𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 20/05/2026all set! and thank you for using the labelrequest script! I tested, but it's great to see it work for real 110
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/04/2026Iran Conflict feed — filters posts from news accounts using three layers: conflict-specific single words that always match, two-word phrases that always match, and broader terms that only match when a conflict-specific anchor word is also present — cutting false positives from unrelated news. 231
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 28/03/2026💀 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your fucker creed if you like), and earn the 💀 (fucker) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind. 0102
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 28/03/2026🧻 Alert! It's finally time. Quotepost this with 'accepted' (along with your 'best' shitpost effort if you like), and earn the 🧻 (shitposter) label. It's automatic, so come back and remove the quotepost if you change your mind. 061
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/02/2026LabelRequest for @yardcrow.com 'your message' If you'd like to request a label added or removed, there are many ways you can do that. This is the simplest for me to respond quickly! This will pop directly in to the administrative system for the labeler where I can efficiently review your request. 080
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/02/2026What the feed is this? Flag Bearers is a chronological feed of the posts of everyone who bears the tiny support flag (🏴☠️) granted to people who have liked the @yardcrow.com labeler. It's a diverse group of nice people who took the time to do something nice. 072
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/02/2026What the feed is this? Legends Feed. No frills. A simple chronological feed of the folks who have been awarded the Legend label. 121
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 05/02/2026I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests. Sorry, zodiac signs are discontinued. 210
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 05/02/2026I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests. Sorry, zodiac signs are discontinued. 100
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 05/02/2026I'm so sorry, I never saw this request, would you still like it? In the early days I forgot to tell people to tag @patri.xyz my main account with requests 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 05/02/2026What the feed is this? Creatives Gallery- This is made up of top level posts (not quoteposts or replies) with images (must have AltText), or video by folks who have received one or more of the various 'creative' labels. 021
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 03/02/2026Thank you for supporting cookie-worthy programming on this station! 050
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026I'm sorry friend. zodiac labels have been discontinued. I could consider an Order of the Monkey, possibly, though probably not tonight. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026You like AltText! I like AltText! We all like (this post) for the 👁️🗨️ (AltText User) label! This will be checked hourly, so watch for it. 😉 Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. 0662
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026If you click the heart on the @yardcrow.com profile page to 'like' the labeler (not this post, a heart on the profile page) you will receive the yardcrow roger flag-- label: 🏴☠️ description: This account likes the Yarrr-dcrow labeler. You can abandon this boon by unliking it. 091
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026For important posts regarding label administration, please visit the Yardcrow Wiki! - Self Service options (when available) - How to use Yardcrow - Stuff I think of later that I want to put there! 070
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 02/02/2026In the interest of promoting global calm, like this post to be awarded the 🕊️ (Calm) label. This will be checked hourly, so remain calm. Be sure to subscribe so you can see it too. You can remove the label by removing the like. I'll know you really still like being calm, don't worry. 0221
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 2 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 01/02/2026@patri.xyz Your Legend Nominations have been accepted! 4 accounts labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 31/01/2026@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 31/01/2026@patri.xyz Your UglyDogs Nominations nominations have been accepted! 1 account labeled. You can remove them from your list now if you'd like. 020
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 17/01/2026there are ways to scale, but I've decided it takes away any novelty. An automated compliment is not worth very much. Thanks for thinking of me, though. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 10/11/2025This is such a weirdly ungainly system, but the rules, such as I've made them is that OOC is one of the more finicky labels to get. We've interacted a little bit, and I'm not saying no. Just not yet. 100
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 20/10/2025yes, writing to @patri.xyz is really more efficient :) thanks though 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 19/10/2025I appreciate your concern. I’ve only once, purely accidentally ‘moderated’ via a label, corrected within 2 hours. It affected 3 people whom I directly apologized to. Thanks for trying it out anyway! 160
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 11/10/2025So, I'm not mid-move anymore. I'm still really unmotivated generally. I'm trying, though. Some labels are higher priority than others. My best advice is still to talk to me @patri.xyz, tell me what you're looking for, and I can explain if it's available. DM's are not ideal, but technically available 060
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 08/03/2025Reminder that I’m mid move right now. Sorry for the wait if you’ve requested labels. 1110
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 21/02/2025Dear Diary, 811. Is that the whole sum and measure of a labeler. 1000 likes, it seemed so innocent a dream. So simple, and just a matter of days or weeks. I was a fool. A fool with a dream to good-naturedly label shitposters and fuckers. Is that so wrong? Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC 2211
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 22/01/2025If you want the labels to be self-applied, there are examples of setup in github so that liking a post applies the label. I haven’t setup that way. My process is all manual. I apply each label. Depending on scale, that might not fit. 020
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 15/01/2025Dear Diary, The account likes are still in the 730’s. It’s been weeks. It feels we shall never see 1000 account likes to unlock the fucker and shitposter labels. I fear I shall fail in this and have to retire to distant lands with my head held low in shame. Col. Bufus Yard Crow Commander, OoC 2548
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 03/01/2025If you tag my main account @patri.xyz, I will usually see it faster. 100
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 16/12/2024I've been thinking of discontinuing the euro-zodiac labels, actually. No decision yet. 151
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 16/12/2024unfortunately, and i could have put this out front, ORder of the Crow is specifically reserved for folks helping out with the labeler, or too close of a friend to deny, alternatively. I hope you'll still use the labeler, though. 010
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 16/12/2024yes, sorta. this isn't really my primary account, that would be @patri.xyz, but now I've seen it! 100
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/12/2024just going to @ myself @patri.xyz to put this where I can report it and fit it into the labeler :) no action required 210
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/12/2024just going to @ myself @patri.xyz to put this where I can report it and fit it into the labeler :) no action required 000
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/12/2024it is! please feel free to ask. Some are sort of reviewed, but most are simply by request or recommendation. @ in me at @patri.xyz is usually faster, but I do check this account semi-regularly. (you can also use REPORT to recommend others, though not yourself) 020
𓄿 The Yard Crow @yardcrow.com · 06/12/2024just going to @ myself @patri.xyz to put this where I can report it and fit it into the labeler :) no action required 000