic ICE on Foreign Teams ggtribune.com/2026/07/15/f...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 13/07/2026
Republicans Use Last Max Revive To Drag Mitch Back To Party ggtribune.com/2026/07/13/r...
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I regret to inform Zelda fans, but the map of Death Mountain Trail is a penis
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social they finally broke you, dude. Get BetterHelp on the line right away 😢
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 13/07/2026
Rockstar Executives Confirm GTA 6 is on Track for November 2026 Delay Announcement ggtribune.com/2026/07/13/r...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 12/07/2026
The gang is almost all here
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 12/07/2026
Mitch McConnell Finally Remembers How to Perform Soul Steal Fatality ggtribune.com/2026/07/12/m...
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Mitch McConnell Finally Remembers How to Perform Soul Steal Fatality
WASHINGTON. — Lindsey Graham, longtime Republican Senator from South Carolina, died on Saturday evening at the age of 71 after Mitch McConnell reportedly regained consciousness long enough to say “…
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@helldivers2.bsky.social real talk: u guys are actually considering cross progression or not? I really wanna pull the trigger on PC but I've invested too much time on PS5 already so I always end up folding.
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
@jtchapman.bsky.social listening to the latest unlocked deprogram and you guys wondered if there were any other products named like Kenyan chocolates. Hakim brought up the German ice cream, which is the same example I immediately came up with. Thing is, I live in Chile. And, sadly, it's delicious.
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social So glad you mentioned spintops, they were pretty popular in Latin America back in my grandpa's days. You can still find kids doing their own diy beyblade battles youtube.com/shorts/44hsG... Or even tricks competitions youtu.be/_6-wyVOoKK0?...
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@edzitron.com You heard? VC's too special to be replaced 😢 fortune.com/article/mark...
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Marc Andreessen predicts one of the few jobs that may survive the rise of AI automation
His own.
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@edzitron.com hey Ed, any thoughts about this video? youtu.be/mfbRHhOCgzs?...
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The Path to AGI is Coming Into View
YouTube video by Sabine Hossenfelder
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2025
mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Is the bubble finally bursting? One can only hope.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/01/2025
[mr plinkett voice] hey wait a minute wasn't that meant to be a Microsoft project? Hey wasn't that project contingent on "meaningfully improving the capabilities of OpenAI's AI"?
I've been hesitant to outright say that we're in an artificial intelligence bubble, or at least I was until I read that Microsoft and OpenAI are currently planning to build a $100 billion supercomputer dubbed "Stargate." The six-year-long project is contingent on "OpenAI's ability to meaningfully improve the capabilities of its AI" according to The Information's sources, and would require "as much as five gigawatts of power." To give context, one gigawatt is enough to power 750,000 homes. The Information's story is vague about the progress required to launch Stargate — it's a multi-phase operation, currently "in the middle" of its third phase, adding that the datacenter would potentially cost $10 billion to build, and that half of the $100 billion total cost could be made up of specialist AI chips.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
classic mixup
mistletoe wikipedia article says "not to be confused with TOW missle"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/01/2025
i'm losing it
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
this is the neworktimesiest headline that has ever headlined
Screenshot of a NYT article headline: "Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture"
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#meta
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
somebody mailed this to Santa Monica Studio lol lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/11/2024
DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up theonion.com/dnc-email-pl...
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
@peachsaliva.bsky.social I ran into this and just thought you could enhance your next reading experience.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/10/2024
GOP Polling Strong Among Youth That Already Look Like Old Men
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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men
YouTube video by The Onion
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 30/11/2023
Heartwarming: Players Camp Outside Spawn to Keep Henry Kissinger From Coming Back hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Heartwarming: Players Camp Outside Spawn to Keep Henry Kissinger From Coming Back
“That bastard seemed unstoppable for years, you’re talking about a guy who got 150,000 kills just in Cambodia alone. Not to mention half a million assists he got in Pakistan in the ‘70s”
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Unbreakable Peter @loki1001.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
They don't know I have five invite codes
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
17 years later and horse armor is still a relevant joke
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 10/11/2023
Genius Notices "Hard Drive" Article Was Already Posted Once Before
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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before
Local genius and prolific social media commenter Nate Goulding was commended by online peers after noticing that an article had been posted once.
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Reminder to myself: just because I opened an account on a new platform doesn't mean I have to use it.
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