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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14/09/2026

♟️ You can now play chess against the fruitfly brain Google has mapped 😂 flychess-hq.vercel.app

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/09/2026

LinkedIn recruiter scams are flooding my inbox 🙄 Scammer: are you interested in this job? Me: sure, could you send me an email from a company address to verify this is real? Scammer: *blocked* Every single fucking time...

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 26/08/2026

8pm: "can't wait for bedtime" 11pm: "i wonder if i could roll my own linux distro, let's see..." every time 🙄

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/08/2026

Thinking about building an open source DIY alternative to Yubikey 🤔

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 12/08/2026

Ryanair is doing Ryanair things again 🙄

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

Me: *watching a 20min video* My Surface Pro: Ok who wants to fry some eggs on my chassis? @microsoft.com this is not exactly peak engineering for a supposedly premium product. I can hear the battery screaming in agony while it's getting boiled alive...

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

just learned about the new tariffs @ec.europa.eu is imposing on orders from China. dickhead anti-consumer move, why are we taking a page out of the orange turd's book? 🤢

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Batty o_O @shadowbat.net · 31/05/2026

In a world of assholes, be a baby pig

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Terry Godier @terrygodier.com · 05/05/2026

📢 New Essay: The Boring Internet The internet you grew up on isn’t dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. www.terrygodier.com/the-borin…

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The Boring Internet

The internet you grew up on isn't dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. A visual essay about what actually persists.

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21/04/2026

Hillbilly RAM is here! We need more neighbourhood fabs 😂

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/04/2026

@proton.me wtf is this? i thought you'd be better than that

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 08/03/2026

Inside you, there are two frogs 🐸

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 07/03/2026

thinking about moving all my webapps from @cloudflare.social to @bunny.net to de-Americanise my tech-stack, does anyone have any experience with that?

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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/03/2026

TIL agent-generated code contributions are called “vommits”

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 04/03/2026

"Babe wake up, they've announced Windows 12! Time to learn the three terminal commands one would need to use Linux"

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 20/02/2026

800MHz+ when cooled with dry ice, LFG 🤟

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 18/02/2026

I'm learning stuff I never thought I'd have to touch - did you ever have to manually traverse CBOR data, or write a RLP-decoder from scratch? 🙃

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/02/2026

Found some time to work on colibri.diy again. Have been debugging an issue for a day with modern phones having trouble to connect via BLE.

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🤖ScottsRobots🤖 @scottsrobots.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Can we start a society like the Amish, but instead of 19th century rural living, we live in the 1990's with video rental stores, pay phones, and dial-up internet?

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 27/01/2026

this is like Trump giving out awards for human decency 🧐

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14/01/2026

The universe must be broken or something - my rent went *down* by 5%, that's a first 😳

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/01/2026

Jailbreaking your PS4 can be done with a €5 bluray disc from Aliexpress ❤️

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 01/01/2026

i love me a good leak on new year's day

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 14/12/2025

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rise-o...

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 04/12/2025

i'm in this picture and i don't like it 🙃

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 30/11/2025

I was raised on these streets

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 22/11/2025

"In a world of total surveillance, the only true freedom lies in not being seen"

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 20/11/2025

like putting 💄 on a 🐖

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 07/11/2025

Beautiful 😍 Makes you wonder what else those little ESP32 chips are capable of!

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/11/2025

how many iterations does it take before the malware stops working altogether? 😅

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 30/10/2025

the madness is ending, your texts will remain e2e-encrypted 🖖

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 28/10/2025

My Batocera Lightgun setup is coming together nicely, just finished the arcade version of House of the Dead using Wii Zappers 🧟‍♀️🔫

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

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