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The KefkeWren 🐀

@yesthatkefke.bsky.social
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Former creepypasta author, occasional game writer/designer, TTRPG nerd. [They/Them]

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 11h
Taking a moment this morning to acknowledge one of the songs that's helped me through the darker moments in my life; You're Only Human (Second Wind), by Billy Joel #musicsky
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Billy Joel - You're Only Human (Second Wind) (Official Video)
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21h
Incidentally, "Malfoid" sounds like a preexisting condition. May I suggest the name "Hydra Malfoy" instead?
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Meaning, origin and history of the name Hydra
The meaning, origin and history of the given name Hydra
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posts like this are why Chiitan is an exception to my "no bluechecks" policy.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pic "unrelated".
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Nrb No Rolls Barred
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that a VN or dating sim would be the perfect game to pull the Undertale/Deltarune "secret messed up route" thing. Not another Doki Doki Literature Club, but a game that is fully playable as the surface level game, but changes drastically with certain steps you wouldn't take on accident.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know how you shouldn't be engaging with anything Potterverse related at all, because JKR is a huge pile of shit? I reserve the right to make an exception for Fem!Malfoy, simply because she has to be SEETHING that the most popular her work has been in ages involved a turning a boy into a girl.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate that I actually like the way the Skyrim Ikea armor looks.
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Hey, it’s Jak! @jakmonx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You’ll be seeing S.T.A.R.S. once you take a bite out of this delicious meal!” Here’s my final for the Resident Evil 30th Anniversary Zine! 🥪 #4//itchytastyfanzine #ResidentEvil #REBH30th
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like "not if you were the last person on Earth" has lost its bite. These days, you need, "not if you were the last person on Earth, and the prior three begged me with their dying breaths to give you a chance."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apropos of nothing... #Fallout 4's Institute would have been a far more interesting faction if Bethesda hadn't tried to make them secretive, I think. (Continued below...)
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to live in a post-scarcity economy. Instead, it feels like a post-economy scarcity.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the most powerful moments I've ever seen in a video game review was when The Spoony One talks about how important the Ultima series was to his childhood, and getting close to his older brother, and then concludes the story with an absolute crashout about how Ultima IX completely shat on that.
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 28/09/2026
analog horror series about evil cursed retro video games except instead of a guy documenting it it's an avgn type asshole who never realizes the game is haunted AND THE FUCKING IDIOT SHOPKEEP JUST KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HANGING HIMSELF? THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP ME BEAT THE LEVEL! BAD GAME DESIGN MUCH???
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pray for me. I'm doing alright, I just kind of want to bother God.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should have a delivery app for college students to help each other. Call it Dorm Dash.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should make an Elden Ring character named "Let Me Stalk Her" who goes into the Malenia fight and just sneaks around and uses the telescope the whole time.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have the honor to be Your invertebrate bivalve, – A Dock Clam
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By RAW, Monks in D&D 3.5 and Pathfinder 1e aren't proficient in unarmed strikes, as it's not specifically listed and they aren't proficient with all simple weapons. In fact, the Simple Weapon Proficiency feat for both systems calls out Monks as one of the classes that need to take it it.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a great thread, but I think this is the most important post out of it. If doing something is slower/harder than than other actions that yield the same or better benefits, you are essentially telling your players not to do it.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes me think of something George Carlin said.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Quest for Peace (and Fucking Quiet)
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This might be controversial, but I think that the absolute best player type to have at your table is the newbie. New players often have the most creative ideas, because they have no learned habits. They have no preconceptions about what is allowed. They don't have "my old table" rulings to unlearn.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I engoy the finer things in life (unhealthy snacks that are definitely destroying my body).
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What...I haven't posted anything today?
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Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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RITSUKAXAN @ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know... Final Fantasy was named that way because it was supposed to be the very last video game ever released? Just a few months later, a meteor was going to destroy the Earth... but a blonde guy with a bunch of eco-terrorists saved us all subscrive for more game curiosities
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hot take, but if Starfield had been "The Elder Scrolls 6: Tatterdemalion", people would have eaten it up.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a #pokemon thought. One of my UB ideas was an alternate universe equivalent to Mewtwo. I've also thought of making Missingno an Ultra Beast. I used to think Missingno was the fourth legendary bird. What if for my fangame, all the new UBs were alternate universe legendary pokémon?
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miss Piggy absolute icon confirmed.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just like me fr.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drop a THREAT.
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Asian Mom with Sandal Making Funny Face
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the Count that thinks.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A two panel meme. The first panel shows Skeletor, a hooded man with a skull for a face, with his finger raised, hands lifted as though making a statement, with the caption, "Bread is only vegan if you don't think of yeast as alive." In the second panel, he is running away, with the caption "Until we meet again."
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Simons Mith @simons-mith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#GM tip of the day 'Dead' according to a game's hit point rules should not always mean dead. It may mean 'no longer able to adventure', or permanent attribute loss, or whatever evil thing the GM can come up with, and 'dead' is a legit option, but it's kinda lame. Mix things up occasionally. #ttrpg
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I pay full price for a game and it cuts to commercials, I'm choosing violence.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, fuck the collector market...
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fave FF character? Call him a treasure hunter...
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was a whole-ass sequel to ALttP for this that has never been released in any other form. ...and you controlled a player avatar who'd been isekai'd to Hyrule instead of Link.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This site is so cooked. We don't even have our own eeby deeby.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A #pokemon idea popped into my head, and I feel like I have to do it. UB Dolly AKA Eweteight - The Clone Pokémon [Normal/Dragon] or [Normal/Ancient] (I've been playing with the idea of all Ultra Beasts having one type that's outside the normal chart.)
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quotes from my #TTRPG groups; "The children are gone, time to commit war crimes."
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quotes from my #TTRPG groups; "...but that involves figuring out exactly what Loki was–" "An asshole!"
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The horrific realization that there isn't nearly enough dim sum in my life... I don't even own a steamer. T_T
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I generally think of myself as not particularly good at video games, but then I remember some absurd things I've done. Like completing Shadow of the Colossus without any of the optional upgrades, because I simply didn't know they were a thing. Or doing my blind playthrough of DS3 as Deprived.
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Say what you will about AI, I have to give it credit for one of the most Douglas Adams lines I've seen in a long while, "The market buzzed around him, indifferent and bright, and he moved through it with the steady, unhurried stride of a man who knew exactly where he wasn't going."
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GenerationAmiga.com @generationamiga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Sega Dreamcast is far from dead! GTA Vice City, Panzer Dragoon, Nintendo 64 ports, new homebrew and much more. Sega's legendary console keeps getting new games in 2026. The Dreamcast lives on! #Dreamcast #SEGA #RetroGaming
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Who said the Dreamcast was dead? Sega’s final console is having an incredible revival
Sega's Dreamcast is having an extraordinary year. Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City, Panzer Dragoon and a growing selection of Nintendo 64 classics are findin
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The KefkeWren 🐀 @yesthatkefke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate not having the energy to do the thing that would give me energy.
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