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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 2h
A close up of the silly man”s demented and appalling facial hair. It’s a kind of unruly, wispy goatee/grown-out soul patch combo eerily reminiscent of bad 70s porn
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you’re a van driver but also a French child
Photo of a white van with the reg number “MR 10 ANS”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sham-paid Supernova
Liam and Noel Gallagher in Man City shirts
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it turns out Brazil have a player called Gabriel Good Times
Screenshot of a Transfermarkt profile of Brazil & Santos midfielder Gabriel Bontempo
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terry Wogan was very much Irish. The UK gets Claire Grogan
Scottish singer (from Altered Images) and actress (Gregory’s Girl, Red Dwarf) Claire Grogan. Not ‘alf.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I see John Cleese has been tweeting again
Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin pulling a range of unhappy faces
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IT’S GETTING CLOSER
Wearable tech for when you're out walking in your headphones that tells you how loudly you just farted
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Sunderland fan perched on the edge of his seat, naked from the waist down, apparently having a shit.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a Korean guy doing a video guide to the Geordie dialect. He’s saying the phrase “I’m ganna get mortal”, a phrase which signals the user’s intention to get really, really drunk.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuming tbh
A screenshot from Hortle showing some fucking massive trees in the foreground with a little globe thing behind them, saying “Not plant-Globe”.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Irish have little sympathy for the clumsy
An illustration of Irish translation, showing the word “fall”, a cartoon of someone falling, and its translation, the word “tit”.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not a bad view to go with the birthday morning brew tbf
A photo of a view over a bay towards Valentia island, Ireland, from Cahersiveen. Cup of coffee on a table in the foreground
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Life imitating art yet again
The cover of children’s book Cats Ahoy! by Peter Bently and Jim Field
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A little sunshine* *so far
A picture of a smiling Joelinton with the word “HAPPY” in gold.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wait, what?
A Google translate page, showing that “paperclip” in English translates to “trombone” in French
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bluesky doing afterlife status updates
A BlueSky topic listing showing Lindsey Graham with a red label showing “hot”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Helpful stuff
A diagram purporting to show the dimensions of a fan for sale on Amazon, but the height, width and depth measurements are just labelled “height”, “width” and “depth” respectively, with no numbers at all.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So Trump is claiming he got Balogun’s suspension rescinded not because of anything to do with the incident itself, but because the whole system of suspending red-carded players is wrong. Good news Jarell!
15:35 BST
'I asked for a review by Fifa'
USA v Belgium (Tues 01:00 BST)
Donald Trump: "It's one thing to penalise somebody for the game, but how do you penalise them for a game that hasn't been played yet? It's very unfair, you can't do that.
"Yes, I asked for a review by Fifa. I spoke to a man who is highly respected, who's level of respect has gone up tenfold, and he was good before this started but he really pushed it in this country. I'm the one who got them to do it [bring the World Cup to America]. It was not Joe] Biden. I got the Olympics and I got the World Cup. We gave a little piece to Canada, a little piece to Mexico, but I got that myself."
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Patrick Beach looking at the manager like
Rod Stewart looking at you like you’re in trouble
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I miss the days when Danny Murphy and Dan Walker used to work together, purely for this celebrity lookalike
Popular cartoon mouse duo Pinky and the Brain
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Absolutely mad combination of homemade knitwear on James Taylor. What a 1-2 hit that is.
James Taylor wearing two layers of knitwear, a mad jumper (turns out to be a tank top when it’s revealed later) with a vaguely bizarre cardigan over the top. He’s also wearing a shirt and t shirt underneath. Hope he’s warm enough, the mad bastardSame JT in the same get up but he’s standing up, revealing the majesty of his woolen triumph for the envious hordes. (Envious hordes not pictured)
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Any idea what this is about, @dankackroyd.bsky.social
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Three tripes life
An adidas t shirt worn with a bag strap obscuring the S in the word Stripes
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is even more tenuous than usual
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lovely week so far
A weather report with subtitles saying “Look at Thursday. Is it going to be any better? Not really.”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“There you go, way too faaast, Don’t slow down you’re gonna craaash…”
King Prince Charles playing a ukulele, which in fairness is no mean feat given those mad sausage digits he’s working with
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Qatar and Russia was probably easier to ignore and “concentrate on the football” for people minded to do so because it didn’t seem specifically aimed at fans). Also the ticket prices are insane, even compared to the previous World Cup.
