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#Trans #Gaymer. Hella #queer. Is the Muffin filled with Spiders? Or is the Spider made of Muffins? All we know is that we scream.

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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Extremely cool , Finally some good news for once.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quit my job last week, waking up in tears from nightmares about work, constantly leaving the office crying, and anxiety attacks every day. It was dumb to leave without something else lined up, but I was going to break if i didn't
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the "facts not feelings" crowd sure do have alot of feelings
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that is very you (complimentary)
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cringe like this is why we have trigger warnings 😅
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Guys!!!! ITS OOGIE BOOGUSSY SEASON!!
OOGIE BOOGUSSY
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The design for my "fluffy spider girl" has somehow gotten more fluffy
A girl that is holding a stuffed animal in her arms and is also half spider from the waist down
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“A succulent Chinese meal!” Just because one has to post this gem every now & again.
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Kat Bristow @kathrynbristow.uk · 12/09/2026
A beautiful visualisation of the network. Plus, it shows that services in and between core cities should be expanded so more people can make journeys locally by train and make London less of a central hub.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
evergreen
Sonic the Hedgehog. “I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I'M NOT KIDDING.”
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MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mimic ready for battle
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
really good, its xcom but more immersive and actually feels like you're following through with the story than just disjointed missions taped together with forced plot cutscenes. The characters are kinda cool too and the progression system is fun
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
its so satisfying
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not sure you can walk that one off... #ZeroCompany #Zcom #StarWars
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you social buttersky... bluefly? I dunno, something clever
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lazer eyes that is, control is amazing and part of the alan wake universe, and i bought mundaun on your recommendation and loved it so far.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i was literally talking about this to one of my partners, we where discussing coop games and what we could parallel play and i asked about this, turned out she had played it while i was round and she and my metamour where collabing over the puzzles honestly it was a great surreal horror bonding exp
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
also, why the fuck does this have 2 likes before i even see it? XD
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i sure shouldn't put that between my legs!
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am not here to debate the accuracy of this statement, merely to say that in Crank 2: High Voltage they got Jason Statham to wear a big rubber Jason Statham mask for a kaiju parody fight scene where he's stomping around like Godzilla, it's pure movie magic
Jason Statham wearing a big rubber mask of himself
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
to be clear, i am stoked, just love how my warrior of light is just "fucking done" with everything
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My #FFXIV characters expression pretty much sums up my experience transitioning to #Shadowbringers
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Im loving #FFXIV.... But im just getting to shadowbringers and im still like:
Picture of the kid from "Signs" who says "I see dead people" with the caption:

"I hear scions talking: The yappening, coming to an MSQ near you"
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
oof thats rough
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
When asked how it’s been for him to see the series transform since its indie beginnings way back in 1981 with director Sam Raimi, Campbell revealed his one issue with the recent installments. 

“I’d like more humor back in. The three features have been mostly humorless, and I personally have a problem with that,” he said, echoing a sentiment shared among some of the franchise’s fans. “There’s no point for these to get too grim. You can be scary without being grim.”

“A little more humor wouldn’t kill you,” he added. “And one hero that you really can root for. Ash is an idiot, but you want him to survive.”

“Modern filmmakers love to color their movies like a David Fincher movie, like a hospital room, you know?” Campbell continued. “Gray-green, like a garage. Garage lighting. And so, okay, it’s a choice. It’s not mine. I think even a horror movie can look pretty. Why not throw them off? Make it all look pretty and wonderful, and then let them have it.”
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it doesn't even look offensive, it just looks, well, -mediocre- and boring. I think ricky secretly wants to be seen as polarizing or offensive just so he can get some limelight, but for me he is just a middling comedian that appeals to milquetoast middle aged white people now.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm not sure if she will appreciate that XD
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for me its that "uncanny valley" vibe along side the insufferable personality
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
he's probably buying up animal shelters and steel toe capped boots. The two are related.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That dog is only chill cos they just did 3 hours in the gym with 50 reps of arm curls and needs to rest.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Prithee be careful
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Dark Souls 3 Andre True
ALT: Dark Souls 3 Andre True
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it sorta ruins my immersion in most games that do it too, like maybe a villain or established partner if done properly. But when my party members i met in game 2 weeks ago are fawning over the PC it just feels forced.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
one of my partners has maxxed all jobs so she heals for me and talks me through the encounters, so i've kinda got a free pass as a tank. I just unlocked reaper myself
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
yeah i heard the initial jobs for ARR before they upgrade are a bit rough, i did warrior/marauder till i unlocked dark knight and ive been an edgelord ever since :D
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I still haven't touched a healer role job yet. Trying to bust my way to dawntrail before evercold comes out (Shadowbringers tomorrow!)
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Final Fantasy 16 has some of the funniest fight scenes #FinalFantasy #Clive #FFXVI
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 16 of someone getting punched by a flaming fist with a derpy expression on their face.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am in love with koo #BeastOfReincarnation
screenshot of the attribute level up screen for koo the wolf in beast of reincarnation
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
threatening us with a good time.
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🕷🕸SpiderMuffin 🕸🕷 @xspidermuffinx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And that's not even touching on people who expect you to work "for the exposure/experience". Companies who employ unpaid interns (as opposed to a living wage) and clients who want a free product under the guise of doing you a favor can get in the fucking bin.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This kid skipped the claw machine trick adults never crack. He ignored "grab and lift" and pushed the toy straight to the exit chute. Win in 5 seconds flat.
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