𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/04/2026Iran Conflict feed — filters posts from news accounts using three layers: conflict-specific single words that always match, two-word phrases that always match, and broader terms that only match when a conflict-specific anchor word is also present — cutting false positives from unrelated news. 231
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 28/03/2026💀 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your fucker creed if you like), and earn the 💀 (fucker) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind. 0102
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 28/03/2026🧻 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your 'best' shitpost effort if you like), and earn the 🧻 (shitposter) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind. 061
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/02/2026LabelRequest for @yardcrow.com 'your message' If you'd like to request a label added or removed, there are many ways you can do that. This is the simplest for me to respond quickly! This will pop directly in to the administrative system for the labeler where I can efficiently review your request. 080
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/02/2026What the feed is this? Flag Bearers is a chronological feed of the posts of everyone who bears the tiny support flag (🏴☠️) granted to people who have liked the @yardcrow.com labeler. It's a diverse group of nice people who took the time to do something nice. 072
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/02/2026What the feed is this? Legends Feed. No frills. A simple chronological feed of the folks who have been awarded the Legend label. 121
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 05/02/2026What the feed is this? Creatives Gallery- This is made up of top level posts (not quoteposts or replies) with images (must have AltText), or video by folks who have received one or more of the various 'creative' labels. 021
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 03/02/2026Thank you for supporting cookie-worthy programming on this station! 050
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026You like AltText! I like AltText! We all like (this post) for the 👁️🗨️ (AltText User) label! This will be checked hourly, so watch for it. 😉 Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. 0662
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026If you click the heart on the @yardcrow.com profile page to 'like' the labeler (not this post, a heart on the profile page) you will receive the yardcrow roger flag-- label: 🏴☠️ description: This account likes the Yarrr-dcrow labeler. You can abandon this boon by unliking it. 091
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026For important posts regarding label administration, please visit the Yardcrow Wiki! - Self Service options (when available) - How to use Yardcrow - Stuff I think of later that I want to put there! 070
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026In the interest of promoting global calm, like this post to be awarded the 🕊️ (Calm) label. This will be checked hourly, so remain calm. Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. I'll know you really still like being calm, don't worry. 0221
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 2 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 31/01/2026@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 31/01/2026@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 020
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/03/2025Reminder that I’m mid move right now. Sorry for the wait if you’ve requested labels. 1110
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 21/02/2025Dear Diary, 811. Is that the whole sum and measure of a labeler. 1000 likes, it seemed so innocent a dream. So simple, and just a matter of days or weeks. I was a fool. A fool with a dream to good-naturedly label shitposters and fuckers. Is that so wrong? Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC 2211
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 15/01/2025Dear Diary, The account likes are still in the 730’s. It’s been weeks. It feels we shall never see 1000 account likes to unlock the fucker and shitposter labels. I fear I shall fail in this and have to retire to distant lands with my head held low in shame. Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC 2548
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 16/12/2024I've been thinking of discontinuing the euro-zodiac labels, actually. No decision yet. 151
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 03/12/2024Ok, I think the label requests are caught up, with exception of request for fucker or shitposter, which will be released for use when the account hits 1000 likes. 0111
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/12/2024Hi Everybody. At my computer, but also very tired. I promise to catch up a bit on labels tomorrow, and gentle reminder that the system is such that it's much easier if you tag me at @patri.xyz for labels, but no need to re-tag, I will catch these up. 2151
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 24/11/2024Thank you to 610 people who have liked the @yardcrow.com account. Likes don't matter, except they make me feel a little appreciated, and show that more people are learning of yardcrow positivity labels. Also, I kinda locked myself into not unlocking a few labels until I reach 1000. Help a guy out? 86725
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 05/11/2024thanks to everyone who participated in the halloween labels! I'm not automatically removing them, but also not adding them anymore (until next year maybe?) please let me know if you want them removed. it's NO problem, and will not hurt my feelings. 281
