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Zach Heltzel

@zachheltzel.bsky.social
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Academy Award winning writer and director of SWIMFAN.

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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 4h
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Molly the $15,000 animatronic bird?
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 18h
This isn't funny, corporations only start celebrating LGBT holidays again when they're extremely distressed
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
And if you're new here, check out the congressional forecasts or play around with the SENATE SCENARIO BUILDER and PATH TO 218 interactives, where picking winners and losers show you the conditional odds everywhere else. www.solid-purple.com
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2026 Midterm Election Forecast — Solid Purple
A confidently uncertain statistical forecast of the 2026 US midterm elections.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
4. Last, and kind of least, you can now view state-by-state estimates of the generic ballot and Presidential approval, in the form of a map or a sortable table. www.solid-purple.com/2026/polls
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Polls — Solid Purple
Generic ballot and presidential approval polling averages, updated daily.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
3. But wait, there's more! CROSSTAB DIVER lets you play out any theories you have about the 2026 electorate. Adjust margins and turnout - the model responds by bringing that environment to life. www.solid-purple.com/2026/crossta...
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Crosstab Diver — Solid Purple
Every race starts from our forecast. Adjust each demographic group’s share of the vote and watch the environment change.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
2. A new interactive: WISDOM OF THE CROWD. A game of competitive punditry. Submit your own odds and update them throughout the rest of the cycle. At the end, we'll see who is the better forecaster - me, you, or the borg. www.solid-purple.com/2026/crowd
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Wisdom of the Crowd — Solid Purple
Set your odds for all 35 Senate races and see how your prediction stacks up against the forecast and readers around the world.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
Now for the fun stuff! Four new features have launched: 1. There is now a Governors forecast! Solid Purple projects Democrats will flip 3 governorships and Republicans will flip one; a net of two pickups for the Ds. www.solid-purple.com/2026/governors
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Governors Forecast — Solid Purple
Win chances, projected margins, and ratings for all 36 governor's races in 2026.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h
BIG updates to Solid Purple today: MODEL CHANGES 1. Fixed a bug that was causing R/D vs. I polls not to be counted. Dan Osborn (NE-Sen) went from a 7% chance to 22% as a result. 2. I finished incomplete work on modeling ranked-choice voting. Alaska projections changed slightly.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can’t say AI anymore. You have to say SI now, because of woke.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
how it started / how it’s going
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly I’m rooting for the AI bots, shine on you crazy diamonds
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
who's ready to see some really cool shit
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s cornball nonsense! Thank goodness Rian Johnson came along to put it all into a beautiful context of myth and legend. *dodges a tomato*
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s something so chic about making a movie that loses a quarter of a billion dollars. Like who let you do that?
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint taught me it was okay to be weird
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn’t have this on my bingo card at all but the math is the math: Kansas is a toss-up. www.solid-purple.com/2026/race/ks...
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Kansas Senate Race — Solid Purple
A confidently uncertain projection of the race between Adam Hamilton (D) and Roger Marshall (R) in Kansas Senate.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Democrats have reached a new high in Solid Purple’s Senate forecast. www.solid-purple.com/2026/senate
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Senate Forecast — Solid Purple
A confidently uncertain statistical forecast of the races that will determine control of the United States Senate.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“It’s a D+10 environment and polls are likely overstating them in the whiter rural parts of the Midwest.” is an entirely coherent theory and should not surprise anyone if it happens.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Eat shit and live, Bill.” makes it an automatic five-bagger imo
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It rules how he can say this about me and millions of other Americans but if any of us say this about him, federal agents will knock on our doors.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As someone who used to have a longform podcast sometimes you just say dumb shit that if someone said it back to you you’d disagree with yourself
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heather from AP Bio pointing at a painting of Jesus saying “damn, who’s this beefcake?”
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tfw it’s been 100 degrees in LA for a week straight and your apartment doesn’t have air conditioning
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 'Jeff Epstein? The financier?' meme but with text that reads 'Dennis Hastert? The banking laws violator?'
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert taught me it was okay to you know what nah
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Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
first brisk morning of the year and I went for a @bencollins.bsky.social Sicko shirt from the clothing pile, put a @zachheltzel.bsky.social Waluigi hoodie atop and I’m realizing only now my wardrobe is Online Poisoned beyond redemption. do I even own a suit? is my only sweater Malört themed?
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I respectfully have to disagree. We’ve basically solved software compatibility. I can make any old CD-ROM I have work on just about anything I put it into. Useless to most people, very useful to me specifically.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you seen the sudden explosion in the game modding / emulation space? It’s completely insane. The vast majority of people wouldn’t know where to begin on using AI for that purpose.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I see as the fundamental problem with AI as a consumer-facing business is that they only know how to make this stuff useful for computer people. Like it's super fucking good at the things computer people think are important. Most people aren't computer people.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Takes a lot when the fundamentals are stacked against you
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man the Senate map is funny as hell right now
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point my "type" is just literally anyone who I'm not absolutely terrified will betray me or otherwise get the "ick" in some way.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol remember abundance
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s too bad they used AI because otherwise I was so excited to see the Pete Davidson / Gal Gadot movie about Bitcoin.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Human beings can use generative AI to make art. The reason almost all AI art sucks is because the people using it suck at making art. Meanwhile, artists who don’t suck at making art don’t want or need to use it.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit. The whole bribery thing helps Susan Collins. Voters think that’s her bringing the bacon back to Maine.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He introduced his sister to her husband. Matt Gaetz.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worst game of fuck marry kill ever
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually, Johnny Tsunami is the name of the grandfather.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Want to see what an election forecast would say if we knew for sure that Texas goes blue and Republicans somehow win Minnesota? www.solid-purple.com/2026/scenari...
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Scenario Builder — Solid Purple
An interactive Senate scenario builder. Select race outcomes and see how they change the control odds.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How am I even supposed to get any work done the rest of the day?
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s very fun that VoteHub and Solid Purple are methodologically VERY different and yet have nearly identical topline results right now. The data is just that clear.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While Solid Purple was ultimately too bullish on Democrats in 2024, it nailed the modal outcome. So ignore the odds of a 53-47 D Senate at your own risk.
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Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People are going to do whatever they want regardless of the consequences. Everything else is downstream from there.
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