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Your pal, Andrew

@yourpalandrew.bsky.social
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I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. www.last.fm/user/TOA2023

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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 8h
A screenshot from The Good Place season 2 episode 2
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 16h
The Dodgers? The National League runners-up?
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly if he hates it that’s the biggest endorsement I can think of
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 20h
Ahhhh hell.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 20h
Bill Cosby for the scale and for the emotional connection - I inherited a Cosby record from my late grandmother and wound up unceremoniously trashing it.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 20h
Bad post, yawoocoog90.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 23h
I would like to cancel my incoming phone calls
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 23h
Heard y’all are getting tired of *scoff* spam texts.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Blake Snell retire bitch
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That would rule, I also wouldn’t mind more hover boot challenges/having the mechanic be less wonky.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m pretty sure at this point, Miyamoto just wants to make new Pikmin games that he can force his grandkids to play.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Look at me, cheering for the Brewers. Look what this postseason has done to me.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah I’m pretty disappointed to see that it looks like a 1:1 remake.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 14/10/2026
Eleven years. youtu.be/-UdsVO7HaJg
youtu.be
Jose Bautista hammers go-ahead three-run shot in ALDS Game 5, delivers epic bat flip
YouTube video by MLB
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LOOK THERE WAS A LOT GOING ON, OKAY?!?!
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pleased to announce that I have Ludacris’ 2001 hit Rollout (My Business) stuck in my head.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Make it stop jfc
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/10/2026
The modern Republican party is like a specialized island species where they have no known predators. They are completely unprepared for a hostile environment. They have designed their own simulacrum and no longer how to live among us here, in the Real.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks Ryan
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching Battlebots.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
YA KNOW BACK IN MY DAY POLYMARKET WAS JUST WHAT WE CALLED THE TABLETOP GAMING STORE
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know what, sure.
Recent tracks from my last.fm page: it’s gotta be you by Backstreet Boys following life at disconnect by Propagandhi.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Depends what the officials determine the ground’s intention was.
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
11 years ago today, with the Blue Jays down 2-0 in their American League Division Series to the Rangers and facing elimination, Marco Estrada tossed a gem, allowing just one run in 6 1/3 innings to lead the Blue Jays to a 5-1 win. Troy Tulowitzki belted a three-run home run.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Checking in on threads
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert (@DDayFilms) on twitter: "[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito"
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🙌
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In 2013, 0.016% of teams in the FBS played for the national title. In 2027, it’ll be 17% of the FBS. That’s a fundamental change in a pretty small amount of time.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guardians-White Sox
these women having a mid off
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you hit a batter with the bases loaded to tie up a playoff game that your team has to win to stay alive, your manager should legally be able to kick you in the nuts.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lighting a mup in remembrance
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Losing back-to-back not very close division series to clearly better teams sure seems like some Average Franchise Shit, congrats Jankees.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 08/10/2026
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees, as they say, have lost.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marlins Man after spending nine thousand dollars on a ticket to the ball game
An 18-ish year old staring intently at their cellular telephone
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am being called out and I do not like it.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am sorry that what happened to Daenerys made Charles Dance’s acting retroactively suck for you, please move on with your life.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the same posts circulate every three weeks and the same people get to post their same “GAME OFF,THRONES RUINED!!!” spiel that they’ve been doing for seven years now
10 Hours of Jingling Keys
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Say the line, Buck.
“The Yankees, they’re not a good team.” -Blue Jays’ announcer Buck Martinez
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great skeet, Tao.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the ‘78 Steelers would probably win in the Superdome tonight.
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh cool, what happened?
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s always a good time to say fire Rob Manfred ….into the sun
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when i was like 13 i was pretty into novels with dystopian settings and i didn’t know shit about politics so i cracked open Atlas Shrugged and could not believe how fucking boring it was. insane that people form their identities around that crap
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Your pal, Andrew @yourpalandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just found out football can cause head injuries? Guess we gotta stop playing it effective immediately.
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