Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 1hpant break looks like a teetering stack of pancakes. 040
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 3hIf I ever suffer a massive head injury or a Fetterman-style stroke I'd like to maybe go do ethics work at Anthropic. 030
Reposted by Scary Cremastericlelastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 12hYou hear there's breaking news about sucker MCs loose in your area, but when you turn on the news they're just showing shots of police closing in on your house, wdyd? 9485
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 8hWhy is he the only normie who has learned to talk like a human about the present moment? 010
Reposted by Scary CremastericleSeth Trueger @mdaware.org · 08/10/2026cnn.comCornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNNOne month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at... 173
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 19hYour mum and dad can't even fuck you up anymore, because of woke. 170
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's cool that all these people are also mad about the social developmental costs of masking during a plague: 030
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Those pictures are what we get for letting Dell beat Gateway 010
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Driven mad by one too many op eds by Bret Stephens, it's the Wordler. 020
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dipped to my waist feet first into a vat of toxic waste, transforming me into the villain known as "One Face." 2143
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026hmm, did you at least consider an arrogant upper-class opponent named Vane, though? 010
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Guy traveling through an antique land in 2037: what the fuck is up with that trunk? 141
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris" 19922
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[finger to ear] ah. Okay so Dr Giggles' father was fully licensed when he and his son started killing people to try to resurrect the late Mrs. Giggles, but Dr. Giggles himself was an unlicensed autodidact. 130
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am so envious of people who can develop and sustain a color-coded highlighting system. Within five minutes I have already lost two highlighters and forgotten what most of the colors mean. 1110
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm just glad Tucker Toblerone had a community that supports him. 010
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sucks to be you, my dad was bisected by an elevator with honor 010
Reposted by Scary CremastericleMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Chase Brown currently has 6 carries for 8 yds 161172
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026also that the right wing media apparatus has successfully characterized the journalistic institutions most committed to studiously both sidesing every issue as left wing propaganda. 060
Reposted by Scary CremastericleOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026related to another bizarre feature of political discussion in the US: that it's supposed to mark you as reasonable/bipartisan/fair or whatever that you take these discourses on their own terms. as opposed to marking you as (at best!) a mark 201994342
Reposted by Scary CremastericleThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 251600153
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026decent chance these guys have some kind of dementia 000
Reposted by Scary CremastericlePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going to bed 81451264
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like when Atul Gawande profiled a few of these doctors and tried to paint one of them as a hippie doing harm reduction and within a few years that guy was being investigated for smuggling sodium thiopental into the country and selling it to the states that paid him to do executions. 1100
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Reminder: Michael Tracey claims to be a friend to all dogs because dogs can't say no. 020
Reposted by Scary CremastericleMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 553122572
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Who is still posting like this? This shit sucked in 2016. 051
Reposted by Scary CremastericleThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282467369
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026MY BODY is a MACHINE that turns COFFEE into BLUNDERING MY QUEEN IN SEVEN MOVES AGAINST A SIX YEAR OLD BOY IN NORTH MACEDONIA RATED 453. 040
Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I gave money to Abdul El Sayed and now I’m getting spam shit from this decrepit bitch cutting ads misgendering trans girls get fucked you fucking monster. Get fucked Act Blue. 171
Reposted by Scary CremastericleJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t have much to say about party politics, but I can say this: you get to decide whether you support candidates who think my beautiful, wonderful children can go to the doctor and live regular lives or if they should be trapped and tortured by a hostile system. And the former requires so little. 119223
Reposted by Scary CremastericleArrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We cannot leave people behind while claiming to offer an alternative to the current status quo 0174
