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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o

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Used to be vain, but perfect from now on. Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print. Nīsei NëoYorquïna NüMetal 🤘🏼 remarkably unquotable /s +ALT text is an artform!

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Real mature profile reconfig
Profile banner of chickens from fowl words spell out TWITTER but avatar insert of cursive "sh" obscured the beginning text, reading shITTER
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surge la plaga de plagios
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QEPD MC
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Simple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Various media may be used to disseminate suggestions and information regarding simple sabotaage.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bring back zombie skittles you cowards
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ethically all zoos are awful, but I think the San Francisco zoo, in their policy of only retaining those animals that cannot survive in the wild, is the most depressing to visit. It's like taking your child to a VA hospital for funsies. Why's that seal swimming in circles? Blinded: shot in the face
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just signed an open letter from Stand Strong Brown re: Brown's Next President. Sign here: standstrongbrown.org/browns-next-...
standstrongbrown.org
Brown's Next President Must Stand Strong
Action Alert: Brown's Next President Must Fight Authoritarianism
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's not wearing sunglasses, they're his eyesockets showing his soul
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The MAD magazine T2 parody renamed him Mild Die-soon
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 10/09/2026
If I were James Talarico and I got *that* question on Fox News, I'd unequivocally state that I would protect any kid playing sports from Ken Paxton because he gives pedophiles a free pass. No kid can be safe in a locker room with him in a position of power no matter what parts they have down there.
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Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case
Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But like, you really gotta squint
Screenshot of Endless Jeopardy! account prompt with blue screen showing answer clue of "IT RESEMBLES A COURT" with my replay in the form of a question "what is SCOTUS?"
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Missed them
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bands Ive seen at least 3x Built to spill The darkness Los amigos invisibles Coheed and cambria Cynic
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.avclub.com/tom-hardy-cz...
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Daniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!
ALT: Daniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I knew it... My family is engaging in sabotage
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rule of three come on
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A church in our neighborhood has a large Adirondack chair that gets repainted frequently with topical themes - a coat of many colors has already gone up in memory of Dolly. I wonder if they have a file of pre-conceptualized designs like the NYT has obits
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Girl with a "girl with a pearl earring" earring
Zoomed in photo of the right ear of a masked person. The clip-on earring has a pendant charm of a cartoon rendition of Vermeer's painting Girl with a pearl earring.
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Quake Alerts @quakealerts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mww 5.80 earthquake (reviewed) occurred at 2026-08-22T17:00:41 UTC, 4 km NNW of Toride, Japan #quake #earthquake #toride #japan earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eve…
Map of earthquake location
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Optimism in mondegreens right from the gecko.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I had a similar mugshot -- but of Colson -- in my HS locker. I used alphabet stickers for labeling cassettes to write out his motto "ONCE YOU HAVE THEM BY THE BALLS, THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW." I went doe to prom, unsurprisingly.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 04/08/2026
The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
as an acolyte of the onionati, I have been studying the scrolls and glyphs, yet I am no closer to understanding the Seal of Lulil. @theonion.com please enlighten us. surely it's not this geek bullshit? legendofthecryptids.fandom.com/wiki/Lulil_t...
legendofthecryptids.fandom.com
Lulil the Great Creator
Lulil had the power to breathe life into the land and bestow upon it free will. The titans were fashioned in this manner, and she utilized their power to maintain peace throughout the world. If two ki...
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What's your sign?
Edge of a door jamb with a small black rectangle with a white button in the center. The window to the right of the button as a sign taped up on the inside with an arrow and the text. This button does nothing
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think Jenny Holzer might be my mom
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Going to see Mad IMAX: Fury Road in 3D starring Tom HarDDDy. Get the chrome spray and nitroglycerin ready!
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Whiplash between hearing about her diagnosis and finding this devastating news... But it goes to show you that many more people are suffering in silence before you ever know about their situation. Be kind. Be grateful for the people in your lives. We're all lucky to live in the same times together.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Last fall, global ad agency Havas hired Brad Parscale, President Donald Trump's former 2020 campaign manager, and his firm, Clock Tower X, to run a digital campaign on behalf of Israel, according to Foreign Agents Registration Act filings reviewed by TIME.

Israel agreed to pay the firm $1.5 million per month. In return, Parscale aimed to generate 50 million monthly digital impressions and influence how AI tools like ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini characterized Israel and the war.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Imagining Mick Jagger getting a diet Pepsi rn
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Sub Pop Records @subpop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sub Pop is sending our love to L7's bassist, Jennifer Finch, who was diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer. If you are financially able, please consider donating to her GoFundMe to help cover urgent medical and rehabilitation costs, and in-home care expenses.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General...
en.wikipedia.org
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead - Wikipedia
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I verified my age for this?!?
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vacci...
theonion.com
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
WASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective t...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Seriously consider buying the metal box release
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mel Brooks, the latest centenarian, has a while to go before embodying the 2000 y.o. man; but I think -- of all people -- he could make it. Corporal Kaminsky, we salute you.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The inspiration for reading therapy dogs
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The poster for Matilda is the most on-theme. @marawilson.bsky.social
Mara Wilson as Matilda sits cross-legged in an armchair holding alibrary card and the book Matilda by Roald Dahl as her on-screen parents, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, look on disapprovingly. "Devour one book after another" heads the poster. An insert of a Quentin Blake illustration of the character reading a large book in another armchair "get your library card and READ!"
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is like watching a child eat their first piece of cotton candy
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Idk ask jeeves
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
OnlyPans
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Slingshot<grunt> here to stay. Slingshot not scary, you dumb. Slingshot mine, not yours, you can't use it good.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In art class, kid made a soft sculpture sfogliatella. Proustreading memory unlocked: the bakery in Shop-Rite having a handwritten sign identifying them as "Sfadadelly"(NJ, they should have known better!)
A two panel photo collage showing different angles of a conical pastry where the layers are sewn and overlapped light brown felt over a cream colored felt base stuffed with batting
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you watch this summer's Disney movie with torticolis, you're gonna Mandoline
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Che Guevara Che Guevara Che Guevara ... I'm a che repeater 🍒
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If she wants to buy a large serving plate then chargeher.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My fishing dinghy needs a paint job. It's a gray V boat.
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wearing vegan heels means you can't run and you can't hide
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Listen all y'all it's A.I. fraud www.npr.org/2026/05/05/n...
npr.org
Did FBI Director Kash Patel use AI to rip off the Beastie Boys?
An analysis by NPR suggests that frames from an iconic music video were used to generate content for a tweet by the FBI director.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited
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