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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me: "Puppy, it is too hot for you up there. Jump down into the shade with me." Dog: [cheerful defiance] [heavy panting]
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interviewer: "Christa Pike's attourneys are now in discussions with the State about how things should progress." Christa Pike's attourneys and the State:
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Ah, look out, all the lurking cryptids) (Ah, look out, all the lurking cryptids) Regional cryptid Bipedal tracks fill with plaster as fans take a mould Footprints then sold
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This comic really helped me, it's called Mr. Gotcha
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo, while we're all mad about being involuntary volunteers for megacorps, I also learnt today that Duolinguo uses users as an unpaid translation service for its real clients. Special thanks to @jennymckinnon.bsky.social and @fishyash.bsky.social for the heads up. slate.com/technology/2...
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Katherine Gallagher finally discovers the potato peeler, 79 years behind everybody else.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you follow East Coast Notes?
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Got this alert as I turned into the supermarket snack aisle.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Are you wearing the..." "The mummified baby? Yeah, I am."
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah the slightly bigger one is the mum. The dark tabby is a kitten from litter #1. We trapped and rehomed litter #2 but by the time we caught the mother she was pregnant with litter #3. Sometimes the kittens all line up like a backup chorus. Here they are hoping the dog will let them pounce on her.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ah yes, behold the one (1) feral cat we rescued.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
duh he kinda famously wore a ring
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Puppy needs a winter coat
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My attraction to men is literally limited to just one movie still of Tom Hiddleston looking emo.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sir Ian McKellen wasn't paying attention.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hotdogs? Yeah, right! I recognise a statistical outlier when I see one, GEORG.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hmm this is not ideal
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you are having a bad day, please look at this fugly feral cat we trapped last year and know that she has two entire families invested in her well-being now.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Good news guys, sounds like it didn't sink after all and everyone was fine. Haven't watched the video yet, but am looking forward to finding out how they orchestrated the iceberg hoax.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One of the men being crucified beside Jesus said, “If you are the Christ, save yourself and us.” But the other man said to Jesus, “Lord, remember me when you come into your holy nation.” Jesus said to him, “Both of you are going to Hell. I am tough on crime.”
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
King, you have never had fudge until you have had the proper grainy type. Here's the recipe my entire country uses. Easy as. Just stir it on the heat until a single drop of it dripped into a glass of water forms into a hard ball. (If you don't cook it long enough you get fudge sauce for ice cream).
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me (41): I'll just pop my shoes on and then head out for a bit to get some stuff from my ex's. Stepson (13): Do you want to borrow my shoes? Boyfriend (40): She has her own sh- Me: Heck YES I wanna borrow your shoes! [pulling into ex's driveway with eye-wateringly gold sneakers] t h r i v i n g
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image:
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nero fiddles while Rome burns.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Politicians should not be allowed private health insurance when in office. They should have to be on the public system. #NZPol #Healthcare
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
f i n s h
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My 14 year old dog is going blind and doesn't like to be apart from me, but it looks like the baby sling is going to work very well when I need my hands free.
A smiling woman carrying a one-eyed Papillon spaniel in a stretchy baby sling across her chest. The Papillon is looking ahead and has her mouth open slightly in a small, cheerful pant. Her ears are up and her expression is alert.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
NZ has some candy traditionally called "Eskimo lollies" which are shaped like little blokes in parkas. They get cut up and mixed with crushed bikkies to make a slice called "lolly cake". As "Eskimo" is no longer appropriate, confectioners have changed the name to "Emo lollies". These cut themselves.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Relatable content
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It very notoriously does not.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
LOL okay, Mr. Gotcha
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When a pig enters a palace, the pig does not become a king. The palace becomes a sty.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
No. More people should be like Beauregard.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Make it clear to him that the Male Loneliness Epidemic is just women saying "No deal" to this and dating each other instead.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Okinawan blueberry hermit crab looks like it just told Bruce Willis that it sees dead people.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We captured two feral kittens three weeks ago but did not manage to trap their mother until this afternoon. We were concerned that once reunited they would recommence nursing and revert from their weaning. Our fears were unfounded.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I just found this in my folder from the week of December 19. Of course, the files weren't all released on the 19th. A million more were found just last week.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Venezuelan oil is notoriously low quality.
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Start your New Year off: ❌ Good, to begin on a strong note ❌ Bad, so it's all up from there ✅ Tacky and gay, can't stop won't stop
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Xzigalia @xzigalia.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas from the most unhinged wreath anybody has ever beheld.
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