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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I am a machine that turns herbs and spices into the blandest food imaginable

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

accidentally reassigned my infantry equipment production line to artillery...

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

can the tech bros not refer to "subcontractors" as "subs" 10am is too early in the day to be asked if im a sub

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

(SHARK TANK FOR YOUR FRIENDS) oomf: you say you need $20 for... me: umm pizza and a beer other oomf: but you just had pizza and a beer last night me: y-yeah I just don't feel like cookinggg oomf: seems you never "feel" like cooking me: but other oomf: you have food in the fridge so I'm out

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Jackie "Wolf Mode 2" LeezartTime @leezarttime.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

throttling Arcgis Pro by its neck until the dissolve tool dissolves like im telling it to

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

my bitch wife (girlfriend) is preventing me from making puns at the thanksgiving function (us eating hot dogs alone in our apartment)

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

today I answered an important question: can hair spray keep my bangs straight? No. No it cannot.

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

paperwork is one of the few things that get worse with age and seemingly never gets better

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

tried playing mtg with some friends they're not pleased that i keep referring to one of the commanders as "horror twink"

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"some thoughts are better left unsaid" she says shortly before pressing the post button

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

starting to think hoxha was actually the greatest socialist mind of the 20th century zero invasions since bunkerization!!!

Enver Hoxha, leader of Albania throughout the cold war, smoking on near the water.

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Maya @sodomy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

feel like shit, just want her back

flag of the German Democratic Republic, always in my heart

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

the problem with bread is that eventually you run out of bread

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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Just found out Leon Trotsky was one of *those* guys

According to one story, Leon Trotsky was said to have been particularly fond of a Jewish dairy restaurant called Triangle Dairy in the Bronx, whose waiters were Russian emigrés. Trotsky refused to tip after eating as a matter of principle, insisting that "tipping was demeaning to the dignity of a workingman, and that a person should get a regular salary, enough to live on, and not have to depend on tips". For the same reason, he tried to persuade other customers to refuse to tip as well. This led to verbal abuse, poor service, and one incident where waiters intentionally spilled hot soup on him.

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

hey girl are you a toilet because i gotta use you several times a night

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

devastated to announce that "red delicious apples" are in fact NOT delicious!!!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/11/2024

i love edging my cars gas meter

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Jackie "Wolf Mode 2" LeezartTime @leezarttime.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

im not a furry.............. sir please................... going wolf mode isn't a furry thing i swear

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 16/11/2024

Awake for some reason

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

hit the point in my life where i wake up after 7 hours and can't get back to sleep again, and my back hurts for some reason Ist es over für mich?

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

buying nades in counter strike not because i know how to use them but to pretend i'm good at the game so my team doesn't make fun of me

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

yeah you could say i like walkable infrastructure

Wojak comic about 15 minute cities, with two individuals professing their love for 15 minute cities. The girl on the left dreams about soviet microdistricts, while the boy on the right dreams about the more contemporary and westernized smart cities. Each of these ideas having similar design philosophies.

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

got punched really hard in the stomach by my girlfriend after telling her "are you a full moon? because you bring out the wolf in me..."

A cool bipedal wolf with a sword, standing shirtless at a sea front on a stormy night. Possibly after being punched in the stomach...

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/11/2024

Is mads mikkelsen dead . Dont let me find out this way

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Mia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

does anyone feel that evil shroud covering all of our lives lately or is it just me

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

all I'm saying is that if *I* had to invade england and france, I would also revolutionize central heating systems

A picture of a roman hypocaust (central heating system) at the Roman Palace in Fishbourne, England

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

there are like no bumper stickers in the uk compared to the usa how do y'all tell people you're a dog mom?

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Yoshi1325 @yoshi1325.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

the t-72 is a lot like me: socialist, 125mm, fits 3 dudes, and explodes when hit

T-72 at the tank museum. Other lesser tanks are pictured in the background.

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hitsujigoods.bsky.social @hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

Mitsu and the cone of shame

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