Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Eating chocolate chips with a spoon like a goblin (no dessert left at the cottage). 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Had some gas station Donair samosas for supper and.. pretty pretty good. 130
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026How you know you’re actually in rural NB: the two-finger off the steering wheel “wave” from cars you meet on the backroad. 070
Reposted by Chris TaylorEmmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 22/04/2026I repeat: tell them to go fuck themselves. 913632
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Microsoft Co-Pilot helpfully autocorrecting my email sign off (that it sees me type 500 times a day) from Chris to Christmas. We are living in the future. 020
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 11/03/2026It was 20C yesterday so I’m grilling some burgers tonight, freezing rain be damned. 150
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 09/03/2026With the US now having its hands full in the Middle East, Greenland could do the funniest thing. 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Watched Moonfall with the kids and it is a goddamn shame that this is not getting the sequel it deserves. 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The faces of two boys who find out they’re going to the World Cup ⚽️😮 050
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Feeling pretty good about my chances this year. Helluva start to the season. 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Great that a guy who hates movies will be in charge of like 80% of movies. 020
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Celebrated by falling off the step-ladder in the garage. 10/10 old man day. 261
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Google Maps helpfully avoiding a closure on Westmorland by offering a 2hr detour through the US. Very reasonable recommendation. 140
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Just paid $2200 for winter tires. Just tires, no rims. Doing my part to prop up the economy... 💸💸💸 011
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 03/11/2025A few of Ian’s neighborhood friends have had their phones taken away, so with no way to communicate they will just randomly show up at our front door asking him to go biking. Time travelling back to the 90s. 180
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 12/09/2025The kids are *very* stoked for @gobband.bsky.social tomorrow 120
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 30/06/2025So we are rescinding the DST to appease Trump? Not sure this lines up to why Carney was elected. At least Trump is super famous for always sticking to his word and never moving the goalposts once he gets what he asks for. 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I worked backstage at a Strokes show circa 2003 and got to hear them through the wall as they ran through some new songs in a rehearsal space they had setup. Julian said “hi” on his way past when they were done. 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Travelling for work and getting takeout from the best Thai place. Forgot if it was the green or red curry that was so good and didn’t want to risk it so.. two curries it is (it was the red) 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Almost completed no mow may but here in the home stretch opted instead for “stay married summer”. 140
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I saw Gob for the first time in probably ‘96 or ‘97 and now almost 30 years later I’ll see them again with my kids.. life is wild. 040
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 25/03/2025media.tenor.coma man is carrying a suitcase through a living room .ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room . 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 05/03/2025My favourite add-ons to counter-tariffs: - Suspend US copyright recognition - 2hrs of each day all electricity exports are turned off (randomized for fun) - 25% levy to all oil exports - Cancel all US contracts with Provincial and Federal governments. Refuse to pay or even recognize any penalties. 100
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 04/02/2025We all know this is just a temporary reprieve and he’s gonna be back with round 2 of demands, right? Need to punch the bully in the nose if you want him to truly fuck off. Hope all of the unity and the momentum on changes and ideas continues to move forward. 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Should pull a reverse uno and impose new tariffs on US starting at midnight. In all seriousness, I know the benefit of avoiding the tariffs but I really don’t like us giving them any of the things they’ve asked for. Instead of giving the bully our lunch money we just split our sandwich instead. 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Can we all agree that the boycott should include Teams and Outlook? 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 29/01/2025While I wholeheartedly agree there needs to be something done with NB Power, I fail to see how privatization is a viable or desirable solution. What puts private ownership in a better position to be profitable than now? tj.news/new-brunswick/editorial-nb-…tj.newsEditorial: NB Power needs root and branch reformEditorial: NB Power needs root and branch reform 010
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Our new dishwasher needs a phone app to set a delay start. What fresh hell is this? Spent an hour trying to figure out how to avoid having to set it on my phone every night and still don’t have a solid answer. Meanwhile the old dishwasher you just… pushed a button. #enshittification 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Maybe I’m in the minority, but I’m much more annoyed by the plastic straw ban than the carbon tax. 100
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 06/01/2025We got our annual settlement power bill today and I thought I would share for anyone who may be on the fence about getting mini-split heat pumps in Canada. We heated exclusively with electric baseboards until late Dec-2023 when we installed three mini-split heat pumps - one on each floor. 110
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I was at a packed house party for Y2K and at the end of the countdown as the cheers of “happy new year!” began, the older brother of the host threw the main breaker in the basement. Chaos. It was great. 000
Reposted by Chris Taylors. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 19/12/2024I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a 1014230942
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I will never understand the pure shamelessness of people who don’t wash their hands in a public washroom. 000
Chris Taylor @xoffsetx.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Friends brought us back a sweet gift from a recent trip 010