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 27/10/2024With the understanding that a @yardcrow.com cookie does not always hit the spot, you may now award your friends a tomato or mushroom. But only 1 of the 3! I don't know why. I just make the rules. 093
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard Crowrar 🍌 @rardk64.com · 26/10/2024Reminder: you should go to @pronouns.adorable.mom and @yardcrow.com and at least click subscribe (it's a labeler not a $ subscription lol) and that shows you labels on people's accounts if they have them set Definitely set your own if you want too! 1159
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 05/10/2024New @yardcrow.com label drop. Available by request. 🤫🙉 NO No Advice Zone. This account does not want unrequested solutions in replies. 1145
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 02/10/2024Four new Halloween @yardcrow.com labels available, for a limited time. One per account. By request or recommendation. 🕸️🧛 Order of the Vampire, 🕸️🧙♀️ Order of the Witch, 🕸️🧟♂️ Order of the Zombie, and 🕸️🐺 Order of the Wolf. 31289
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 29/09/2024Welcome to the labelerhood, @nfl.sickos.club! Visit them to get your NFL team label! 153
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 22/09/2024Some confusion to clear. I don't get notification when you subscribe to labeler, and process is not automatic. If you've subscribed and are waiting for label, apologies. You'll need to request labels, be recommended, or interact with me (@patri.xyz). It's not the typical labeler process now, I know. 3171
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 18/09/2024I’m out of town this week, and the mobile labeler experience is sort of crap, so I appreciate your patience with label requests. 030
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 13/09/2024@alf.schlongalaxy.space is the first recipient of the @yardcrow.com 😈🏅 Hellthread Veteran label. 1103
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 12/09/2024If you're looking for a dedicated horoscope labeler, there's another option! bsky.app/profile/zodi...bsky.app 022
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 15/08/2024The 'appeal' function doesn't do a great job of notifying me, so please do reach out via chat or @ if you've asked for a label to be removed and I haven't reached it within a reasonable period (few days, tops). Again, no explanation needed. If we're mutuals, I might ask, maybe. 341
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/08/2024Just a friendly neighborly shout-out to @pronouns.adorable.mom for providing a lovely self-service label experience, which I am jealous of, and will probably ask how to replicate (not for pronouns though! get those there) 03912
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 04/08/2024Let's put a number to the often requested unlocking of 'shitposter' and 'fucker' labels. I'll allow people to request these when the service reaches 1000 likes. That should be enough that most people will understand they're not derogatory in nature. 1285
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 04/08/2024The most efficient way to recommend someone for a @yardcrow.com label is (after you subscribe) to 'report' someone, check 'yardcrow' as the service, select 'other', and then write in the label you'd like them to get. Obvs this is to report OTHERS. Msging and tags of Yardcrow or me do work also. 0106
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 01/08/2024I've mentioned before that I'm happy to provide a @yardcrow.com AWAY label if you're going away for a bit. In the same vein, if you're going to de-activate your account temporarily and would like me to post something on @previously.blue, that's available. Your call if that's desired and useful. 3145
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 31/07/2024I’m glad people are still generally liking @yardcrow.com labels. Still not automated. Please help it grow by nominating accounts. In particular, nominating people for labels you already have is very well considered. Especially kindhearted. I don’t typically let strangers ask directly for that one. 0106
Reposted by 𓄿 The Yard CrowPat-HEX-myth @patri.xyz · 31/07/2024Have added a new @yardcrow.com label. "📋 Jobs?" "Account owner is seeking work or commissions. Inquiries welcome." This is available upon personal request. (I'd consider recommendations if the person has already identified it in their bio, but envisioned as something people ask for themselves) 187
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 28/07/2024My condolences to the friends and family of @mrwaltershapiro.bsky.social and @stephenstreat.bsky.social. 030
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 17/07/2024Hi @theythem.press, you've been recommended for the Eldritch label. Is that something you'd like to have? This is a label account that only applies complimentary labels, and eldritch is one I like to check with recipients on first. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 13/07/2024I’m on vacation this week. I see your label requests, and appreciate them. I’m fulfilling a few, but won’t be caught up until next week. Thanks for your understanding. 060
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/07/2024You'll probably notice a slower pace in responding to label requests. For requests for people that I don't know personally, there will be extra review time. It's a good and necessary thing. Please don't spam requests. Spam will not speed up label applications. 081
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 27/06/2024Releasing an abbreviated set of RP Character class labels. Expecting that this might be something that is expanded on at a later date. 🎲🏹Fighter 🎲🪄Magic-User 🎲🗝️Rogue 🎲🛡️Cleric 🎲🍃Druid 1185