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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wonder if energy imports count? I say shut em off tomorrow and let’s see what happens.

Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Eating chocolate chips with a spoon like a goblin (no dessert left at the cottage).

Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Bonus points that they were from the company that makes their samosas in the building that used to be a pet crematorium.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Had some gas station Donair samosas for supper and.. pretty pretty good.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don’t know why they spend all the time and effort pretending any negotiations are in good faith. What are we doing here. Tell him to fuck off and then double the price they pay us for energy and potash.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I think they were tired of getting caught calling products Canadian that weren’t, so they just gave up.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not a bad way to spend a Friday night.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Using your unfathomable wealth to become the most loved and admired person in the world? Nah, better to be a widely-reviled shitbag.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Yeah the kids that ran it before moved on but it’s still open. No online presence that I know of now

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Pepper Creek Treats is now technically within city limits

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

How you know you’re actually in rural NB: the two-finger off the steering wheel “wave” from cars you meet on the backroad.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Maybe it’s more that Ray looked like someone who couldn’t have possibly dressed himself and be wandering in public without supervision?

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Goddamn Flyers gonna be the death of me.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Gotta go after him hard all game next game. That’s twice he’s gone unhinged this series.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

For me it’s that he hardly has the puck on his stick. Can’t do much when it seems like every shift turns into a defensive zone scramble. He needs to play with more skilled players, I’d put him with Zegras for a game and see if they gets him going.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Mich seems to be feeling it tonight and Foerster seems to be scuffling a bit. I’d switch them up maybe.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Downtown core and agricultural just don’t vibe. Move the track and build a school.

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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 22/04/2026

I repeat: tell them to go fuck themselves.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Huge shift by the Coots line really turned the tide and got the Flyers back into attack mode. Another strong showing by him imo.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Maybe it just has a thing for holidays bsky.app/profile/xoff...

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Maybe it just has a thing for holidays bsky.app/profile/xoff...

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I am so ready for #Flyers playoff hockey again

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If you build it they will come

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I too would use my miraculous gift of divine teleportation to go to waffle house

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Did you discover this today because the floor suddenly came to a halt

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This team is so fucking frustrating to be a fan of.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Man, that would have been a hell of a get.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Was hoping for a surprise Angine de Poitrine inclusion but alas.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Microsoft Co-Pilot helpfully autocorrecting my email sign off (that it sees me type 500 times a day) from Chris to Christmas. We are living in the future.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It was 20C yesterday so I’m grilling some burgers tonight, freezing rain be damned.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

With the US now having its hands full in the Middle East, Greenland could do the funniest thing.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

That’s a perk. Deliberately late or missing from meetings you didn’t want to attend anyway. “My bad guys, time zones are hard!”

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Split the difference. Fall back 30mins in the fall and then leave it there permanently, joining our Newfoundland brothers in the :30 time zone fun.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Can’t risk messing with the culture

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I am extremely annoyed at the ongoing enshittification of everything. Do you enjoy loud ads blasted at your face?

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Have started actively boycotting gas stations that do this. FUCK them.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The van did double-duty as a milk truck during the day

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The van had a school bus seat bolted to the floor and a built-in platform bed behind it for when my sister and I got sleepy on long road trips. Eventually moved up to the Jeep, which really saw some miles put on it - even drove it to Mexico and back one summer vacation.

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Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Watched this again with the kids (13 and 10) and it was as amazing as the first time.

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