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Murphy

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This country went to shit after November 5, 2024 So I try to make it funny to laugh at, hope I can make your day a little better.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/06/2025
What happened to states’ rights, Kristi?
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Breaking: Koreans have elected lee Jae Myung to be their next president! He was the opposition leader during Yoon. Congrats Korea!
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a UNDERSCORE k @aunderscorek.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Have a beer for me today, will ya? I will join you for one around July! My tumor has shrunk by nearly 50 percent! Let's gooooooo WordAlso 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WQuers #Wordle
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Watching house of cards currently. Frank Underwood is exactly like Donald Trump.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Desantis getting booed at #SNME made my day
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV used his first Sunday address to the faithful to call for peace. “Never again war,” he said to a roar from the crowd in St. Peter’s Square.
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Pope Leo XIV Calls for End to War in First Sunday Blessing as Pontiff
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Vance posting that India and Pakistan have a ceasefire, just for Pakistan to break it hours later. The Vance curse is real
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Me: Hi Donald trump! “What?” “You said you would lower groceries and stop crime, what are you doing to fight that today?” “Nothing, but best I can do is waste congress time to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico”
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Trump is reopening Alcatraz for offenders. Let’s put him in there!
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Gunpla Mom @gunplamom.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Now it’s. DONE!!!!
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
#nfldraft sanders not being drafted is crazy. I didn’t look at the mock drafts, is this a surprise?
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 25/04/2025
We're back from a bit of downtime — thanks for your patience just now! Our team is working to investigate the root cause. We share downtime updates at status.bsky.app.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We went from “tear down this wall” to “VLADIMIR, STOP”
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
How is there a second signal chat leak lmao hegseth such a clown
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Lucy 🇺🇲🇺🇦🐾♿️💙 @juice2024.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
🤣👇🤣
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
BREAKING: Nazi and flat earther Bryce Mitchell submitted at #ufc314 Fuck nazis!
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David Olson — Age of Stupidity @dlonorse.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trying to convince these MAGA cultists that trump is destroying America is like trying to fight with a wall at this point. It’s a cult and can only be stopped by fighting TRUMP and HIS administration. Don’t feed the twitter trolls. #handsoff #fucktrump
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JimCook@JimCook.bsky.social @jimcook.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Rewatching mad men currently, this show is my comfort zone it’s so good
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Is trump going to go to war with penguins
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Guess Russell brand sucking up to the far right didn’t work
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/04/2025
Donold is worse than Covid.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Should I create a truth social account to troll the MAGA morons? I want to test to see if I can get banned in 24 hours on there
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Mcconell and Paul are still jackasses but good on them for having some spine
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Daily reminder that Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Nazi and a national disgrace
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is the first time I have ever watched a state Supreme Court election. Go Susan.
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Fat Rambo @chiefjim.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I don't know which foreign hostile will conquer America, but it will be because MAGA is the AIDS of the American immune system.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Didn’t trumps supporters say trump wouldn’t start wars?
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
What’s a movie you guys had no business seeing at that age? For me, saw. That shit traumatized me
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Maybe the giants can stop being shit with Winston
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Wonder what happened to those Epstein files
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Shawn Fain sucking up to trump now is sad as hell, guy was fired up at the DNC
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/03/2025
Walz: "It's so obscene that he would put a mock classroom -- we all know he's never been in one. He wouldn't last for a minute. He's surrounded by people who know nothing about education. They want to make this about bureaucracy and cutting. This is about children."
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Sopranos is still the greatest show of all time years later. Time to rewatch it for 9th time
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I mean.
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
People like Gunther eagleman and catturd are unemployed people sitting around whining on twitter. Kind of sad
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Chuck schumer has no spine at all
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Daily reminder to punch nazis #fuckelon #fucktrump
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Daily reminder to stand with Ukraine and fuck krasnov and Putin
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Daily reminder to stand with Ukraine and fuck krasnov and Putin
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GoBlue @blu2b4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is what I saw
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Al green is a legend
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GoBlue @blu2b4u.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Murphy @xquitter31738.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Here we go
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