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fagdoka magicum

@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
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famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*waking up in a bathtub full of ice with two large bloody scars on my back* ohhh ffuuckkk.m where am i- no. NO. my penis???? its been UNSUCKED
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if you do a funny face long enough itll get stuck like that so it stands perfectly good to reason that if you have funny sex long enough you get to cum forever non stop 24/7 pisshole party
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wouldn't go out of my way for a bump of coke off someone's musty cock tip in a club bathroom but like if im offered to do so who am I to deny a fellow wellwisher
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
watching the live action resident evils before the new one and just cant hate the andersons so far. I would also make my wife a super sexy genius gun fu god in my movies if I could
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im an archeologist but of dinosaurs bones its for my girlfriend nipples and instead of tiny hammer and brush I use my sharp unforgiving fucking teeth
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*week after my brain injury where the center for old 1940s detective sayings and my dirty talk generator got accidentally mixed together* put an egg in your dick and BEAT it, cumshoe
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
living in texas must be hell beyond hell. you can vote for guy who'll gladly put trans people in a giant grinder and then the other guy who'll whisper a little "sorryyyy my hands are fulllll🥺🥺🥺" before he still kicks you in himself
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay this time for real im back. it turns out I can post porn on here after all and it doesn't even have to be hot it can be sooooo gross. I have a clip where the woman clearly farts and the guy fingering her ass and fucking her new jersey style just goes "ohhh" as it crawls up his finger like a bug
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
goddamn my attention span is DIRE
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm just a stunted child controlling a grown adult body like a mecha of course my mom should tell me she once had "a lesbian phase" when im high on the phone
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lawyer gf who makes you sign mountains and mountains of paperwork to get a hand job and you have to look for every legal loophole possible if you want to pee all in her poop hole
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sorry i take breaks from here so frequently anyway check this out real quick
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yeah you could say i frequent the local glory hole hehe :3:3:3:3 *tilts my head up while harp flashback music plays as I fondly remember the times I stuffed my clothes in the cock cum cubby to keep the smell of my noxious dumps all to myself and no one else can have it,,,for free heheheheee😈😈😈😈*
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*sexting after just flipping through my word of the day calendar* wow babe your pussy is ssooooo effervescent 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what if we gave ourselves al capone's specific strain of syphilis and got really fucked up and senile and wandered around the air and space museum wearing nothing but an open velvet robe holding hands 🥺 🥺 🥺 👉👈👉👈👉👈
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you ever see a kid with their obviously anti vac parents (sunburned all the time, yelling, dad has fists permanently clenched) and shake your head sadly like damn looks like youre not making it bud
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I dont interact on here as much as I should but to be fair it shouldn't be as hard to post a picture of my fat transgender ass as it currently is
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
okay ehren is already asleep, preston and pontius are standing by with the net, and wee man is sticking the tooth under the pillow. *magical chime, poof* she's here! *to camera* im johnny knoxville and is the Tooth Fairy Flashbang. *BOOM* *SCREAMING* SHE- AHHHHAAHHAAAAA SHE FELL FOR THE TEETH!!!!!
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
watching New futurama feels like when I reply 😂 to a meme my sends me thats from 2016
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
accidentally heard sweet home alabama today. personally id kill myself if a song about my hometown became the go to wisecrack whenever someone brings up incest
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
idk why I can't find a musician who'll sing in my house 24/7 for the right price. can I not have a personal wise cloaked oracle singing odes of my glory while I sit by the fire. and can I not keep it authentic by blinding them and making them a eunuch with my own bare unwashed hands
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
every human being should have a self destruct button you can press by accident. you hug your wife wrong and heard a click and didnt realize until she Imploded in front of you hard and fast
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
checks out since I'm never on this site
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if you want to know what the average moviegoing experience is like now try turning on your ohone at full brightness in a packed theater and watch how no one says a fucking thing and then you can scroll tiktok like the soiled pig in human clothing you are
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 02/08/2026
perverted big sister that takes care of you everyday as a loving domestic girlfriend would, making sure you're always happy and supported but she kinda spaces out and starts absentmindedly groping u all the time,,,
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the giving tree sucked my penis from beginning to end in the park two weeks ago and she REALLY lives up to her name. gave the sappiest slob job you've ever seen. foreskin sticked so shut can't even pee anymore they have to drain it out the side.
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I dont desire srs but I would take srs which is sexual randomization surgery and you wake up with a mario kart power up box where your junk used to be and it could be anything inside. penis, blue shell, vagina, anything
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ALRIGHT SO I LOST MY PASSWORD HERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS SO SUE ME WHY DONTCHA IN FACT YEAH YEAB WHY DON'T YOU SLAP ME HUH YEAH YEAH GO AHEAD GO AHEAD AND *grabs your limp little faggy wrists* SLAP ME LIKE YOU WANNA HUH HUH IN FACT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA KISS ME HUH oh you don't well that's fine nw
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
turn every usps truck into a food truck and have them slip an italian on toasted herbs and garlic with extra mozzarella, arugula, banana peppers, and balsamic vinegar in my mailbox alongside whatever explosive they want to punish me with for stiffing their tip
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed
Ice detention center leader at the tay swift wedding
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
reminder that your local puppygirls love the sound of loud bright fireworks so you should be honoring their wishes by lighting bottle rockets duct taped to their butthole
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This dude is dusted to the eyeballs. He's not scoping shit out he's high as a kite and wondering how long until he can go back to the can for another bump. Gnashing his teeth like James Brown lol
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
in honor of today name your favorite "america fucking SUCKS dude" movie
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I havent been invited to a single group chat against my will im going to light a fistful of firecrackers in my mouth now
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I want a private ambulance service that gives you the experience of ODing in the back of a 1980s cab complete with pre torn seats, hidden speakers pumping the sound of an always in the distance police siren, and they drop you off at the hospital by pushing you out the door and not stopping
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
im genuinely ashamed I came up with dario estrogento and used it on the other app. I fucked up. plain and simple
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's not even funny how dumb everything is now. every bit of news laying on the current unsubtle metaphor for everything now feels like choking on toxic black fumes from a burning car full of ass
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Im being completely serious when I say nothing would do more for the community than a trans Snooki
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you're telling me a shrimp conditioned this air
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
its never too late. send him to vietnam right now with a gun that shoots out a big flag and says "BANG" on it and its really sharp too so itll pierce the skull if he tries to take the easy way out on the plane tarmac
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Ars Oreon (Bakutuber)🌑🐙🌕 @arsoreon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if no one is there to support me at least I know lesbian lightning from the prada 2012 men's spring/summer collection got me
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
*doing my best philip seymour hoffman impression* get back in the cow suit now please
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they open a real life the bear from 'The Bear' as a pop up restaurant experience in chicago and charge $30 for a dry beef and peppers and everything and everyone on that location is wiped from existence before end of day
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
*forgetting how to say "hup too hup too hup too hup too" while im on a run* HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wouldn't kiss a girl from bluesky but I would let one brand me with a hot fork
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
juxtaposition yeah id want her juicy ass position
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
spoken word syrupy foot job
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 23/06/2026
FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
can I top u while wearing the tubi harness 🥺 👉👈
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Got let go from another job again,, apparently scanning a bottle of expensive whiskey when the customer isnt looking so they'll buy it for me to drink after my shift isnt agaisnt policy but mixing it with chocolate milk is???????
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