travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 20hOver the years I’ve developed a cute and annoying stoner laugh and it remains even after I’ve quit smoking. 030
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23hI’m a hybrid athlete which means I’m not good at any of my workouts. But I’m faster than body builders and stronger than runners. So…literally 020
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23hTook my glasses off and you can tell because of the bridge mark 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Weeknd came on at work and I said “FINALLY something we can dance to” Nobody laughed 020
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve given a nickname to every pokemon I’ve caught in this play through of Firered 100
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes I put on Espresso on my way to work, windows down, 345 am, and it’s funny when I pull into work and people are like wtf is this allowed 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes I put on Espresso on my way to work, windows down, 345 am, and it’s funny when I pull into work and people are like wtf is this allowed 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I made a burger using a leftover patty I cooked the other night and ate it and it was delicious. But, while I was hungry, I started some chicken in the air fryer and now I have to eat them. In 4 minutes. 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m bad at art but jess loves it and I think maybe I’m just stylized? 010
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sitting in my underpants and posting furiously to avoid showering 120
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I started a book club and invited some dudes to go are kind of anti social because I’m somewhat of an anti social myself. We’re all benefiting from this, reading and friendship: it’s delicious 060
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yelling along to Sheryl crow’s if it makes you happy while showering and crying 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/20265 people like my posts which is cool like what if five people were in my living room giving me a thumbs up 140
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Once I went to Philadelphia for an IT boot camp BUT I stopped off at this sort of bar hangout spot and bought two forties and got viciously drunk instead of studying. @nat.haus picked me up and drove me to my hotel. Forever grateful. 120
Reposted by travisrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm not here to make friends I'm here to learn karate 1267
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When I finished reading the green mile, I stood in my living room and cried. (This is not surprising because as we’ve discussed before, I am a crybaby) 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I really love carrying around an open tumbler of Diet Coke. Like just having a cup in the car. It feels wrong so I love it. 120
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Come on come on come on now touch me babe duh nuh nuh nah 100
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026*bone thugs crossroads voice* I gotta get my neck shaved 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m scared of an MRI because what if I accidentally ate metal and it’s pulled out my stomach violently 350
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve read 4 sally rooney books and I still don’t know if I like them lol like it’s Irish people being mean and having sex which is fine 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Teacher thinks that I sound funny but she likes the way you sing 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My new medication makes me very friendly, it seems. I keep chatting with coworkers. 030
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What are you doing today? What are your hopes and dreams for Friday? 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I actually loved my night run yesterday and I want to do it more 020
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If someone says that they’re hanging in there, the only good response is yeah I hear ya  140
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m so tired of acting tough and I’m gonna do what I please 000
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wrote about my dad today and sobbed the entire time 010
travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s hard to eat and cry at the same time but I really want this garlic sourdough 010