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Colonel Panic 💾

@xtools.at

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Web/App/Hardware Developer from 🇦🇹 Creator of things no one asked for. ❤️ Decentralised systems and the Fediverse

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14h

hört sich interessant an 👀

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21h

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 27/09/2026

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Always Has Been Among Us Meme

ALT: Always Has Been Among Us Meme

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 20/09/2026

i use syncthing to backup my android phone to two computers whenever they're connected to the same wifi, that's enough redundancy for me 🙂

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 18/09/2026

hunter2

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 17/09/2026

Just impulse-bought one of these bad boys 🤘

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M-VAVE FM-1 review: low-budget pocket FM Synthesizer with iconic sounds

Review: M-VAVE FM-1 is a new low-budget 12-voice pocket Yamaha DX-7-based FM Synthesizer with built-in effects, battery operation, and more

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 15/09/2026

thx for explaining 🙂 yeah events can be emitted arbitrarily, so the dev could mess with what explorers show to some extent

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14/09/2026

interesting, would you mind sharing more? 🙂

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14/09/2026

♟️ You can now play chess against the fruitfly brain Google has mapped 😂 flychess-hq.vercel.app

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Chess vs. a Fruit Fly Connectome

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/09/2026

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Screenshot of a Terminator movie with a guy shooting at a killer robot

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/09/2026

LinkedIn recruiter scams are flooding my inbox 🙄 Scammer: are you interested in this job? Me: sure, could you send me an email from a company address to verify this is real? Scammer: *blocked* Every single fucking time...

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 10/09/2026

it just gets worse the longer you look 😂

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 10/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAH! 🫪

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 26/08/2026

8pm: "can't wait for bedtime" 11pm: "i wonder if i could roll my own linux distro, let's see..." every time 🙄

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/08/2026

Thinking about building an open source DIY alternative to Yubikey 🤔

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/08/2026

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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)

ALT: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 16/08/2026

packaging design is hard

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 14/08/2026

beat me to it 😝

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 13/08/2026

Volkswagen Golf 3 with cassette player for me 🫶

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 12/08/2026

though with a black character, police will be hostile towards you 😅

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 12/08/2026

Chipotle-Away

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Chipotl Away: Underwear Stain Cleaning

ALT: Chipotl Away: Underwear Stain Cleaning

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 12/08/2026

Ryanair is doing Ryanair things again 🙄

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

In most European cities, you don't have to

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

love the exaggerated compression 😂

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

Me: *watching a 20min video* My Surface Pro: Ok who wants to fry some eggs on my chassis? @microsoft.com this is not exactly peak engineering for a supposedly premium product. I can hear the battery screaming in agony while it's getting boiled alive...

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

@shutupmikeginn

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 11/08/2026

just learned about the new tariffs @ec.europa.eu is imposing on orders from China. dickhead anti-consumer move, why are we taking a page out of the orange turd's book? 🤢

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 10/08/2026

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Theyre On Their Way George Rr Martin

ALT: Theyre On Their Way George Rr Martin

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 09/08/2026

I'm really enjoying LibreWolf ❤️

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 07/08/2026

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Jim Carrey's Disgusted Reaction: Ew Gross

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 07/08/2026

i'd play that

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/08/2026

it still works on my phone, now i'm afraid to update the app 😬

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 06/08/2026

i'd probably crack open a nice cold beer and lean back 😄

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 05/08/2026

i like the way you think 🙂

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 26/07/2026

i'd be inclined to set up a CoreDNS server for that 😄

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 26/07/2026

i wasn't even thinking about blockchain, just a FOSS version of OpenRouter would be decent now that Fintech has gobbled it up

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 25/07/2026

we should build LibreRouter 🤔

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/07/2026

too expensive, care to bust out the Wii version? 🙂

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 24/07/2026

@goat.navy is up to something 🤔😄

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 23/07/2026

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Randy Marsh's Awww Fuck Yeah Moment

ALT: Randy Marsh's Awww Fuck Yeah Moment

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 23/07/2026

i'm a simple man, i see Yusuf i upvote 👍

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 23/07/2026

open weights == 🫶

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 23/07/2026

open weights or gtfo

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Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 21/07/2026

Christian Slater, that could get interesting 🙂

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 20/07/2026

there will be another season? i thought the series is wrapped up

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 20/07/2026

what did you expect, in a country without public transport? 😅

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 19/07/2026

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Matt Damon Puppet in Team America: World Police

ALT: Matt Damon Puppet in Team America: World Police

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 04/07/2026

i'm in this picture and i don't like it 😂

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 28/06/2026

🏴‍☠️ fixes this

Colonel Panic 💾 @xtools.at · 28/06/2026

i miss the dialup sound of my 56k modem 😄

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