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@yeahyourob.bsky.social
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Mostly just gonna lurk tbh

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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay, so if I'm reading this correctly: "I personally wish to send you to the camps" is harassment, but "enjoy the camps; it's your fault if you get sent to them" is a good-faith, low-toxicity exchange of viewpoints in the Marketplace Of Ideas. Great stuff @aaron.bsky.team master of nuance
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm going to count this thread as one of the books I read this year.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It is absolutely fitting that Trump briefly disturbed the excellent energy in NYC to watch the Knicks lose for the first/only time in six weeks, and then retreated to stage a fistfight on his lawn where he's paying the winner in electricity.
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A particularly egregious example of the "Yes, I will perform the promoted behavior" / "No, I am an absolute rube, my pathetic life is just one unforced error after another, I cannot be trusted around microwaves"-style popup from Groupme.
A popup from the Groupme app trying to get me to opt-in to use some dipshit AI summary "feature." There's a fake screenshot of a summary of a chat, which I am not going to transcribe because it's not worth anyone's time. Below that is the ad copy:

"Less scrolling. More signal. Recap finds what matters. Recap helps you stay in the loop without reading everything."

"More signal" go fuck yourself. "It's sooooo hard to read eight whole text messages" go fuck yourself again. And then the options to tap through this popup are "Learn more" (in a large, inviting blue bubble) and below, in a small, shameful lowercase, "i like reading hundreds of messages"

You know what? I DO like reading hundreds of messages. It's called "communicating" and it's one of the great beauties of the human experience that the tech industry is trying to take away from you.
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
IT'S A PICTURE OF A WOMAN IN TEARS BEING DRAGGED INTO AN UNMARKED VEHICLE BY MASKED THUGS HOW IN THE FUCK ARE "ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN" THE PROBLEM HERE
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MAN WITH THICK UPPER MIDWESTERN ACCENT, SPEAKING OVER MEGAPHONE: "ohh nooo, they gave you a truck without four wheel drive?"
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh good, my FOX favorites are all in one place
Screenshot of an ad on the welcome page of the Google play store reading "Your FOX favorites All in one place." The "favorites" in question are Tom Brady, Greg Gutfeld (Gutfield? Not gonna look it up), and some cartoon guy, but not like one of the immediately recognizable cartoon guys like Stewie Griffin or one of the Simpsons. It's just some old-looking cartoon guy with an ascot. He's tenting his fingers in a way that suggests he isn't a great person. In the interest of fairness and transparency I will admit that Erin Andrews was also in this ad graphic but I cropped her out because there's not really anything objectionable about her as far as I know so the joke works better without her.
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"Bongo's Dream House" from the Life in Hell comic by Matt Groening. It is a child's elaborate and deeply impractical idea of a dream home, with fixtures like a robot chef, a moat full of sharks, and a firehouse pole that extends from the rooftop helipad all the way to the ground floor, four stories below.
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 08/05/2025
HAHAHAH IT WORKED!
Google search for "what is ai engorgement"
AI Overview:
In the context of Al, "engorgement" refers to a situation where an Al model becomes overloaded with incorrect or misleading information during its training process, leading to a degradation in its ability to produce accurate or logical outputs. This "overfilling" of the model with misinformation can cause it to generate nonsensical results or exhibit unexpected, bizarre behaviors...
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Long crouton
A bad cell phone picture of a small plate of food from an airport lounge buffet. In the foreground is a crouton that is about 5-6 times as long as a typical crouton.
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm still not sure if the economy was good this year
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/11/2024
(guy who has been acting like a high profile erratic prick on social media for a decade voice): it's crazy that i'm getting blocked before i even posted anything here
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
I know some version of this point has been made a thousand times already, but there's something so abject about an account with "Jesus is king" in their @ saying undocumented migrants are "lucky we're just deporting them"
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
America: Doing Fine!
A handmade sign (black sharpie on white poster board) stapled to a telephone pole in uptown New Orleans that says "MY DAD NEEDS A KIDNEY" with a phone number which has been partially obscured for "don't post random phone numbers on the internet" reasons. For fun bonus dystopia, the kidney sign is directly above a permanent metal sign alerting folks that they're in the Touro Bouligny Security District, which means this area is patrolled 24/7 by retired and off-duty cops who get paid through our tax dollars. There's a phone number you can call "to Report Activity." Not even "suspicious activity." Just "activity."
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Love to refer to the consequences of my own misconduct as "adversity"
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yeahyourob.bsky.social @yeahyourob.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Basic bros in 2003: anything except rap and country Basic bros in 2023: anything that is both rap and country This might be the only thing I ever post
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