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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204)

@youngmark.com
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Writer and Illustrator and stuff. He/him, ADHD, literally the worst at social media. www.youngmark.com

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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 13/09/2026
Final day at RCCC. Find me over in the corner near this sign that says book fair. Today's hair color is blue, I repeat, TODAY'S HAIR COLOR IS BLUE
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 12/09/2026
Rose City Comic Con day two! Today's hair color is purple, LET'S DO THIS
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 11/09/2026
Portland pals! It's day one of Rose City Comic Con, my hair is red, and I'm ready to sell a ton of books to y'all so come say hi. Over in the book fair corner right across from the Powells booth!
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 22/07/2026
Last day of the big Tavern Rats 99¢ sale, so if you want this book for a buck, grab it now. Pretty much wherever ebooks are sold, but it's here on amazon: www.amazon.com/Tavern-Rats-...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 19/07/2026
We sold about 500 copies of Tavern Rats yesterday and cracked the Kindle top 10 in Humorous Fantasy! The 99¢ sale goes until Wednesday, tell yer friends www.amazon.com/Tavern-Rats-...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 18/07/2026
Thanks to our pals at Bookbub, Tavern Rats is on sale for 99¢ for Kindle, kobo and pretty much wherever else you get your ebooks. Check out the book Dungeon Crawler Carl's Matt Dinniman calls both "awesome" and "dumb." www.bookbub.com/books/tavern...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 29/06/2026
Tavern Rats is the Deal of the Day over at DrivethruFiction - on sale for two bucks, which is literally the lowest price it's ever been anywhere. Check out the book Dungeon Crawler Carl's Matt Dinniman calls both "awesome" and "dumb." www.drivethrufiction.com/en/product/5...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 11/05/2026
A vanilla soy milk latte is a 3 bean soup I will not be taking questions at this time
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 24/04/2026
Chooseomatic Books fans: I miiiiiiight be back on my bullshit :)
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
got a much needed long laugh from this
a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: 

"Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 08/04/2026
This reminds me of my plan to market "Swiss Mister," which was manly hot cocoa mix sold in a container that looked like a can of motor oil
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ME: the opposite of antibiotic is unclebiotic PHARMACIST: the opposite of probiotic is amateurbiotic *we kiss*
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 08/04/2026
Ways to tell that scam email isn't really from an editor at Penguin Random House: 1) It's a long, glowing, AI-regurgitated synopsis of your book followed by gibberish-level corporate speak 2) Actual editors PROBABLY won't email you from "penguinrandomhouse@firstname.lastname.co.site"?
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 26/03/2026
Actually pretty reasonable aspirations for the guy who created the cybertruck, the only passenger vehicle in history LESS COOL THAN A MINIVAN
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 23/03/2026
Awww, thanks, man! I also love the way they turned out, and now I'm glad I put off doing the T-shirt art until the last possible minute (thanks ADHD!)
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Kristin Pratt @prattkristin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My favorite tea shop was broken into very early this AM, and suffered property damage and theft. If you wanna support them in their recovery, one of my faves from them is this super dessert tea. They also do custom blends, have a book club and much more! www.fridaytea.com/products/wit...
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Witches' Brew
This is one of our Indie Author Collab blends. Check out all of our CommuniTea Collabs here! It is a truth universally acknowledged that the head of a witches' academy needs fuel to manage the drudger...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 10/03/2026
@edzitron.com is doing some unflinching and granular reporting about the insanity of the AI bubble -- if you're as pissed off at AI as he is (and I am), I can't recommend his newsletter enough. www.wheresyoured.at/the-beginnin...
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The Beginning Of History
Hi! If you like this piece and want to support my work, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $70 a year, or $7 a month, and in return you get a weekly newsletter that’s usually anywhere fro...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 07/03/2026
Somebody brought me a copy of the Arabella Grimsbro hardcover to sign, and also had me sign this t-shirt, I tried to channel Arabella the best I could
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 06/03/2026
ECCC day 2! Find me at the Broken Eye Books table, #25009, tucked away near this random penguin house
A photo of the show floor at Emerald City Comic Con with an arrow pointing to Matt Youngmark's table and a joke kind of poking fun at Penguin Random House's ridiculous name
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 03/03/2026
Emerald City Comic Con this week, find me at the Broken Eye Books table, 25009 on level 3 of the Summit building. I've got 15 copies of the new Spellmonkeys hardcover and exactly two of the paperback, so if you want one come early.
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 27/02/2026
Just a heads up, Tavern Rats is currently two bucks off in the Kindle store, $2.99, grab it while it's hot amzn.to/4rI8Ing
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Being trans is a joy and a gift! Some folks are trying to take away that joy! We will not let them! We will become even more trans and more joyful as time goes on!
a banner which reads Trans Rights Are Human Rights surrounded by stars and yellow roses
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/02/2026
We have the chance this year to not only take back the House (or if we're dreaming, even the Senate), but to primary the hell of a lot of D losers and shift the party significantly to the left. We have the chance to lean on ALL of our reps to actually do something.
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 05/02/2026
Launching a big ad push for Spellmonkeys, but the AMZ sales page is crying out for reviews. How well this goes will literally decide whether I continue the series (which I want to REAL BAD). So if you want more of Frinzil and her friends, please go drop a quick review on Amazon! bit.ly/4qkvMqG
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 09/01/2026
Real Talk! So are we going to overthrow the fucking government or what? Also there is an 80's-era picture of the comedian Sinbad
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 09/01/2026
Hey party people: Come find me at Orcacon at the SeaTac Doubletree by the airport this weekend! It's a super chill, mega inclusive tabletop gaming con, and it will be THE MOST FUN so hopefully I'll see you all there (I'm at C07, in pretty much geometric center of the merchant hall) www.orcacon.org
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OrcaCon
Games are for Everyone!
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 07/01/2026
Xmas-celebrating Bluesky: How are y'all getting rid of your trees? Because I'm hacking off every single branch with a bread knife so they'll fit in my apartment building's compost bin and that's insane, right? Like, not my normal ADHD/anxiety neurodivergent stuff but old-school Arkham Asylum shit?
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 28/11/2025
Did you know that you can creme brulee a pumpkin pie BECAUSE YOU FUCKING CAN
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?...
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George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 15/10/2025
Made the mistake of saying "let's get down to business" when I started making buttons to give away at Orycon this weekend and now I have the entire fucking Mulan soundtrack stuck in my head so that's how my day is going orycontemp.tezhme.net
A bunch of little pins I'm making with a button maker, some of them feature whimsical anti-capitalist propaganda
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 12/09/2025
I made this lil guy for Orycon, DO NOT FEAR HIM. And come party with us in Portland October 17-19 - it's the last Orycon ever, so we have to make it count! orycontemp.tezhme.net
A chibi grim reaper in star trek cosplay doing the "live long and prosper" salute. His name is Morty, and he's the unofficial mascot for the very last Orycon in Portland, WA (October 17-19)
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 09/09/2025
hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 04/09/2025
Portland pals! See you at Rose City Comic Con this weekend in Artist Alley, table G28. The books I ordered for the show DID NOT SHOW UP IN TIME, so if you want to grab anything, come early -- Im'a sell out of a bunch of stuff. rosecitycomiccon.com
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 16/08/2025
OH ALSO, I'm reading from the new book today at 3:30 in room 428, so if you finished Tavern Rats back when it came out and have been waiting to find out what happens to Frinzil and her friends YOUR TIME IS NOW (or, technically today at 3:30 I guess) #Worldcon2025
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 16/08/2025
Had maybe the most fun I've ever had on a panel yesterday at #Worldcon2025 - How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse for Teens. The kids were super engaged and we had a blast. Plus my kid sat in on a panel for the first time ever! Highlight of the con so far, but it's only Saturday so BRING IT WORLDCON
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 16/08/2025
It me!
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 02/08/2025
Tossed a piece of steamed broccoli at this seagull, which It had no interest in whatsoever, and now it's chilling on the hood of my car giving me the stink eye
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Faster Than Light @ftl.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 24/07/2025
It's really, really real
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 23/07/2025
This one took some doing, I’m not gonna lie. But it is currently my favorite thing I’ve ever written, so if you’ve been waiting to read the rest of Frinzil’s story, I’m confident that I did you right. www.amazon.com/Dungeon-Dogs...
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 06/07/2025
Proofreading the new book, and found a typo in my own name on the copyright page. ...Where it was copy-pasted from the old book, which has apparently said "cover design by Matt Youngmak" in print for three solid years.
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 20/06/2025
Puyallup pals! I'm at Summercon RIGHT NOW at the Puyalup fairgrounds. Booth D03 in artist alley! In the Pavilion! (There's a statue of a really messed up lookin ninja turtle hawking pizza nearby). Come at me, bros
Me, Matt Youngmark, smiling like a dork
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 29/05/2025
Hey, my Got Any Yachts thing is a t-shirt now and it's briefly on sale at threadless for $13, that is all, send bleet youngmark.threadless.com/designs/got-...
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Got Any Yachts? Men's T-Shirt | Youngmark
Got Any Yachts? on Men's T-Shirt – Orcanized crime
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 18/05/2025
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Me, Matt Youngmark, with purple hair, in front of some statue of a guy on a horse in downtown Philadelpia which I feel like is famous probably
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 16/05/2025
Philadelphia fans! (Do I have any fans in Philadelphia? GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT) I'm at the convention center and all set up for FanExpo, so bring it! Also, I've been told that the flash flood warning I got on my phone like an hour and a half ago DON’T MEAN SHIT IN PHILLY, so it is go time
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 15/02/2025
Heading down to the tesla dealership you guys should we finally test drive that cybertruck we been lookin at
Handmade protest sign reading "NO MUSK NO KINGS NO NAZIS"
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Matt Youngmark (RCCC AL-204) @youngmark.com · 30/01/2025
The 12 pack of store brand seltzer water i bought came with a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. How many people could possibly be taking them up on this, the only way it could fail to meet my expectations is by not being carbonated or having a flavor
A box of seltzer water featuring the blurb "love it or it's on us."
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Clarion West @clarionwest.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We are delighted to announce a new Six-Week Workshop scholarship for Trans writers. The Sea Star Scholarship, an annual full-tuition scholarship for the Six-Week Workshop, has been offered by an anonymous donor and will be available for the first time this year.
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Announcing a Scholarship for Trans Writers
We are delighted to announce the Sea Star Scholarship, an annual full-tuition scholarship for our flagship Six-Week Workshop, offered by an anonymous donor, which will be awarded each year to one…
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