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Noah🐞

@xandymars.bsky.social
1.3K followers 269 following 522 posts

📍Los Angeles

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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My weho pride outfits so far
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Girl whatever
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
objects in mirror are sleepier than they appear
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
oh I’m doing so great
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
SS26
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
kissing boys in the club is networking
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
computa make it stop
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
going to mexico but with family so no speedos
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
fuck I’m starting to get the itch to move again
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m a natural blonde I just dye my roots black
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gays using “hang out” to mean a hook up or a casual outing with a friend is very confusing
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Are these too slutty for insta?
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Are these too slutty for insta?
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
took hot pics in my hotel room idk if im brave enough to post them tho 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Can’t even tell if I like the look bc the makeup is a mess
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cloudy in la
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
So brat
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Inspector gag it
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
New speedo came in the mail 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m like the Jehova’s witness missionaries if Jehova was Slayyyter and the new world translation was the Wor$t girl in America album
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you post people’s stuff to LPSG you’re a loser
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I get so gay off that tequila
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Happy Slayyter release day
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wow I love that my governor is using being gay as a punchline
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Beach szn is here
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Beach szn is here
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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed
Mother of two escorting her kids to happy squidward
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Gave myself a month off before jumping back into the job market and I never wanna go back
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 22/03/2026
I have been losing it at this post from the Dems on instagram.
A pic of Zohran Mamdani looking smoldering with “HOLES FILLED” in big font and “as of March 20, 66,000 holes filled in Mamdani’s pothole blitz.”
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
3 piercings ago
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The billboards in San Francisco feel very dystopian
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Went through my camera roll and put all my nudes in a hidden folder so I can finally safely open my photo album in public
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
All my posts are mirror selfies
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My d line metro shirt came in 🤭
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Living so lavida loca I’ve received some manic allegations
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
getting somewhere
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My gym started charging for towels
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got a new tank top and I feel so sexy
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I want to buzz my head this summer but what if I buzz it and I have a weird shaped head
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Got 3 new piercings 🙂‍↕️
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fitting room pics
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Rosalia & bjork at the brit awards my god
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
they kept making songs after Hey Ya for some reason
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Noah🐞 @xandymars.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m getting advertisements for surgeons specializing in FFS on instagram does the algorithm know something I don’t?
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/02/2026
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today. I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand. There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
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Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When people read current writing on immigration a few decades from now, it'll hit the same as a reading the way people wrote about "the Jewish problem" in the 1930s. Just loads of well-educated and seemingly normal people accepting a monstrous normative frame as though it's natural.
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