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@yunggandalf.bsky.social
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Just a fungi. brutally handsome. former child. What the heck.

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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 2h
I miss those shorts
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 12h
Saturday night gym rules
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 20h
But my lips hurt real BAD
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 20h
Over the years I’ve developed a cute and annoying stoner laugh and it remains even after I’ve quit smoking.
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23h
I’m a hybrid athlete which means I’m not good at any of my workouts. But I’m faster than body builders and stronger than runners. So…literally
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23h
I love to pick up and hold a book, just for the vibes
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23h
Took my glasses off and you can tell because of the bridge mark
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 23h
The day I quit playing shooters
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Weeknd came on at work and I said “FINALLY something we can dance to” Nobody laughed
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
2024 big boy status
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love chatting about video games
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve given a nickname to every pokemon I’ve caught in this play through of Firered
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes I put on Espresso on my way to work, windows down, 345 am, and it’s funny when I pull into work and people are like wtf is this allowed
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes I put on Espresso on my way to work, windows down, 345 am, and it’s funny when I pull into work and people are like wtf is this allowed
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not for nothin but I haven’t smoked weed in 2 weeks
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When your bros tell you the truth
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No more posting, I got chicken grease on my phone
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guilty as char-diddly-arged
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I made a burger using a leftover patty I cooked the other night and ate it and it was delicious. But, while I was hungry, I started some chicken in the air fryer and now I have to eat them. In 4 minutes.
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m bad at art but jess loves it and I think maybe I’m just stylized?
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bad art by AI 👎 Bad art by a human ✨💫🤝🙏
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as your attorney, my legal advice would be to eat a casserole in the shower
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sitting in my underpants and posting furiously to avoid showering
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blang is a new action word I made up
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I started a book club and invited some dudes to go are kind of anti social because I’m somewhat of an anti social myself. We’re all benefiting from this, reading and friendship: it’s delicious
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yelling along to Sheryl crow’s if it makes you happy while showering and crying
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5 people like my posts which is cool like what if five people were in my living room giving me a thumbs up
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once I went to Philadelphia for an IT boot camp BUT I stopped off at this sort of bar hangout spot and bought two forties and got viciously drunk instead of studying. @nat.haus picked me up and drove me to my hotel. Forever grateful.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not here to make friends I'm here to learn karate
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I finished reading the green mile, I stood in my living room and cried. (This is not surprising because as we’ve discussed before, I am a crybaby)
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really love carrying around an open tumbler of Diet Coke. Like just having a cup in the car. It feels wrong so I love it.
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Come on come on come on now touch me babe duh nuh nuh nah
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*bone thugs crossroads voice* I gotta get my neck shaved
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m scared of an MRI because what if I accidentally ate metal and it’s pulled out my stomach violently
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve read 4 sally rooney books and I still don’t know if I like them lol like it’s Irish people being mean and having sex which is fine
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wake up, grab a brush, put on a little makeup
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Teacher thinks that I sound funny but she likes the way you sing
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My new medication makes me very friendly, it seems. I keep chatting with coworkers.
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What are you doing today? What are your hopes and dreams for Friday?
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I actually loved my night run yesterday and I want to do it more
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If someone says that they’re hanging in there, the only good response is yeah I hear ya 
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m so tired of acting tough and I’m gonna do what I please
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Assassin George. That’s my bounty hunter name.
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna go on a night run
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No I do not
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wrote about my dad today and sobbed the entire time
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travis @yunggandalf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s hard to eat and cry at the same time but I really want this garlic sourdough
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