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Colonel Panic 💾

@xtools.at
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Web/App/Hardware Developer from 🇦🇹 Creator of things no one asked for. ❤️ Decentralised systems and the Fediverse

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/09/2026
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Screenshot of a Terminator movie with a guy shooting at a killer robot
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/07/2026
@goat.navy is up to something 🤔😄
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 07/04/2026
shockingly accurate
meme, 3 panels. 1: how americans think the world sees them - avengers. 2: how the world actually sees them: the imperium. 3: how they actually are - spaceballs
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 04/04/2026
Wait, what??
a storefront with a neonsign saying "grapedistrict". the G is not illuminated
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 29/03/2026
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 08/03/2026
Inside you, there are two frogs 🐸
"inside you there are two frogs" - showing a frog with a knife, being held back by another
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/03/2026
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/01/2026
screenshot of a post: she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try, but also you just knew there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 28/12/2025
Flexing my wealth 🫰
Billionaires in 2025 be like: hand holding RAM sticks
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 18/12/2025
It's got steam!
idiocracy electrolytes meme, but using steam box instead
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 30/11/2025
I was raised on these streets
Road Rash
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 05/10/2025
i'm following this reading order btw
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/09/2025
Today I've created 256gb-, 128gb- and 64gb versions of my curated 1tb Batocera retro gaming drive 🕹️ Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️ Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃 #batocera #retrogaming
oprah meme - everyone gets a retro gaming drive
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 10/09/2025
did they sue someone again and win?
oracle org chart meme, showing a few engineers but a ton of lawyers
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/07/2025
The new season of South Park doesn't disappoint 😁
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 27/04/2025
meme "Priest tempted by girl", girl: the new Motorola Razr, priest: Me wanting to buy a pixel 9a for the camera and 7 years of updates, grapheneos, etc.
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/04/2025
hasa diga eebowai
Dublin theatre with "book of mormon" ads
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/03/2025
New captcha for makers dropped 😂
Google captcha: select all SoCs which can boot mainline Linux
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 22/02/2025
Ok I've locked down the structure and the content for the webapp, now I "only" need to fill 12 pages with content. Let's tackle them one by one, ADHD won't stop me this time 😄 #buildinpublic #foss #arduino
Me working on a project website and content for 2+ weeks already, instead of writing firmware - this fine! (meme)
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/02/2025
If Trump would run the IT world instead of the USA:
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 03/02/2025
Any of these low-cost development boards can be turned into a fully functional #crypto hardware wallet with colibri.diy ❤️ #arduino #esp32 #buildinpublic
assortment of various ESP32 development boards
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 27/01/2025
this meme has potential 😂 #buildinpublic
Energetic Elon Musk and Serious Barron Trump meme: me writing a roadmap and todos vs me implementing everything
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/01/2025
Just released v0.0.3 of colibri.diy 🙌 New features include Ethereum transaction signing and basic Bitcoin support 🚀 Now working on a companion webapp, and the first 3rd-party wallet integration 👀 #arduino #esp32 #buildinpublic
jurassic park meme - this guy released version 0.0.3 of colibri.diy - see nobody cares
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 29/12/2024
Just my kind of art 😂 #starwars
oil painting of darth vader holding a pint
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21/12/2024
say what you want about AI but sometimes it just delivers 😂
i've asked Grok for ten reasons why elon can suck my arsehole, and it actually replied
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21/12/2024
colibri.diy 🫶
three dragons meme: left: seedsigner $50, middle: jade $80, right: colibri.diy $4
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 17/12/2024
Ok, who here would like to build their own hardware wallet for $5 in parts? 😏 #crypto #ethereum #arduino
iron man meme - "he built a hardware wallet in a cave - with scraps!"
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 16/12/2024
Finally pushed some code 🚀 Find the public preview on colibri.diy, leave a 🌟 if you like the project 💪 #buildinpublic #crypto #esp32 #arduino
$4 DIY crypto hardware wallet - colibri.diy
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 09/12/2024
here's some XLM "alpha" from my DMs 😂
delusional rambling
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 03/12/2024
agreed ❤️ #maker #buildinpublic
everything you create matters
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 22/11/2024
person holding the tip of a soldering iron
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 22/11/2024
More new toys just arrived 😍 #arduino #esp32 #maker
left: ESP32 S3 (one with camera);  right: ESP32 C3;  bottom: ESP32 C6 😍
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21/11/2024
Just discussing to fork #ENS for the Beam blockchain at work, and someone suggested to call it BeaNS 😂
A logo depicting a bowl of beans
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 19/11/2024
Did you know that you can store more than 20 encrypted seed phrases on this little bad boy? 👀 Oh and it can also sign your #crypto transactions 🚀 🌐 colibri.diy #arduino #esp32 #foss #ethereum #bitcoin
esp32 c3 supermini - arduino ide compatible hardware development board for makers
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 19/11/2024
Thinking with portals #portal #aperture
Portal variant of the disloyal boyfriend meme, where he actually looks at his girlfriend
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 18/11/2024
Mortal Wombat
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/11/2024
New #ESP32 boards arrived, the collection is growing 😎 Getting ready to port my project to a wider range of hardware 💪 #arduino #maker
collection of ESP32 development boards
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 12/11/2024
you know you're a gamer if this is your first association 😂
can of "finnish ham", post saying "read in mortal kombat voice"
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/11/2024
I've had the honors to meet this guy
delusional ramblings
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 09/11/2024
haha i didn't mean you in particular, more people like this guy in my DMs
delirious ramblings
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 08/11/2024
If you think about it, it's not entirely implausible 🤔
picture of a circuit/pcb, and medieval protection spells. text: "boy i love teapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding"
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 08/11/2024
Everytime i start #Docker
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/11/2024
The feeling when your makeshift #Arduino library finally compiles
"feels good" meme of guy shaving
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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 03/11/2024
Cheapest DIY Fireproof Keystore ❤️ €1.20 in parts per 12-word mnemonic, plus €20 for a simple engraving pen 💪 Review and more info: jlopp.github.io/metal-bitcoi...
Assembled and disassembled "Safu Ninja" keystores
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