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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bag of Taylor Farms lettuce with speech bubble
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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zacharybehrendt.bsky.social @zacharybehrendt.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Done and done
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
it’s me, the sexual tap dancing fucker
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 06/06/2025
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
Mark Cuban quote tweets three check-marks to Elon’s “is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?”
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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ML Kejera 😐 @mlkejera.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
trying to make an American understand that diversity inherently means a larger customer base: imagine a woke burger
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop
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Reh®💀 @relentlessreh.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🤣 How can you not love this man #AEW 🤼
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Grumpy dad energy @fdsignifier.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Say Drake
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
sean is singing ‘i got friends in low places’ to the dog because she’s low (to the ground)
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Random Stranger @randomstranger.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Famous author Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" taken from his commentary on his television show Darkplace.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house
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overwh elm @fagandtoad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
gobble gobble baybeee
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2024
TMNT logo saying “four completely normal people”
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing
“The martians” muppets from Sesame Street
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
dr. ron of the pepper palace @ronaldravegan
when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the jar was empty, the world would end
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Mouse @mouseradio.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
They should make a special pink tapeworm for girls
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