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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 07/02/2026
i see it with my eyedbarls
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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eevee @eev.ee · 23/09/2026
turning a dial that says Border-radius and looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BAD gGame Design: this orange is green, but inside it is orange. If it were more fair to the player, the inside would be green #GameDesign tip
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this was funnier in my head
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Grems ♿ @gremlijns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
saw someone named their cat quark (solid name!) but i forgot that physics particles are a thing so i assumed it was kwark and was also like "that IS a good name for a cat!" inburgering continues apace
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Dredgen Dale @xn--eck9c3e.zone · 16/09/2026
It is absurd to me that a lot of people just thought they are taking a moral high ground by respecting the wishes of... *consults my notes* ...A gacha game company and horseracing business, two on the list of the most exploitative and evil enterprises on earth.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NEW UNFICTION JUST DROPPED "I Found Evidence Of My House Spinning" A Technology Anomaly Tragicomedy Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp... Share with a friend if you enjoyed it :D
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[DELISTED] I Found Evidence Of My House Spinning | U&U Forums (LibreCrawl archive 2026-09-03)
A Technology Anomaly Tragicomedy
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tuna @fortunadragon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#goodbyelara #さよならララ #laramari
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
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Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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ash taylor?! 🩷 @chording.it · 09/09/2026
incredible reaction image just dropped
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Cirno Day
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh I can also share this then Hips of time
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Julia Van Dyke, the ðude 🏳️‍⚧️🦋 @imrustyokay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is so fucking funny, it needs alt text
A meme featuring "Our Blessed Blue" vs "Their Barbarous Red", featuring "Our Trained Sniper", "Our Cunning Engineer", "Our Battle-hardended Medic:, "Our Stoic Heavy", "Our Stoic Heavy", "Our Magnificent Demoman", "Our American Soldier", "Our Intrepid Scout" and "Our Pyro", vs "Their Crazed Gunman", "Their Grease Monkey", "Their Incompetent Doctor", "Their Fat Bald Bastard", "Their Drunken Wretch", "Their Canadian Hippie" "Their Tiny Baby Man" and "Their Pyro". The Red Side also has "Our Undetectable Spy".
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birdposting @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"We've both said a lot of things you're going to regret" is an all timer glados line
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 19/08/2026
' ' MÉTAMORPHOSE
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eater @xr.to · 20/08/2026
the only way I'll ever become a real girl is by having all my limbs amputated, hearing, vision, and voice removed, and become bound to and cybernetically integrated into an industrial sawmill
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 13/08/2026
Five reasons to #GetOnFive
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Melos 🌟🦋 @runlikemelos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Also I think Rena's swimsuit at the end needs to be entered into the canon of Fuckass Tokusatsu Fits
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𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫 ✧࿔ @zorua.pmd.social · 11/08/2026
i think about this image more than i care to admit
Daisoujou from Shin Megami Tensei asking Jack Frost "whatcha thinkin' about?" Jack Frost responds with "oh... nothing." which Daisoujou then says "remarkable he has attained the third formless jhana."
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Dredgen Dale @xn--eck9c3e.zone · 11/08/2026
I have just been reminded of an image that would be considered funny by me and exactly 1.5 other people.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Dysfunctional @dysfunct1ona1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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𝔹𝔼𝔻𝔼 @bedescarlet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I just found the most insane AO3 fic ever archiveofourown.org/works/89243206
AO3 fic styled as a forum somehowPosted by Gold Ship: Who has the largest ears?
Every reply in the thread: @Rice_Shower
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/08/2026
Sheep Quest, press A or X to accept
a sheep in a field backlit by sunlight coming to it in God rays through trees. other sheep are there too but you can see them because they aren't backlit
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 06/08/2026
"the post in which i ramble on about IDs" w.on-t.work/ids
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 06/08/2026
"the web server deployment model breaks at hobby scale" w.on-t.work/web-deplo…
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
moon eye
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tsunderemaids @tsunderemaids.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wait a little... #hatsunemiku
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 05/08/2026
remember: they don't say just good enough, they say asbestos possible
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resonance cascade @nekojanai.moe · 02/08/2026
WEEEEE
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we're gonna start building DCs without, uh, let me check my notes here...it says "computers"?
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Igor Toscano 🏴 @toscanoigor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Screen cap from Tumblr @o-craven-canto: "Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped" (Greek roots are written in blue, Latin ones in red, so I'll highlight the Latin parts with <>)

catastrophe -> <contraverse>
cephalopod -> <capitoped>
chlorophyll -> <viridofolia>
democracy -> <populimpery>
<homicide> -> anthropoctony
homo<sexual> -> <equi>gamic
kilometer -> <millimensure>
<interregnum> -> mesarchy
<magnanimous> -> megapsychic
<manuscript> -> chirography
<motor>cycle -> ergato<rote>
microscope -> <parvovisor>
oxygen -> <acidofex>
poly<amory> -> <multi>erasty
tele<vision> -> <remoto>scope
<universe> -> monostrophe

#languages #etymology #ruminations
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eater @xr.to · 03/08/2026
to be fair bonequest.com/3000
bonequest.com
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BoneQuest No. 3000 for JANUARY 19TH 2007
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FrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.
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legion @mouth-less.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#belethslegion
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/07/2026
hey are you doing okay? you keep briefly flashing red every few seconds and playing your hurt animation like you are poisoned
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A baby beaver cleaning its chubby tummy. Original post
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
part of why I don't like AI is bc it's so often the antithesis of caring for the little things, the appreciation of the mundane, of seeing beauty where others haven't yet been able to, and seeking genuine fundamental understanding all in the name of "get product faster" I find it so disheartening
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