Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Real mature profile reconfig 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Surge la plaga de plagios 000
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oSimple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Various media may be used to disseminate suggestions and information regarding simple sabotaage. 001
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bring back zombie skittles you cowards 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ethically all zoos are awful, but I think the San Francisco zoo, in their policy of only retaining those animals that cannot survive in the wild, is the most depressing to visit. It's like taking your child to a VA hospital for funsies. Why's that seal swimming in circles? Blinded: shot in the face 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just signed an open letter from Stand Strong Brown re: Brown's Next President. Sign here: standstrongbrown.org/browns-next-...standstrongbrown.orgBrown's Next President Must Stand StrongAction Alert: Brown's Next President Must Fight Authoritarianism 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He's not wearing sunglasses, they're his eyesockets showing his soul 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The MAD magazine T2 parody renamed him Mild Die-soon 010
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 10/09/2026If I were James Talarico and I got *that* question on Fox News, I'd unequivocally state that I would protect any kid playing sports from Ken Paxton because he gives pedophiles a free pass. No kid can be safe in a locker room with him in a position of power no matter what parts they have down there.texastribune.orgInside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse caseCritics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals. 5539119
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But like, you really gotta squint 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Bands Ive seen at least 3x Built to spill The darkness Los amigos invisibles Coheed and cambria Cynic 120
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026www.avclub.com/tom-hardy-cz...static.klipy.comDaniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend!ALT: Daniel Craig: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend! 020
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I knew it... My family is engaging in sabotage 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rule of three come on 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A church in our neighborhood has a large Adirondack chair that gets repainted frequently with topical themes - a coat of many colors has already gone up in memory of Dolly. I wonder if they have a file of pre-conceptualized designs like the NYT has obits 100
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Girl with a "girl with a pearl earring" earring 010
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oQuake Alerts @quakealerts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Mww 5.80 earthquake (reviewed) occurred at 2026-08-22T17:00:41 UTC, 4 km NNW of Toride, Japan #quake #earthquake #toride #japan earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eve… 011
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Optimism in mondegreens right from the gecko. 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I had a similar mugshot -- but of Colson -- in my HS locker. I used alphabet stickers for labeling cassettes to write out his motto "ONCE YOU HAVE THEM BY THE BALLS, THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW." I went doe to prom, unsurprisingly. 000
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 04/08/2026The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER 121116190
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026as an acolyte of the onionati, I have been studying the scrolls and glyphs, yet I am no closer to understanding the Seal of Lulil. @theonion.com please enlighten us. surely it's not this geek bullshit? legendofthecryptids.fandom.com/wiki/Lulil_t...legendofthecryptids.fandom.comLulil the Great CreatorLulil had the power to breathe life into the land and bestow upon it free will. The titans were fashioned in this manner, and she utilized their power to maintain peace throughout the world. If two ki... 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What's your sign? 042
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think Jenny Holzer might be my mom 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Going to see Mad IMAX: Fury Road in 3D starring Tom HarDDDy. Get the chrome spray and nitroglycerin ready! 100
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Whiplash between hearing about her diagnosis and finding this devastating news... But it goes to show you that many more people are suffering in silence before you ever know about their situation. Be kind. Be grateful for the people in your lives. We're all lucky to live in the same times together. 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Imagining Mick Jagger getting a diet Pepsi rn 000
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oSub Pop Records @subpop.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sub Pop is sending our love to L7's bassist, Jennifer Finch, who was diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer. If you are financially able, please consider donating to her GoFundMe to help cover urgent medical and rehabilitation costs, and in-home care expenses. 1370188
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General...en.wikipedia.orgGeneralissimo Francisco Franco is still dead - Wikipedia 001
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I verified my age for this?!? 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 11/07/2026theonion.com/rfk-jr-vacci...theonion.comRFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood StraightWASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective t... 010
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out omattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN 68216493419
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Seriously consider buying the metal box release 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Mel Brooks, the latest centenarian, has a while to go before embodying the 2000 y.o. man; but I think -- of all people -- he could make it. Corporal Kaminsky, we salute you. 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The inspiration for reading therapy dogs 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The poster for Matilda is the most on-theme. @marawilson.bsky.social 110
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is like watching a child eat their first piece of cotton candy 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Idk ask jeeves 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Slingshot<grunt> here to stay. Slingshot not scary, you dumb. Slingshot mine, not yours, you can't use it good. 010
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18/05/2026In art class, kid made a soft sculpture sfogliatella. Proustreading memory unlocked: the bakery in Shop-Rite having a handwritten sign identifying them as "Sfadadelly"(NJ, they should have known better!) 100
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you watch this summer's Disney movie with torticolis, you're gonna Mandoline 100
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Che Guevara Che Guevara Che Guevara ... I'm a che repeater 🍒 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If she wants to buy a large serving plate then chargeher. 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My fishing dinghy needs a paint job. It's a gray V boat. 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Wearing vegan heels means you can't run and you can't hide 000
Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Listen all y'all it's A.I. fraud www.npr.org/2026/05/05/n...npr.orgDid FBI Director Kash Patel use AI to rip off the Beastie Boys?An analysis by NPR suggests that frames from an iconic music video were used to generate content for a tweet by the FBI director. 000
Reposted by Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out oYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited 81585356