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Yakhunt

@yakhunt.net
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Everything is shit, except my cat and my Rickenbacker

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 22h
Thank fuck they're going to remove inheritance tax and take vat off public schools again, and all by simply killing the poor.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
Could take a while
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
Fancy snorkeling mask, is it?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
The roof of Celia's cottage is on fire hopefully
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
Fishy Fingers
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
They've got one of these in the pub now, £2 for 30 minutes charge, young lad wanted to charge his phone but couldn't, because he paid for everything using his phone, which had no charge. Splendid
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
Like Saab's last concept car but with angles
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/10/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 05/10/2026
Exhibit A
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 05/10/2026
Decided to quit booze for the rest of October, it's going really well ...
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 05/10/2026
East Street, off Fisherton Rd up by the train station, 6 of us in my Nan's 2up 2down, until the council finally housed us in a brand new flat ... IN THE FRIARY!
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Bluesky AF
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Few lads in a couple of vans robbing petrol and you're taking your jets and running away? Warrior class, my arse
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Alex just threatened NotBob
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Wankers are upsetting my cat flying over our house.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Off to Iran to win biggly again, are ya, lads?
Another one of Pete Hegseth's testosterone warrior jet planes heads off looking for hot Arab cock action
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Nothing fancy, Withings watch, bought it with the BUPA payout after my lung went shit first time, monitors SpO2 level and that, without looking like some Tech Bro fucking wanker
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Alright, la?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Isn't it just?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Innit?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 04/10/2026
Small talk with drunks at a wedding reception, or enjoying the late summer sunshine with NotBob and a cold beer at home? No contest
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Sausage, mash and onion gravy for tea, because fuck the weather, it's autumn.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Here, @andraswf.bsky.social, American recipe, it's got Paprika in it, so that makes it genuine Hungarian, right?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Dyslexics Marital Aids? @blumphy.bsky.social
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
We rent so it'll be a 600mm freestander, probably go Stoves or AEG
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Dull by comparison, but a splendid ale all the same
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
"Cool 'fro, bro"
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
Hang on ... @blumphy.bsky.social
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
Joseph Merrick's been fucking horses again then?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
Shit meme, great album though
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
You're still furious they put Bitrex in this, aren't you?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
It's no GT5 Turbo
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
You'll need a capo and guitar with a 24 fret neck. Oh, you don't have one? Loser
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 02/10/2026
Bigger turbo and a stage 3+ remap, I wouldn't know anything about such magic, Sir
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 30/09/2026
Fuck is this on my arm? Probably cancer.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Blue Lights, did anyone else notice the dialogue. "Annie are you OK? "I'm OK, yeah I'm OK"
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
Yes please
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
We know a song about that, don't we children?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
I give you NotBob
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 28/09/2026
Standard pint in a rapidly cooling UK
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Not sure beef in the slow cooked stew is tender enough yet, lads
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Is it, bombing brown people for oil?
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
Same earlier, avec beans
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 27/09/2026
St George slayed a dragon, this fascist fuck ate one whole
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
Anton Du Beke "Marvellous dancing, but now it's time to make this all about ME!" #scd
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 26/09/2026
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