Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 4hI hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Molly the $15,000 animatronic bird? 0261
Reposted by Zach Heltzel🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 18hThis isn't funny, corporations only start celebrating LGBT holidays again when they're extremely distressed 11281217
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22hAnd if you're new here, check out the congressional forecasts or play around with the SENATE SCENARIO BUILDER and PATH TO 218 interactives, where picking winners and losers show you the conditional odds everywhere else. www.solid-purple.comsolid-purple.com2026 Midterm Election Forecast — Solid PurpleA confidently uncertain statistical forecast of the 2026 US midterm elections. 030
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h4. Last, and kind of least, you can now view state-by-state estimates of the generic ballot and Presidential approval, in the form of a map or a sortable table. www.solid-purple.com/2026/pollssolid-purple.comPolls — Solid PurpleGeneric ballot and presidential approval polling averages, updated daily. 130
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h3. But wait, there's more! CROSSTAB DIVER lets you play out any theories you have about the 2026 electorate. Adjust margins and turnout - the model responds by bringing that environment to life. www.solid-purple.com/2026/crossta...solid-purple.comCrosstab Diver — Solid PurpleEvery race starts from our forecast. Adjust each demographic group’s share of the vote and watch the environment change. 110
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22h2. A new interactive: WISDOM OF THE CROWD. A game of competitive punditry. Submit your own odds and update them throughout the rest of the cycle. At the end, we'll see who is the better forecaster - me, you, or the borg. www.solid-purple.com/2026/crowdsolid-purple.comWisdom of the Crowd — Solid PurpleSet your odds for all 35 Senate races and see how your prediction stacks up against the forecast and readers around the world. 120
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22hNow for the fun stuff! Four new features have launched: 1. There is now a Governors forecast! Solid Purple projects Democrats will flip 3 governorships and Republicans will flip one; a net of two pickups for the Ds. www.solid-purple.com/2026/governorssolid-purple.comGovernors Forecast — Solid PurpleWin chances, projected margins, and ratings for all 36 governor's races in 2026. 130
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 22hBIG updates to Solid Purple today: MODEL CHANGES 1. Fixed a bug that was causing R/D vs. I polls not to be counted. Dan Osborn (NE-Sen) went from a 7% chance to 22% as a result. 2. I finished incomplete work on modeling ranked-choice voting. Alaska projections changed slightly. 151
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You can’t say AI anymore. You have to say SI now, because of woke. 040
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Honestly I’m rooting for the AI bots, shine on you crazy diamonds 020
Reposted by Zach HeltzelMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50166555465
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s cornball nonsense! Thank goodness Rian Johnson came along to put it all into a beautiful context of myth and legend. *dodges a tomato* 010
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There’s something so chic about making a movie that loses a quarter of a billion dollars. Like who let you do that? 080
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Eva Marie Saint taught me it was okay to be weird 040
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Didn’t have this on my bingo card at all but the math is the math: Kansas is a toss-up. www.solid-purple.com/2026/race/ks...solid-purple.comKansas Senate Race — Solid PurpleA confidently uncertain projection of the race between Adam Hamilton (D) and Roger Marshall (R) in Kansas Senate. 070
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Democrats have reached a new high in Solid Purple’s Senate forecast. www.solid-purple.com/2026/senatesolid-purple.comSenate Forecast — Solid PurpleA confidently uncertain statistical forecast of the races that will determine control of the United States Senate. 040
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“It’s a D+10 environment and polls are likely overstating them in the whiter rural parts of the Midwest.” is an entirely coherent theory and should not surprise anyone if it happens. 250
Reposted by Zach Heltzelshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏 461932438
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Eat shit and live, Bill.” makes it an automatic five-bagger imo 020
Reposted by Zach Heltzeljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete 1045836481
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It rules how he can say this about me and millions of other Americans but if any of us say this about him, federal agents will knock on our doors. 0110
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As someone who used to have a longform podcast sometimes you just say dumb shit that if someone said it back to you you’d disagree with yourself 0131
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026tfw it’s been 100 degrees in LA for a week straight and your apartment doesn’t have air conditioning 060
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dennis Hastert taught me it was okay to you know what nah 160
Reposted by Zach HeltzelBrock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026first brisk morning of the year and I went for a @bencollins.bsky.social Sicko shirt from the clothing pile, put a @zachheltzel.bsky.social Waluigi hoodie atop and I’m realizing only now my wardrobe is Online Poisoned beyond redemption. do I even own a suit? is my only sweater Malört themed? 0201
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I respectfully have to disagree. We’ve basically solved software compatibility. I can make any old CD-ROM I have work on just about anything I put it into. Useless to most people, very useful to me specifically. 100
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have you seen the sudden explosion in the game modding / emulation space? It’s completely insane. The vast majority of people wouldn’t know where to begin on using AI for that purpose. 010
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What I see as the fundamental problem with AI as a consumer-facing business is that they only know how to make this stuff useful for computer people. Like it's super fucking good at the things computer people think are important. Most people aren't computer people. 221
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Takes a lot when the fundamentals are stacked against you 010
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At this point my "type" is just literally anyone who I'm not absolutely terrified will betray me or otherwise get the "ick" in some way. 040
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s too bad they used AI because otherwise I was so excited to see the Pete Davidson / Gal Gadot movie about Bitcoin. 000
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Human beings can use generative AI to make art. The reason almost all AI art sucks is because the people using it suck at making art. Meanwhile, artists who don’t suck at making art don’t want or need to use it. 150
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shit. The whole bribery thing helps Susan Collins. Voters think that’s her bringing the bacon back to Maine. 110
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He introduced his sister to her husband. Matt Gaetz. 210
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Actually, Johnny Tsunami is the name of the grandfather. 070
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Want to see what an election forecast would say if we knew for sure that Texas goes blue and Republicans somehow win Minnesota? www.solid-purple.com/2026/scenari...solid-purple.comScenario Builder — Solid PurpleAn interactive Senate scenario builder. Select race outcomes and see how they change the control odds. 041
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How am I even supposed to get any work done the rest of the day? 1120
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s very fun that VoteHub and Solid Purple are methodologically VERY different and yet have nearly identical topline results right now. The data is just that clear. 031
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026While Solid Purple was ultimately too bullish on Democrats in 2024, it nailed the modal outcome. So ignore the odds of a 53-47 D Senate at your own risk. 031
Zach Heltzel @zachheltzel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People are going to do whatever they want regardless of the consequences. Everything else is downstream from there. 030