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The KefkeWren 🐀

@yesthatkefke.bsky.social
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Former creepypasta author, occasional game writer/designer, TTRPG nerd. [They/Them]

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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 8h
(They have no idea what any of the strings do.)
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 16h
It was the right call not to toss out the horseradish I got. Didn't completely replace the mayo, but a little bit of it was just what the tuna salad for my melts needed.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 19h
Quotes from my #TTRPG groups; "You need flak for cats."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 19h
I would like to suggest an alternative to "enemies to lovers." Have you considered "enemies to morons?"
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
Perfectly true statement that reads like a shit take.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
Unless the documentary is going to get the BBC sued for defamation, they're being dishonest and it shouldn't air.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
The more I'm hearing about this whole situation, the more I find myself wondering at what point being misled about the project your signing on for becomes legally actionable.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
To quote Jonathan Coulton... "I'd probably by some kind of scientist - building inventions in my space lab in space."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
For the curious, it's Anubis Familia, which came out of my desire to explore a death god not being evil for once (because I think that's lazy writing). Anubis is a serious and compassionate goddess with a strong sense of justice. Her children perform rescue, corpse retrieval, and funerary services.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
Leave it to me to create an OC for the DanMachi universe, and be more interested in working out the details of their Familia than them as a person.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
See, this is the real problem with AI right now. Everything else wouldn't be so big a deal, if so much of the AI use wasn't just for the sake of having used it.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Funny how it's always "do whatever is easiest" as default when we don't know, and not "do what has the least potential to cause harm".
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"We don't even know what consciousness is" has to be my favorite bad argument, because...uh...that cuts both ways? If we can't identify what consciousness is, then how can we definitively say what it isn't?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me seeing Adventure Quest in year of our Lord 2026...
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James Marsden: How Are You Not Dead?
ALT: James Marsden: How Are You Not Dead?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AI may have made the image, but somewhere in the process there was a human who said, "Fuck it. Sure. Why not?"
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Honestly an amazing line.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I believe in MFOs. Misidentified Flying Objects. No idea what that thing was, but it definitely wasn't a beetle like I thought!
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know that's you @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So...from what I'm hearing, people at Cartoon Network are not happy about getting bought out in a massive merger. Also, in totally unrelated news, a fuckton of pre-merger creative materials from Cartoon network have been mysteriously leaked online by unknown sources.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Hamilton Alexander: Thomas Jefferson's 'What'd I Miss?'
ALT: Hamilton Alexander: Thomas Jefferson's 'What'd I Miss?'
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finally, a pro-AI argument that doesn't rely on FOMO!
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can't believe I haven't thought about this in obsessive detail yet. I feel like such a hack.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is it something uniquely wrong with my brain, or do other people also sink a bunch of time into a game and then later go, "That wasn't fun. Why did I even play that?"
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is always so fucking wild to me seeing someone go off on what someone else needs to do to meet their standards of beauty. Like, I'm pretty sure a normal person would just look at someone they're not attracted to and...you know...move on and look for someone they are?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Actors/VAs always go on the bottom of my "Who To Blame" list. There are a lot of people with a lot more creative control...and as pointed out, sometimes people just don't have the luxury of knowing all the details on a project before they sign.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I still want more nerdy nerd stuff for nerds. Computer games and TTRPGs and sci-fi and fantasy and...
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Early Access Idle Gatcha H-Game isn't a sequence of words I thought I would be stringing together, but dang if Steam didn't recommend one to me anyway.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TTRPGs are great, because otherwise I would never have had reason to learn the average speed of a covered wagon.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, he's so real for that. Basically just, "Do you prefer to be thought of as stupid, or evil?"
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd say I can't wait for my grandkids to benefit from this, but both my kids have promised that the bloodline ends with them (I fully support their choice).
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me: "I summon the Black Luster Soldier, in Offense Mode!" Opponent: "It's called Attack Mode." Black Luster Soldier: "Shut yo' hoe mouth an' shake yo' ass, biyatch!"
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I get a lot of anti-AI posts on my feed, but I personally am not anti-AI. I'm not pro-AI either, really. I am "AI is a tool that was not ready and shouldn't be shoved in everything, but which *can* have some niche use cases." I'm also, "People need to be better educated on what AI actually does."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At last, "Skyrim is on everything" meets "Poob has it for you."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gawd, James would make such a hot boyto- boyfriend. I meant boyfriend.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@bsky.app How hard do I have to use the "Show less like this" button before it actually works? I swear I've swatted down reposts of the same thing I already said I didn't want like six times. On topics I indicated I wasn't interested in when I was setting my interests! My feed looks like Facebook.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tried the Buffalo Wild Wings Pringles, and... I wouldn't call them "bad" per se, but they're pretty meh? The parmesan garlic ones don't taste like much of anything, honestly, and the buffalo ones are mostly just vinegar powder. Some heat, sure, but it doesn't really taste like buffalo sauce.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am baffled by how this man ever managed to convince us he was smart.
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Calebthedarklord @calebthebamlord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guess I will post this while I still can.
Trying to hold off Mariah Carey for as long as possible.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, remember the post I made recently about the absurdist humor that can only be found in real life...?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cast yourself as a villain/ antagonist
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Magus Chrono Trigger Chrono Trigger Magus
ALT: Magus Chrono Trigger Chrono Trigger Magus
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How could this have happened?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In addition to me "no blue checkmarks" automatic blocking policy, I've decided to add, "no soapbox accounts" - by which I mean people who make the things they dislike their entire online identity. Even when I agree with people like that, it's too much negativity.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stranger on the internet, I don't know who you are, but you are SO right.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, one of Fallout 4's PROBLEMS was the clash between letting you design your character, and being written too much on the assumption of the default "generally nice person who cares deeply about their lost family" personality.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm kind of the opposite way, but I think that it's at least a good argument for presets. Like, say what you will about Fallout 4, it seems pretty likely that the story was written with default Nate/Nora in mind.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep finding, over and over again, that the hardest part of any project is not the doing, but finding the energy and hope to try. I'll probably ignore a lot of it, but I would love advice on how to overcome that anyway.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's really cool...but also I hope Goose signed off on having her work referenced?
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