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Krystobear

@xtoffkry.bsky.social
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Movin’ over here slowly with the rest of spicy Twitter.

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angel 🦇 💀 🎃 @hibiscusgoblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A butt in my face would fix me
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 07/10/2026
normalize making out with your friends sloppy style
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woof! 🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks tasty. 👅
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks good to me. The clover peeking out is kind of 🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥵🐽👅
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woof!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woof!
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Preppa Pig @daddyzero79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna eat your ass and smell you on my moustache all day
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The Feral Fairy @the-feral-fairy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will happily play with this toy. But a real cock would be better. Rt if you’d be the real cock. #cockslut #dildo #sexyoy #hairyslut #hairychest #buttplay #hairyhole
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Austin @austspins95.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Repost if you’d like to have this view 🍑
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🔥👅
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Reskeet if you’d give my ass a massage (and or more 😈) #humpday
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Very much so. 🥵
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Austin @austspins95.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Repost if you like a hairy body 🦦
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Johnny Otter @johnnyotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Y’all musk pigs would’ve instantly got off with your nose in here. Repost if I shouldn’t shower yet…
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
😍🥵
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🐽
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hoping you sit that sexy ass on my face?
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Take a whiff, reskeet if you would 😉
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🥵
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🔥🥵
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Woof!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🔥👅
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wish I could!
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Strike daddy Zach 🌈🎳❤️ @strikedaddyzach.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You’d love my hairy cock. Reskeet if you’d love a night with me 😉😉
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Possibly, but may need to also touch and taste to confirm.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You look good naked already (totally support you getting to where you want to be though) Also, that hole looks damn tasty. 👅
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
👅
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
🙋🏻‍♂️
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
😍🤤🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Woof! Would love to rub that belly and the cock, too.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Woof!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🥵👅
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.
Panel 1: A park. A donut truck. A red-haired white woman sitting inside the donut truck, looking relaxed. The truck is Rolling Donuts, and there are three donuts painted under the worker window, a menu with prices, text near the bottom of the truck that reads "Tastes like magic!", a big Rolling Donuts logo with donuts for "O"s (clever!) and a message that says No Trans Fats! Only there's a tiny, near-illegible "or" between "trans" and "fats", because we all know how J.K. Rowling do.

Another white lady, this one blonde in t-shirt and jeans, walks up with a brown puppy on a leash. "Oh," she says, "Rolling Donuts!"

Panel 2: The blonde lady walks up to the woman in the truck window, smiling. "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them!

Panel 3: The woman in the truck smiles. "Wonderful," she replies. "And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!"

Panel 4: The truck lady's hand motion towards a a sign, which reads "Dogs are just fake wolves! I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!"

Panel 5: The blonde woman holds a hand to her mouth, shocked. "Killing?" she says.

The truck lady smiles, happy. "Yup!"

Panel 6: The blonde lady turns to face her dog, stricken. 

Panel 7: The dog looks up, wagging his tail and panting.

Panel 8: The dog, realizing what is coming, lowers his tail and puts his tongue back in his mouth.

Panel 9: The lady in the truck is holding 6 dozen donuts, in neon pink and blue and the Rolling Donut logo, with text across their sides that reads "We hate dogs!"

The blonde woman is looking back at her dogs, guilt on her face. 

"...but they're just SO yummy!" she says!

Sad trombone goes here. 

That's my comic!
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
🐽
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Ryan ☀️🏖️ @crshort81.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
men are so stinky and hot
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
🐽
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is this the dog you were getting at NAB?
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Back dimples are so 🔥
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
🐽
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Glad you read that correctly. I just noticed it autocorrected “tactile” to “tactical “, lol.
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I can definitely see it. May require some tactical confirmation though. 😉
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Krystobear @xtoffkry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Happy Birthday!
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