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WTBA

@wtba.bsky.social
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I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.

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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 7h
Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
I love jizz
A screenshot of Star Wars showing a band playing jizz musk. I edited it to include the text that reads: “♫ Play that spunky music white boy ♫”
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join me in the wilderness
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JP Morgan with the interracial old lesbian couple in recent commercials. Woke is so back.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gas back down to 4.31 (from 4.59). I guess we're winning the war this week.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pumpkin has a Julian like visitor
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🏈 GB 20 - 17 NYJ FINAL 👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 302 times before. Last time: Jan 18, 2026 Los Angeles Rams defeated Chicago Bears
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Once had someone tell me, "For someone with nothing to live for, you seem pretty afraid of dying." (This was in the context of not wanting to do risky activities like skydiving or scuba diving.)
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gas went from 4.19 to 4.53 Tue to Thu. I went ahead and filled my half tank yesterday. Was surprised it wasn't busy. People must not be anticipating more rises yet. I won't be out for sure til Monday, so I figured better to do it before it's 5 bucks on Monday.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcome to my combination boba shop/hardware store
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your time has come, sluts
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is he in a dystopian backrooms space?
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tbf, I saw my first Vivek signs while in NW ohio last weekend, but haven't seen any in Central yet.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw my first Amy Acton sign...vibe shift?? 🌊
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Claire, Boob Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is what Tom Petty was singing about
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love barely sleeping and feeling hollow. So much fun.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was supposed to drive to my father's this afternoon, but my sleep schedule is so fucked being on medical leave, I was too tired to leave early in the day and then slept too long and it was too late to leave. Now I get to try to sleep a few hours in the morning and try to leave by 10. 💀
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Getting flu and covid shots, as if I need to live LONGER 💀
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Aaron @shepherdaaron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have spent, and will spend many more, hours watching birds with Julian Baker
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me texting when I show up outside your apartment at 11pm:
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Under the couch
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Choosing a special oomf to take me out on a boat and finish me
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love having insomnia because I'm not working (on medical leave), super bored, and becoming depressed.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I always forgot Hilary died in Iraq 😭
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saoirse @spacethey.gay · 06/09/2026
love the little Scotty :))
LEGO Scotty holding a canister of dilithium crystals
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Glowing with radiation??
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That 230am I wish I had a burger feeling 😐🍔
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally taking a full shower
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Futurama Bender: I'm Back Baby Dance
ALT: Futurama Bender: I'm Back Baby Dance
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can shower now and remove the last bandages whenever they come off. Following up again on a month. PT continues.Not worried about strength yet, only range of motion and healing.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally have my surgery followup appt today. The last of the bandages will come off, and I should be able to take my first real full shower in over two weeks.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I simply need to stop eating I simply need to stop thinking I simply need to stop breathing
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What if they Charlie Kirk'd me for the anniversary of Charlie being Kirk'd?
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I genuinely thought Ralph Nader was dead
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It should be illegal for anyone to have been born after 2005
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait is John Turturro at Fenway?!
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Zorak is here
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Many rabbits at the park. Way too buggy to stay very long though.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They play 70s and 80s music at Physical Therapy 😊
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At B*b E***s in the middle of the afternoon on Monday, and it is DEAD. Something something economic indicators...
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So I owe 4200 for my surgery (out of 43k). I've hit the maximum now, so no more co-pays or anything the rest of the year. That means PT is free.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Point me to the massive hamburger table 😋😋😋
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coleuses look great this year
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This site will expect the next Dem president to deliver what FDR delivered in four terms but in the first 100 days and if they don’t they’ll call them a fascist.
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
do you know why no one has a penis that's 12" long? because then it would be a foot
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(every college football game between now and November) ... and that's the end of the first quarter, Tech 13, State 10! (OMINOUS VOICE) Trans communist illegal immigrants in YOUR kids' schools? Only if Adam Stratton gets his way. Adam Stratton. Right for illegals ... Wrong for Indiana.
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WTBA @wtba.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Imagine being in a coma since 2008 and waking up to see Bill Belichick coaching the fucking Tar Heels...🤯
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