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Krystobear

@xtoffkry.bsky.social
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Movin’ over here slowly with the rest of spicy Twitter.

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angel 🦇 💀 🎃 @hibiscusgoblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A butt in my face would fix me
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 07/10/2026
normalize making out with your friends sloppy style
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Preppa Pig @daddyzero79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna eat your ass and smell you on my moustache all day
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The Feral Fairy @the-feral-fairy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will happily play with this toy. But a real cock would be better. Rt if you’d be the real cock. #cockslut #dildo #sexyoy #hairyslut #hairychest #buttplay #hairyhole
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Austin @austspins95.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Repost if you’d like to have this view 🍑
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reskeet if you’d give my ass a massage (and or more 😈) #humpday
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Austin @austspins95.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Repost if you like a hairy body 🦦
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Johnny Otter @johnnyotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Y’all musk pigs would’ve instantly got off with your nose in here. Repost if I shouldn’t shower yet…
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Take a whiff, reskeet if you would 😉
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You’d love my hairy cock. Reskeet if you’d love a night with me 😉😉
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.
Panel 1: A park. A donut truck. A red-haired white woman sitting inside the donut truck, looking relaxed. The truck is Rolling Donuts, and there are three donuts painted under the worker window, a menu with prices, text near the bottom of the truck that reads "Tastes like magic!", a big Rolling Donuts logo with donuts for "O"s (clever!) and a message that says No Trans Fats! Only there's a tiny, near-illegible "or" between "trans" and "fats", because we all know how J.K. Rowling do.

Another white lady, this one blonde in t-shirt and jeans, walks up with a brown puppy on a leash. "Oh," she says, "Rolling Donuts!"

Panel 2: The blonde lady walks up to the woman in the truck window, smiling. "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them!

Panel 3: The woman in the truck smiles. "Wonderful," she replies. "And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!"

Panel 4: The truck lady's hand motion towards a a sign, which reads "Dogs are just fake wolves! I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!"

Panel 5: The blonde woman holds a hand to her mouth, shocked. "Killing?" she says.

The truck lady smiles, happy. "Yup!"

Panel 6: The blonde lady turns to face her dog, stricken. 

Panel 7: The dog looks up, wagging his tail and panting.

Panel 8: The dog, realizing what is coming, lowers his tail and puts his tongue back in his mouth.

Panel 9: The lady in the truck is holding 6 dozen donuts, in neon pink and blue and the Rolling Donut logo, with text across their sides that reads "We hate dogs!"

The blonde woman is looking back at her dogs, guilt on her face. 

"...but they're just SO yummy!" she says!

Sad trombone goes here. 

That's my comic!
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
men are so stinky and hot
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Quote this and show your balls
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/10/2025
one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Happy Friday, spicy BlueSky.
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Emotional Support Schoolboy 🔜 Bed @socialgaymer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bottom vibes? No, he has
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Happy Friday!
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ArcheoGay @archeobrinck.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Fuck JK Rowling Pass it on.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Not normally the place for food porn, but had to brag on @pupbacon.bsky.social’s culinary skills.
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illyat, JRPG tutorial boss @shortsnootfox.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
normalize casual soft domming your friends by saying good boy when they deserve it
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Happy Friday!
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Nothing Bunt (portmanteau of boycunt) Cakes
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Pup pig bacon @pupbacon.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Had fun getting my hole worked over by daddy boar @xtoffkry.bsky.social
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
That’s my piggy.
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👻 Pup Ghost Phantom @ghoztd.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Remember to hang up your pride flags tonight. So Marsha P. Johnson will leave you a brick for Pride Month.
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Johnny Otter @johnnyotter.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If you’re fucking me doggy and you don’t, take a handful of my hair in your hand and hold it tight when you’re loading me up then just know I’ll be at least a *little bit* disappointed. 👉🏻👈🏻 Repost if you’re grabbing my hair 😏
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Joey inserra Sexy @simonpegg100.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Happy Friday, spicy BlueSky!
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
the new pope:
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Happy hump day, spicy Bluesky!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Sentence I never expected to utter: “Excuse me, is that a ball-gagged avocado?” (It was someone’s tattoo)
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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.com · 25/04/2025
It’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, and all you need is a light jack it.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Sunday Brunch is always better with Bacon. @pupbacon.bsky.social
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Was fortunate to spend Saturday night with this hottie @pupbacon.bsky.social
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
New harness, who dis?
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I think I've inadvertently entered a sub/dom relationship with my Door dash driver. 😂
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Quote with a pit check.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Is this Old Maid game calling out my tastes?
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Anyone want some tasty meat?
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ev @afterevers.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
holiday gift guide for me this year if you were wondering
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Achievement unlocked: just attended my first nude event.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Robin @robinxpierce.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Repost if you’d huff my morning pit scent? 🤔😉 🐽
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Happy Sunday, spicy BlueSky!
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