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@yatagarasu.bsky.social
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 3h
the bing wallpaper today looks like salmon fillets
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 13h
let me google that for you jokes don't even work anymore due to ai slop
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remember when talk like a pirate day was the fad
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that ducktales clip of scrooge diving into a vault of gold coins but it's zuckerberg diving into PII
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bimbofication, as a means to remove unwanted thought, is just a modern reinterpretation of buddhist meditation. in this essay i will
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
accent toilet lit with gamer rgbs
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
learning things today
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
important image
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
saying "hey guys/gals" in such an incredibly stilted way that it comes out sounding more like "hey gyarus"
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
IT'S THE 21st OF SEPTEMBER. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
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SCARY millie pratt 💿 @hunterprattttt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lets hit over 9000 subscribers for goku
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nobody has actually said tuberculussy yet
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hasan is like league of legends in that people pretend not to know much about them, but if they happen to come up in conversation it turns out they are frequent enjoyers who follow all the lore
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🔥✍️🐦‍⬛ @rookscript.reductive.group · 11/09/2026
ㅤ
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Ryan @kuvosa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
still thinking about Hellshake Yano
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
spiders gotta learn to stop holing up in the bathtub before I need to take a shower
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fucked up in the crib drinking charliquerque
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bing wallpaper
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 05/09/2026
i just don't see how this helping to figure out my dialect
If you would refer to a man's genitalia, perhaps for being incredibly large, what word would you use to describe it?

- penis
- cock
- dick
- dingaling
- 12 inch monster cock
- lightning bug
- I have no word for this critter
- other
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
thriller where a whistleblower is trying to evade security agents but their hiding spot gets blown cause an amber alert goes off
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had a dream that I bought arepas. but I woke up before I could eat them :(
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 27/08/2026
that's crazy
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
somebody on discord noticed they suddenly had an IMDB account made for them, using their *real name* turns out a few weeks ago they automatically forced IMDB account creation on people using their Amazon credentials I checked and this also happened to me a few weeks ago without me noticing, christ
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bumping this skeet every time i find something cool only to discover it was vibe coded
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've started using RSS feeds again. Come to think of it the only reason I stopped was because Firefox killed native integration with the browser. Trying out Sage-like since it seems to have minimal lock-in behavior and just marks a special Bookmarks folder for your feeds, anybody else have reccs?
addons.mozilla.org
RSS Sage-Like – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download RSS Sage-Like for Firefox. A fast and lightweight sidebar-based feed reader. Supports Atom, RSS, JSON, and RDF feeds with customizable UI and seamless integration with your browser’s bookmark...
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it finally happened
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
can you see the vision
left: gritty, the philadelphia flyers mascot. orange.right: chinese lion dance mask and costumes. also orange.
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bumping this skeet every time i find something cool only to discover it was vibe coded
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sattou but for electronics
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1564 Studio @1564studio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm trembling while writing this: Kamaitachi no yoru—not the PC remake, not the iOS port, but the actual original SFC version—has been translated at last by ButThouMust, who graciously brought us an English patch for Otogirisou in the past. This is HISTORICAL.
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my steak too buttery my lobster too juicy my ass too fat
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the kosher shabbat vibrator
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i should start doing the thing where i screw off to the library on weekends to get work done on hobby coding projects instead of getting distracted at home
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
slutty us holiday copypasta but for the peach garden oath
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
linkedin posting but it's for class changes at the adventurers' guild
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've broken like 3 separate dishes this month and I can't help but feel like it's an ill omen for something
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the big bill hell's fuck you baltimore commercial works just as well, if not better, if it were selling dildos instead of cars
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
cool picture on wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inversi...
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
climatecoloredgoggles.com
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
low-key judging everybody who posts youtube/insta links with the tracking identifier still attached
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
new frontiers in cuisine and gaming await
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
im not signed into youtube and have watch history disabled, and the related videos list has gotten absolutely deranged recently
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
astolfo unidos
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
did anybody ever figure out what was the deal with that phantom shitter who had the wack ass covid wastewater signature
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八咫烏 @yatagarasu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
found some cursed shit while window shopping on zillow
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