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𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 @anondananda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Danasinspired @danasinspired.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👉 Kimberly Guilfoyle, ambassador to Greece, is in the hot seat for asking for a $100,000 bribe from a donor. #kimberlyguilfoyle #satire
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Guilfoyle’s grift
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awesome segment from Grace Kuhlenschmidt on #thedailyshow
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 08/10/2026
Cockeye Paxton supporter tries to attack James Talarico on looks. No, really.
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The vitriol over the new Jaguar is about as pointless as the vitriol over Sonic having "realistic looking human teeth"! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓ🎃 @bearkase.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
loser alert
red cybertruck
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @wsj.com HE CONFESSED TO RAPING HIGHSCHOOL BOYS!!! I FIXED THE HEADLINE FOR YOU #FUCKTHEMEDIA www.wsj.com/politics/for...
wsj.com
Former House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert Dies at 84
The longest-serving Republican speaker’s post-congressional career collapsed in scandal.
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hulu decides to broadcast the Bosnia vs Poland match over the Belgium vs France match WTF!?!?!?
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG I LOVE #HAVEIGOTNEWSFORYOU
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professional wrestling sucks! Stop showing me shit about it @bsky.app
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🦋FightForDemocracy!🦋 @budahsbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marco ordered to dress in Atlanta Hawks uniform
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
Alito weighs retirement. We MUST win the Senate so we can block any Trump judicial nominee. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Justice Alito confirms he is considering retirement
The conservative Supreme Court justice said in a CBS News interview that he’ll revisit the issue next year.
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Palmer FUCKING Luckey?!?! Palmer FUCKING "failing upward better than Musk" Luckey?!?! The punchlines write themselves!
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol!😂 TODAY IN SPORTSBALL: The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity.
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Danasinspired @danasinspired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👉 According to incredibly fragile MAGA, white liberal women are the greatest threat to democracy. #whiteliberalwoman #liberal #maga
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The greatest threat to democracy
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂👇
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I understand what Jessica Tarlov was attempting to say on @thedailyshow.com. HOWEVER, where is the humanity in supporting people who literally raped children in a giant multinational sex trafficking ring? #trumpepsteinfiles
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lauren Boebert Allegations
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See me live: www.traecrowder.com
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Liz Oyer @lawyeroyer.com · 23/09/2026
Extremely disturbing news about the lawyer defending Donald Trump’s media ban. Watch this sitting down, and please help spread the word. youtube.com/shorts/veF5d...
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Trump’s media ban gets even more disturbing
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOLOL
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so glad #HaveIGotNewsForYou is back!! @amberruffin.bsky.social outfit on the September 21 episode was so awesome! Love that jacket!!
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well I guess Arsenal wanted to start the international break early 😔 #arsenalfc #gunners
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 17/09/2026
Some memes are so perfectly spot on!
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Danasinspired @danasinspired.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
👉 Trump keeps promising checks. I keep believing him. #satire #politicalsatire
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$12,500 in debt, waiting for Trump to pay up
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ratings down 21% so the show has been renamed "47 Minutes" Bravo Bari Weiss, @60minutes.bsky.social and CBS, the Conservative Brainwashing System
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
All four supporting acts have backed out of Ed Sheeran’s tour, including his own backing band. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$5000 Election Bribe
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 10/09/2026
According to Forbes, the Tesla Cyber Truck has surpassed the Edsel as the worst selling vehicle in history.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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J.H. Siegal @joshuasiegal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yes....YESSS.....
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CD and vinyl sales are surging as frustration with digital media keeps growing
News of the latest increase in physical media sales comes from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). It revealed that recorded music revenues for H1 2026...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Close-up photo of a red car's rear bumper featuring a black bumper sticker with white text reading:

"I'LL BELIEVE CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE WHEN TEXAS EXECUTES ONE"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s a cleaner look tho
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Martin Odegaard is THE MAN! #ARSENAL #GUNNERS
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026
I haven’t been indicted yet.
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy crap what a goal by Maitland-Niles!!!! #evertonfc
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wont be watching it either. thetab.com/filmshrine/2...
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Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton is 'standing with trans people' by boycotting HBO's Harry Potter
He really didn’t mince his words when asked if he’d be watching
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Natalie prefers brunettes.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“My psychic told me that in just 15 years, you will stop being The Stupidest Man Ever To Be Elected President.”
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles
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hawkhawkins1.bsky.social @hawkhawkins1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s Lake Ontario. Fuck you Don.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 26/08/2026
Meta agreed on Wednesday to pay up to $17.1 billion to states to settle claims it harmed young users with its addictive platforms. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/t...
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Jen 🐦‍🔥 @jen4man.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Life is stranger than fiction…”
“Memetic image featuring a still of Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 film Dune, a large man in ornate armor and a dark coat. White text on a black background reads: ‘I like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese orange diseased paedophile starting a war for his own selfish needs. Come on. That could never happen.’”
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
STAY STRONG AND HOLD ON TO THE TRUTH MARK!!! WE ARE BEHIND YOU!! CHEW THE RITCH, AND SPIT THEM OUT!
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 24/08/2026
Five 80s songs used in popular movies (Part 1.) 📼🎬 #synth #80s #classic80s #guitar
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xjparkerx.bsky.social @xjparkerx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
NCFU NCFU NCFU!!! NCFU NCFU NCFU!!! NCFU NCFU NCFU!!! NCFU NCFU NCFU!!!
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