A comparison table of World Cup ticket prices between 2022 and 2026, showing category 1 tickets for the opening match rising from $618 to $2735 and the final from $1607 to $6370, with similar increases across the board.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Fictional band Orange Organics (for some reason) from Australian Kids’ TV show Pugwall’s Summer
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
*Mr C from The Shamen voice* These are good
Spring onion flavour Seabrook’s crisps
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I can’t really explain it, and it’s definitely not kind, but Mark Allen from #thesnooker reminds me of a @noscoredraws.com picture
Mark Allen from the snooker
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We’ve had more than one debate over whether it’s even acceptable to give it to a charity shop
R Kelly’s autobiography “Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me”
Yep, “The Diary of Me”. That’s what it’s called. They deliberately called it that.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Red kite in the back garden! I saw the half a pigeon and was blaming the cats until I saw this guy having a feast. The cats are indoors, very much not getting involved.
A red kite stood on top of a deconstructed pigeon carcass in a scruffy garden. There are feathers everywhere.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If it helps I’ve found some pretty strong evidence against this being true:
The word Teamtalk with circles around it and arrows pointing to it
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best you’ve ever had…”
Donald Trump, US President and mad old racist rapist paedophile cunt who is hopefully dying as I type this, talking shit into a microphone on a balcony with his android wife and someone in a bunny costume. Fucking hell.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A headline from a silly magazine that says “I vomited poo!” for some reason
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I didn’t post this when I saw it last night because I’d had a drink and couldn’t be arsed doing the alt text for it but how’s that for timeline synchronicity?
A screenshot from Bluesky: a post from daddy gatorade saying “(Hank hill voice) pussy lips” followed immediately by a KOTH Screens post of Peggy Hill looking a bit saucy on a bed, quoted by Pablo Hidalgo with “(Shoulder checks before saving to photo roll)”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Get. In.
Screenshot showing “You completed 100 jumps! 205 attempts.” That’s fuckin’ right
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Bastard, bastard, bastard game.
Screenshot from mobile game 100 Jumps, showing “Game Over. You survived 89 of 100 jumps”. Not 100. 89. 8shitting9.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Might give these a miss
A packet of vegan Cumberland sausages that have been whoopsed. The reduction label has been placed over part of the word Cumberland, leaving “6 cum style sausages”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just having a browse on Vinted. Not on the lookout for anything in particular but always on the lookout for *checks notes* undertaker merch
Vinted listing for a Co-op Funeral Care branded gym bag. (£5, if you’re interested)
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love this angle of it. I assumed it wasn’t real at first but watched the goal back (again) and Malacia was genuinely there, being a football genius.
Tyrell Malacia standing in the wrong place facing the wrong way while Will Osula prepares to spank the entire concept of football into the top corner of your brain
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
When you see John Cleese’s tweets
The other four members of Monty Python’s Flying Circus pulling unhappy faces
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f... Huh…
"My ridiculous prosecution must be seen within the wider, west-wide surge of an insidious new form of fascism," he wrote on X, highlighting what he claimed was the appointment of "neo-fascists" to top posts in the centre-right Greek government.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Here’s Malcolm and Geoff
Two cats, Malcolm and Geoffrey, just chilling
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”
A picture of Nonce Andrew with the headline “Andrew’s angry 11-word outburst during arrest revealed”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Who called it a waxing technician and not a
Fanny Smith, Swiss skier
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red A penguin can’t fly £80 Valentine’s Day set menu?
Steven Toast saying “You can fuck that sky high”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nearly Valentine’s Day, time to revisit this frankly astonishing bit of work that someone at Asda thought was a good idea
A terrible Valentine’s card depicting a man in boxing gloves and shorts and the breathtakingly ill-advised and tragically unpunctuated words: “Girlfriend I’m totally punching”
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Wait, this is what he reached for, out of nowhere, as an example of “she’s definitely old enough…”? Yikes I can see why he hoped people would make the connection of “oh yeah, I think she’s hot now so…” but she’s a CHILD in this film. She looks and behaves like (and more importantly is) A CHILD.
Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansen in Ghost World.
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My wife baked bread and made home-made butter today. She sent me this picture and described the butter as looking “a bit vulvary”
A ball of homemade butter that looks a bit, well, like a vulva
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